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    You managed to escape Vox in life.

    His premature death granted you the freedom you had been seeking for years after making the mistake of marrying the psychotic bastard. Too bad you died less than two years after him.

    Now, you were cursed to live in the shadows of Hell. Always looking over your shoulder for any sign of that crazed TV head.

    You managed to make it 65 years before he discovered that you were down there with him. And this time, Vox had no intention of letting you go.

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    It has been a long time since Vox, the media demon, left the world of pride, plunging it into a state of despair and primevalness. At this time, a new, charming and charismatic TV presenter appeared in paradise.

    However, everything changes when Emily, a young seraphim, descends into hell, and with her a reporter who becomes interested in the process of redemption. To Alastor, this angel seems vaguely familiar. Velvet longs for Vox to be with them again, while Vincent wishes this strange radio demon would leave him alone.

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    Vox's epic crash-out has left Valentino and Velvette none too pleased. They might have saved his life, but neither is ready to forgive, or forget. Nor are they ready to listen when Vox tries to make suggestions about repairing their public image. Not trusting him out of their sight, but not wanting him to hear them talk strategy they agree to unplug Vox's AV inputs... not realizing until it might be too late that sensory deprivation for a man with no body is probably the worst punishment possible.

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    Some are meant to entertain, and others are meant to watch the entertainers.

    Alastor was trapped with the Vees for a while, but became close to Velvette, gossiping, laughing at the people of hell being idiots, and becoming close, but what happens after the final battle between Vox? She misses Alastor and decides to pay him a visit

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    Velvette and Valentino get tired of Vox's constant mooning after the Radio Demon, and take advantage of the gift-wrapped deer rolling around Vee Tower to get him a very thoughtful present.

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    Welcome to Pentagram City:

    "Eternal Exodus Project," a promise of digital immortality that allows demons to transfer their consciousness into cybernetic bodies to evade the Purges of the Angelic Drones.

    .Angel Dust longs to break the system and disconnect from the network to be free.

    The porn star, partner and most valuable property of Valentino, pulls off a desperate escape after a violent argument with his lover and master; he vanishes into the underbelly (Low-Net) for weeks.

    Though Vox celebrates the fall of that "unstable variable" (Angel Dust), his project soon intersects with a macabre opportunity:

    ...

    As memory bugs turn into flashes of horror and his consciousness demands answers, Angel will attempt to hack the system to uncover the truth of his own existence. When digital truth collides with toxic love, Pride City will face a total blackout. Will Anthony reclaim the essence of the demon he once was, or become the virus that destroys Vox's Matrix to achieve the only freedom left: the ultimate reset?

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    What if, in this world, everyone else in the hotel, except Charlie and Vaggie, is a kid?

    Hell does not discriminate. It does not matter if you are an adult or a child; as long as you do not match the standards of Heaven, you will be sent to the south side.

    Angel Dust, Alastor, Niffty, Husk, Cheri Bomb, and Sir Pentious are all kids and teens who are currently trapped in hell.

    Being a kid is not easy in hell; exterminations are the least of your problems. There are other things to worry about, like shitty adults.

    Then suddenly this Princess out of nowhere pitches this idea that you can go to heaven?

    She must be high on drugs because no way an adult like her would look out for kids like them.

    Would she?

    Charlie will be in a hell of a time with these kids around the hotel. She’s got a tough road ahead. Not only does she need to redeem her guests before the extermination starts, but she also has to rebuild their trust after facing so much pain from adults time and time again. Will she be able to earn their trust and help them heal, or will she end up failing and losing these souls to the mercy of heaven?

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    For those who wanted to see Vox and rest of this horrid and inane triumvirate get their comeuppance. I have cooked up some nasty surprise for the assholes. Believe me. Lucifer ain't no dummy here.

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    “Val.”  The tone Vox uses is perhaps too sharp, and the media demon quickly backtracks, “I just… I don’t get it.”

    There is a moment of silence, and for a second, Vox wonders if Val had just opted to ignore him when the other speaks up.

    “I…” Val hesitates, like he does when he doesn’t quite know what to say, “yeah. I’m pretty fucking mad at you. I mean, how could I not be? You treat us like assets instead of partners for weeks, downplay the work both Velvette and I did to hype up your rally, tried to fucking kill us-”

    Val’s arms are trembling, and that ugly feeling Vox cant quite name builds up in his chest. He had not even realized Val had stopped talking to breathe, until the silence catches up to him.

    “…Val?”

    “…But,” Val breathes, “you also tried to kill yourself. And I don’t like that.”

    The words are quiet. Vulnerable. Vox wants to turn his head to look at his business partner, but Val’s thin arms are strong enough to hold him in place.

