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I've Never Had to Knock on Wood, But I Know Someone Who Has by pickyhandshake
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types
19 Aug 2016
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Summary
That AU where Legolas is the RA in a uni hall full of boisterous freshmen who find it their mission to cause as much trouble for him as possible, in the form of drunken texts, pranks, misinterpreted crushes and semi-serious feuding.
“Galadriel was the strict RA, Gandalf was the one who wouldn’t confiscate your liquor stash as long as you gave him a sip, Boromir was the classic friendly guy-next-door who you could count on to mediate any roommate squabbles, and Saruman was the one constantly snippy from getting off the night shift and who wasn’t above reminding you that you were getting the dreaded freshman fifteen.
And then there was Legolas, who hadn't batted an eye at any boy until Aragorn came along.”
Aka, that trashy modern uni!AU.