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1. Those Stupid Cocktail Straws by stonepupper

   Fandoms: Smiling Friends (Cartoon 2020)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen, F/M
   • Complete Work

   18 May 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alan (Smiling Friends)/Reader
   • Alan (Smiling Friends)
   • Reader
   • Glep (Smiling Friends)
   • Co-workers
   • Hate Sex
   • Self-Indulgent
   • Verbal Abuse
   • Arguing
   • Bickering
   • Penetrative Sex
   • Rough Sex
   • critterfuckers unite or whatever
   • Sexual Frustration
   • Insults
   • alan talks in his usual odd ways
   • Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
   • Spit Kink
   • Teasing
   • No Aftercare
   • Reader has a vagina
   • he spits in your mouth lmaooo
   • and cums on your stomach just to anger you more
   • Enemy Lovers
   • i guess you can call it that
   • he just fucks his anger out on you
   • because there aren’t enough alan fics!!!
   • we can’t stand this!!

   Summary

   In which Alan and you get into some altercations - from what started only as bitching about trivial things. You hate his whining about his stuff, he hates your bickering.

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   English

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