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1. Less Romantic but More Effective by evaleon70 for CloverWoodss

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   21 Oct 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort
   • Harry Potter/Voldemort
   • Harry Potter
   • Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Book 7: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • POV Harry Potter
   • Voldemort Finds Out Harry Potter is a Horcrux
   • Mocking Poetry
   • magical and muggle elements
   • crackish but also smutish
   • why is that my thing
   • Dick Pics
   • Valentine's Day Fluff
   • Voldemort Has Two Penises (Harry Potter)
   • Snake-Like Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Sassy Harry Potter
   • Himbo Harry Potter
   • horny old man Voldemort
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Lingerie
   • Courtship
   • Epistolary
   • Sexting
   • Phone Sex
   • Humor
   • Golden trio besties forever
   • Death Eaters Group Chat
   • Harry in Lingerie

   Summary

   Hermione realizes Harry is a horcrux in the Forest of Dean. Harry decides to mock Voldemort about it, and somehow things get better for everyone from there.
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   A valentine's day story written for CloverWoodss who wanted a fic of Voldemort sending Harry a dick pic.

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