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1. I Promise, Honey, I Can Feel Your Pain by excessnight

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   15 May 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • RadioApple
   • Appleradio
   • Human Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Priest Alastor
   • Top Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Bottom Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Non Sex-Repulsed Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Bisexual Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Murder
   • Serial Killer Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Canonical Character Death
   • Pre-Canon
   • Dubious Consent
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Owns Alastor's Soul
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • Blasphemy
   • Slow Burn
   • Past Sexual Abuse
   • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Blood and Violence
   • Rough Sex
   • Hate Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Catholicism
   • Deal with a Devil
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar is Bad at Feelings
   • Unhealthy Relationships
   • Alastor is on the Asexuality Spectrum (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor is on the Aromantic Spectrum (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor is a Bad Person (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Narcissism
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Don't Like Don't Read
   • title from a song
   • No beta we die like Adam

   Summary

   Alastor has never been quite like other priests. In fact, he'd even go so far as to say he's in a league of his own. So if anyone were to find out he summoned an angel to sell his soul to, would anyone really be surprised? Of course, they'd have to find out first, and in that case, they might just lose their life.

   And if that particular angel was Lucifer Morningstar? Well, that was just between him and the Devil, wasn't it?

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   English

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