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1. God Only Knows by SimplyKt

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   14 Mar 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Eric | Disposable Demon/Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Crowley & Eric | Disposable Demon (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Saraqael (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Maggie/Nina (Good Omens)
   • Crowley & Jesus (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Metatron (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Uriel (Good Omens)
   • Sandalphon (Good Omens)
   • Saraqael (Good Omens)
   • Eric | Disposable Demon (Good Omens)
   • Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens)
   • Hastur (Good Omens)
   • Shax (Good Omens)
   • Furfur (Good Omens)
   • Dagon (Good Omens)
   • God (Good Omens)
   • Jesus (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Maggie (Good Omens)
   • Nina (Good Omens)
   • Josh (Good Omens)
   • Coffee Theory (Good Omens)
   • Angst
   • Foreplay
   • Angst and Romance
   • Forbidden Love
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Angst and Feels
   • Apocalypse
   • End of the World
   • Hope
   • Implied/Referenced Sex
   • Swearing
   • Threats of Violence
   • Torture
   • Death Threats
   • The Second Coming (Good Omens)
   • Mild Smut
   • Pining
   • Mutual Pining
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Lust
   • Love
   • Idiots in Love
   • Violence
   • Happy Ending
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Aziraphale/Crowley's Second First Kiss (Good Omens)
   • Will These Guys Ever Get A Break?

   Summary

   What if the coffee theory was real? What if Aziraphale couldn't be held responsible for his actions from the moment he took a sip of that coffee with a hefty jigger of almond syrup?

   Things have been said... feelings have been hurt...the damage has been done and the world is still ending... but is it really too late?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   61,674

   Chapters:

   14/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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