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    Summary

    This is more than just Crackfic. This is A.Z. Fellatio - the penultimate name in bad pornography.

    Produced by the Chattering Order of GOAD, the work was originally written as a gag gift from the GOAD Writers Guild for the Good Omens After Dark subreddit upon the induction of it's 8008 subscriber, and thus it has more breasts than a brothel in a pirate movie. It should not be taken seriously, nor the talent of it's writers — our our Voice Actors — taken for granted based on the low quality of this work.

    Please forgive us... Or don't bother. We don't care.

    A final warning: Do not listen if you are in a public place, a confession booth, or near small children. May cause uncontrollable fits of snorts and giggles. The Chattering Order is not responsible for awkward conversations with friends and family members if they see or hear what's on your Next Up.

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