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I was dreaming about nuggets. More specifically, the ones shaped like dinosaurs. And they were dancing. That was, until, I was jolted awake by the punchable ding of a text message. I groggily scanned the dark abyss that was my bedroom and finally found my clock- it was 3. As in, 3 in the morning. Three. Fucking. AM. I was positively pissed. Who the hell is texting me? My eyes shifted to my phone and through my blurry eyesight, I could make out a text.
Meet me outside. Now.
What in the fu-
iits 3 inthe mroning ???
My text was littered with typos as I tried to wake myself up and make sense of what was going on. Right now, sentences only looked strands of letters jumbled together.
I have the package.
Package??
im sorry, who is this?
You know who.
I snorted in disbelief. Did this person think they were Voldemort? No, dude, I obviously don't.
you're right. i totally know who this is so thats obviously why im confused. you really got me there, sherlock.
I don't have time for your games right now. Come outside. Now.
are you illiterate?
I won't ask again. Now.
in any other situation, the way you're talking would turn me on. probably. most likely. but im tired as hell. now, goodnight. im getting my zzz's. toodles, weirdo.
Wait. So you didn't order a dead body?
Suddenly, I was wide awake.
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note: if you've read it this far, i freaking love you. sorry if this chapter is so short but from this point on, they will definitely be longer. im always open to comments, critiques, etc! hope you enjoy