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1. Your New Status Quo by CardiganBay

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
   • F/F, M/M, Other, F/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   22 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust/Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor/Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggie
   • Valentino & Velvette & Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust/Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Carmilla Carmine/Zestial (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar
   • Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Fat Nuggets (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Original Hazbin Hotel Character(s)
   • Zestial (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Missi Zilla
   • Carmilla Carmine (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Exorcist Angels (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Frank (Hazbin Hotel)
   • The Egg Bois (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Stolas Goetia
   • Mammon (Helluva Boss)
   • Slow Burn
   • Angst and Humor
   • Aromantic Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino Being Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Abusive Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Sex Worker Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Sexual Slavery
   • Non-Consensual Drug Use
   • Trashy TV
   • Rubber Ducks
   • Gardens & Gardening
   • there's always time for a cocktail
   • Hypnotism
   • Mind Control
   • 1920s bops
   • Possessive Behavior
   • Humor
   • Drug Addiction
   • Vox is in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Found Family
   • no beta we all die alone
   • not porn and not a dead dove
   • Fanart
   • OneWayBroadcast
   • Valentino is in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Velvette is in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel)
   • radiostatic
   • radioSILENCE
   • I swear it's more cheerful than it sounds
   • there are lots of jokes
   • Depression
   • Asexual Character
   • ADHD
   • Addiction

   Summary

   For various reasons (mainly the obvious), Valentino feels the need to seduce the Radio Demon. Alastor’s protestations that he has no interest in such things must be lies - who wouldn’t be interested in Valentino? No one tell Vox or we're all in trouble.

   Since hell fought back & Adam died, things have changed. What can hell do to protect itself from heaven?

   Valentino is realising that actually, nothing changes at all. No one else seems to have noticed, except Alastor.

   Picks up around where Hazbin S1 left off.

   StaticMoth! HuskerDust! Zestmilla! Chaggie! Plus some weird ones, and I'm not even talking about Valastor when I say this!

   Can hell's overlords make an alliance without killing one another? Will Velvette survive? What is Lucifer hiding? Why is Alastor acting weird(er than usual), and can he figure out cassette tapes? Will we all be scrubbed into oblivion by Niffty? Can Stolas save hell & still find time for the circus? Is this, um, kink, a healthy way for Mammon to work out his issues, or is this messed up, even for hell? Is Egg Boi Frank the most powerful demon of all? Can Valentino have sex with everybody, all the time? Find out, in this fic here!

   Series

   • Part 1 of So Hell is Forever

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   283,167

   Chapters:

   89/89

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