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    There had been a boy in her council estate a few years younger than Velvette. He’d come up to her once to explain to her that he had a pet cat now and it loved him. It had been a stray that he’d been feeding and he trapped it inside his room. Over the next few weeks, she watched him accumulate scratches and bites. It had been funny, everyone had been fascinated watching him bleed over that feral cat. He’d almost lost an eye to it once. Velvette had told him to get rid of the thing when she saw the claw marks just to the right of his eye but he stubbornly set his chin and said that she didn’t know anything.

    It all ended when the kid’s grandfather came to visit and took the cat out into an alley and broke its neck.
    ...

    Velvette becomes increasingly concerned about the path Alastor is leading Vox down and takes matters into her own hands.

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    Angel leaves to keep the others safe, all his progress has halted and he's back to square one, back in the one place he didn't want to ever return to.

    All he can think of is him.

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    “Ah, fuck it. You're boring.” Pulling her phone close again, Velvette went back to scrolling through her feed. She saw two trending topics, but found them all boring. Outdated. Despite the feeling, she didn't look up as she continued: “I don't know how Vox has so much fun with you.”

    “Curious. I thought you knew him better than that.” Alastor crooned, stretching in the chair a little, as if suddenly uncomfortable with the position. It made her purse her lips, finding his voice annoying. Almost off-key. And then he continued, eyes narrowed and a smile stretching across his face: “Vox is a rather strange fellow, am I right?’

    She scoffed loudly, almost laughing at his pathetic attempt at provocation. Even though, deep down, she didn't like it one bit.

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    Angel Dust is left to deal with the realisation of Vox controlling him to be a spy for the hotel but now stuck as a prisoner along with Alastor and the King of Hell, maybe he isn’t as alone as he thinks he is.

    or: i think Angel Dust needs some comfort after episode 7 and who better to give it to him than the two most emotionally unaware demons in all of Hell?

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    The true strength of the Vees doesn’t lie in their power, though it is pretty significant, even their greatest enemies can’t deny that. No, their greatest strength lies in how they complete each other – where one falters, the others are there to lift them back up. Where one fails, the others are there to pick up the slack and minimize the damage.

    They were a team. They were the Vees. But now they were dealing with an annoying red gnat trying to disrupt that.

    Vox, as always, was falling for the honeyed poison hook line and sinker. Valentino and Velvette were no longer amused by it.

    - - -

    Episode 6 Fix-It if the other Vees didn’t fall for Alastor’s manipulations.

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    It’s fine. It’s totally fine that Alastor is back – he is completely normal about it. In fact, he’s got plans. Good plans, nay great plans, to finally get the edge over the Radio Demon, once and for all. And, sure, if he gets more power in the process, that’s fine, too.

    Or Vox begins a foray into politics and local government.

    Who knew there’d be fine print?

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    One dark act, that's all it takes to darken your soul, it didn't matter what that act was for, it didn't matter if it was all in good will or not, in the end there would be a price to pay.

    He had done his best to live a holy life, he lived as a holy witch believing in his religion and the magic he practiced. He was trained and practiced with the belief in angels and the life beyond earth. He was on track for Heaven, he only used magic for good, he ran a diner, and had a job on the radio, and a perfect marriage. Yes, life was good, then tragedy stuck and in a desperate attempted to save the love of his life he made a deal that would hunt him for eternity. His soul for her life.

    When he died, he found himself in hell on the fallen angel's leash and his tasks? Take care of hells princess. As confused as he was, he helped raise the princess of hell for a century. When she was all grown up, he found himself stuck helping her with her passion project, a hotel to rehabilitate sinners and get them into Heavan, she's dead set on getting her mentor there and he doesn't have the heart to tell her that even if it were possible he can never leave hell.

    TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING; ALL INSIDE.

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    Having newly arrived in hell about a week ago, Pink Neon is slowly learning her way around as she starts keeping a journal, tho she eventually decides to turn this journal into a survival guide to help new sinners find their way around the pride ring and make their new enernity in hell a little more bearable...this is that journal...

    (this is a sequel to "Under neon light" and kind of a prequel to "the anarchy demon" )

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    With swift hands, she slides the toy into place, the base flush against Charlie’s groin. “Trust us with your pleasure.” She laughs, slow and sweet and totally oblivious to her own heavy hand pressing it down.

    Until the moment Charlie’s hips twitch up, that is.

    “Wait, hold on. Are you…” Velvette leans back, eyes widening, then leans forward with furrowed brows and a gaping mouth like she just can’t believe it, “actually getting off on this?” Her grip on the dildo doesn’t lessen one bit.

    Or; at the annual HalloVeen Extravaganza, Velvette drugs Charlie with Love Potion (By Velvette)™ and brings the Devil out to play. Not her fault if that dyke can’t control herself.

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    I didn’t like how Lucifer couldn’t harm sinners. But that doesn’t mean he couldn’t cause mass destruction of buildings. Leading sinners to get hurt in the process.

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