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Moxxie
“So, your highness, hypothetically speaking, if someone wanted to propose to you—uh, how would one do so?”
“Why, I thought you and Millie were happily married!”
“Wha—No! It’s not like that—I’m not…oh, crumbs.”
Millie
“Your highness, didja watch the episode last week? Wasn’t the proposal scene soooooo romantic?”
“Heh, I suppose it was.”
“So cutting out your enemy’s heart as a gift is something that’s to your liking?”
“Hmm, that’s an interesting question…Oh, Millie, do you want this man catcher? Someone tried to use it on me today and I kept it because I thought you might appreciate it.”
“Oh my gosh! That’s so sweet! Thank you, your highness!”
Loona
You received a message from an unknown number
Loona: Dude how do you want to get hitched
Stolas: Preferably with silk ropes.
Loona: yea no im not doing this
Fizzarolli
“Do you think I’m taking this too far?”
“What? Nah, he’s totally freaking out right now. It’s fucking hilarious.”
“...do you have videos?”
“Boy, do I!”
Blitzø
“Alright, bird, fuck this shit, you and me, we’re getting fucking married and if you say no I’ll jump off this tower right now but please don’t because I spent a shitload on this ring so if I break anything I can’t go to the hospital and I’ll just be a mess literally and mentally—and super broke too—oh fuck you why aren’t you saying anything—”
“Sorry. I’m just, I’m just so happy. Oh dear, it’s…how odd is it to be this happy…”
“That’s not an answer.”
“I wasn’t asked a question.”
“Ugh fuck off—you know what I want to say—”
“Do I?”
“I tried to get everyone to find out how you like this done—”
“Oh, did you? I didn’t realize.”
“Shut up. Not my fault they don’t know jack shit about how to be sneaky. You won’t even throw them a bone, or maybe you never think about this…”
“I think about this all the time.”
“...and you never pop the question yourself because?”
“I was afraid, well, I didn’t want to make you feel trapped, or—put pressure on you. It might be too much and…”
“And I’ll leave?”
“And you’ll leave.”
“Ha, good luck with that, birdbrain. I’m sticking around. I’m sticking to you.”
“I would like to be stuck to you.”
“Come here so I can put this ring on you.”
“Hmm, no.”
“Ugh, fine! Will you marry me, for fuck’s sake?”
“Yes.”
“Get over here.”
“Yes, yes, yes…”