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Kaminari's paranoia makes Kirishima worried.
“Lately, I've been doing some thinking,” says Kaminari while hanging out with Kirishima and Sero.
“That's a surprise, coming from you,” responds Sero while chuckling at Kaminari’s choice of words.
“Haha, hilarious, just listen to me,” responds Kaminari, unamused by Sero’s joke, “After some observation I conclude that some guys from class B are annoying, and overstepping their welcome.”
"That came out of nowhere.”
"Yeah, where's this coming from?” asked Kirishima curious.
"I think they are trying to steal our girls.”
"Our girls?! Everybody here is single,” points out Sero.
"You know what I mean, the girls from our class. We need to stop them,” Kaminari was serious as a heart attack, “Hear me out I think that Monoma guy has his eyes on Jirou, he's a professional thief, what if that dude doesn't steal quirks only, I ain't waiting around to watch that guy steal Jirou away from me.”
"You're delusional, dude,” says Sero, not taking seriously anything that Kaminari just said.
“Yeah, that Monoma guy is too busy being an asshole to hit on Jirou,” adds Kirishima.
"I’m not finished, also Awase is smitten with YaoMomo, can't blame him though, and also Tsuburaba is making googly eyes at Tsuyu-chan,” Kaminari gives Sero a look.
"I think that's just how his eyes are.”
“Stop making excuses for those jerks from class B,” Kaminari’s voice was loud and high.
"Calm down Kaminari, I think they are decent guys, well maybe except Monoma,” Kirishima tries to comfort Kaminari after his outburst.
"Oh, you say that 'cause you think you're safe, you think nobody is trying to steal Ashido, well I have news for you buddy, I think Shinso Hitoshi is your love rival, and he's a dangerous one with that mind controlling quirk of his and he’s also good looking.
"No way, dude, how could you possibly know that?” Kirishima didn't want to believe him.
"I sense these things.”
“Are you psychic now?” Sero kept sassing Kaminari.
“You won't be so sassy when Tsuburaba and Tsuyu-chan will start to go out.”
Sero was blushing now after Denki pointed out that he cares about Tsuyu, “I don't know what you are implying. Just so you know I wouldn't care,” he tried to play it cool.
“Sure you won't dude.”
Ashido has a crush
“Guys her crush could be in this very room with us,” Kaminari was teasing, and Kirishima gaped.
“I have the feeling it’s a hot blonde with a killer smile,” Kaminari runs a hand through his hair as he tries to make himself look sexy.
“You mean Bakugou?” asked Sero, hand on his chin.
"No, she doesn't!" Kirishima shouts without thinking “...right, Ashido?” Then he looks sheepishly at Mina.
“Ashido, have some standards. You deserve better, don’t settle for Bakugou,” advises Sero.
“Don’t worry I'm not.”
“It’s me, then, isn’t it? I know I’m a catch, you don’t have to be embarrassed,” Kaminari kept pushing Mina, while also making Kirishima jealous.
Mina looked amused by Kaminari’s theatrics but she had to come clean, "Guys, stop, I don't have a crush on any blondie.”
“Oh, thank goodness," says Kirishima out loud without thinking with a hand on his chest.
"Aoyama is another blond?" Sero apparently didn't hear her and kept naming blonde guys.
"Does that guy even like girls?"
"Have you seen him, bro?”
"Guys, stop talking shit about other people,” Jirou decided to step in.
"Why? Do you have a crush on Aoyama?” Kaminari asked bitterly and annoyed because Jirou was defending Aoyama.
"No, all I'm saying is stop assuming all feminine guys are gay.”
"Well, I'm gonna go ask him right now,” decides Kaminari and Sero and Kirishima follow him.
"Hey, Aoyama, are you gay?” asked Kaminari bluntly.
“Bro, that's too forward.”
"Pardonne moi?!” Aoyama was fluttering his long eyelashes in surprise, “Non, don't put labels on me.”
"So you like girls, huh? Do you like Jirou over here?”
"Uh, not like that."
"Then do you by any chance like Ashido? Since you sit in front of her in class," Kaminari winked at Kirishima.
"Qui, uh, I mean non?" Aoyama glances up at Kirishima, who's looming over him and glaring at him intensely, "Um, s-she's very beautiful, b-but I don't know if... w-why are you asking all these intrusive questions?”
"Because someone I know has a secret crush on you,” Kaminari decides to play a prank on Aoyama.
"Oh, who that might be?" Aoyama seemed interested.
“Bakugo has a big fat crush on you," said Kaminari while snickering to himself.
"Oh non, tell that angry savage to stay away from me!” Aoyama looked disgusted.
"No can do, he's crazy about you.”
"Ew non,” Aoyama gets up and starts running to his dorm room, on his way he bumps into Bakugou, "Aaah, keep your sweaty hands away from me!” he screamed while running away.
"What the fuck freak?!” Bakugou was dumbfounded by Aoyama’s sudden reaction.
"This is fun,” says Kaminari while chuckling.
"Dude, just because Jiro took his side doesn't give you the right to bully him, you're so obvious.”
"Whatever dude, Kirishima has another love rival,” that made Kirishima worry again.
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