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1. the department of eternal affairs by andiforyou for yougoadedme

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 May 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
   • Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Colin Robinson
   • Nadja of Antipaxos (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Laszlo Cravensworth
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • The Guide
   • Soulmates
   • Friends With Benefits
   • They've Been Fucking the Entire Time
   • Sopping Wet Pathetic Nandor
   • Toxic Codependent Messy Nandermo (positive)
   • Jealousy
   • BDSM
   • Dom/sub
   • Switching
   • Bondage
   • Man Milking
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Sub Nandor
   • Making Love
   • Fighting As Foreplay
   • Begging

   Summary

   Dear Mr. the Relentless:

   This letter serves as your final notice. You have an appointment scheduled on Thursday, November 14, at 11:15 pm.

   Failure to respond will result in the destruction of your case file and a formal complaint with your local chapter of the Vampiric Council. Due to your repeated negligence, you are required to attend your mandatory Soulmate Sentencing in person. You are not eligible at this time for an Ether Appointment.

   Thank you,
   Aurelia the Amorous
   The Department of Eternal Affairs
   Setting hearts ablaze since time immemorial.

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