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The PopRocks CouncilTM
pretty in pink
Hello friends!
I summon thee today to discuss the most dire of situations
never fully dressed without a smile
Is that even how you’d use thee properly?
dinki
idk dude
pretty in pink
Hush sero and denki, i’m trying to make a point
This is a very serious council with a very serious task
never fully dressed without a smile
Serious like the state our calculus grades are in?
dinki
Oooof pls don’t remind me
pretty in pink
Yeah i guess so
But it’s not like we can ask bakugo to study with us anymore
We need to give give kiri that sweet sweet alone time w bakugo
never fully dressed without a smile
like that has even helped
bakugo literally made kiri a bento the other day
and kiri still doesn’t think bakugo is crushing on him
Bc apparently it was a “friend” bento box
dinki
what does that even mean?
Didn’t the bento have those cute like octopusses in it?
Isn’t that a clear sign that bakugo wants to be more than friends?
pretty in pink
You mean octopai
dinki
Nah that sounds weird
I’m pretty sure it’s octopusses
never fully dressed without a smile
I feel like there’s an opportunity for a dirty joke here :3
pretty in pink
NO SERO PLEASE DON’T
My poor eyes can’t take seeing that sort of lame joke on my screen
never fully dressed without a smile
Fineeeee i’ll hold off from it
pretty in pink
Good
never fully dressed without a smile
This time ;)
dinki
I still think it’s octopusses
never fully dressed without a smile
sry dude i’m w mina on this
after all you did spell your own name wrong when you set up your discord nickname
pretty in pink
Yeah right
Anyways we need to think of sth to set mission PopRocks a go
dinki
Idk if i’m sold on the ship name though
Like can’t we just fuse their names together
pretty in pink
I mean like yeah
But why be basic when we have a super cute option
Like have you never eaten poprocks before?
It’s all sweet but tangy at the same time
It captures bakugo and kiri’s energy so well yk?
never fully dressed without a smile
Whatever you say Mina
pretty in pink
Anyways i’m pretty sure Bakugo would need to put a big heart note that says “please date me” for kiri to finally realize he’s not the only one pining
scared of my guitar
Would that even be enough?
pretty in pink
JIROU! Our beloved voice of reason there you are
Pls advise us in our time of need
scared of my guitar
Eh sure
It’s not like i have anything better to do before my guitar lesson starts in 5 min
never fully dressed without a smile
Any advice on how to stop the pining?
scared of my guitar
Idk
Tell bakugo to ask kiri out explicitly and convince him it was his own idea
pretty in pink
BRILLIANT! Oh what would we do without youuuuu
I’m heading off to bakugo’s dms rn
scared of my guitar
Don’t get blown up
pretty in pink
Eh we’ll see
If me getting exploded is what it takes for kiri and blasty to get together than that’s a price i’m willing to pay?
C3H5N3O9
pretty in pink
Hey bakugo! Imagine asking kiri out extremely directly
C3H5N3O9
Why would i do that?
I barely give a shit abt shitty hair
pretty in pink
If you say so blasty :3
You’ve already been pretty outright w sending kiri signals though
Is there even a way to be more clear than making him a bento?
C3H5N3O9
Tch probably asking him out by saying it outright or some shit
pretty in pink
OMG what a great idea you have there, bakugo!
You should do that
C3H5N3O9
I’m not falling for your piss poor attempt to convince me that shitty idea was my own
pretty in pink
Aww naurrrr
C3H5N3O9
If he wants me he better ask himself
Because sure the hell am not risking getting turned down
pretty in pink
And you won’t be turned down
Don’t you see how kiri blushes when you’re around?
C3H5N3O9
He fucking doesn’t racoon eyes
I think you’re getting delusional from reading too many shitty romance manga
pretty in pink
Excuseeee me!!! I read a perfectly respectable among of romance
C3H5N3O9
Anyways stop sending me dumbass dms or i will block you
pretty in pink
And bring upon the disdain of your beloved wing woman? For shame!
C3H5N3O9
One more obnoxious text and you’re banned from eating curry the next time I make it
pretty in pink
Eek i’m out
Dwayne’s cousin?
pretty in pink
KIRIIIIII YOU NEED TO ASK BAKUGO OUT
PLS THE PINING IT’S KILLING ME
I SWEAR ON MY HERO COSTUME THAT HE LIKES YOU BACKKKKK
Dwayne’s cousin?
Idk he does call me shitty hair
pretty in pink
And you like that bc you know it’s a term of endearment
Dwayne’s cousin?
It is but he’s given all of us nicknames
pretty in pink
But it’s different with you
Blasty doesn’t look at us the way he looks at you
He doesn’t stay behind after class for us when we’re on cleaning duty
He doesn’t make bentos for us
Dwayne’s cousin?
Does that truly make a difference? Do all those little things really mean he feels the same way?
I mean what abt me is there even to love abt me
Aside from my hair i’m still as bland as the me you knew from middle school
pretty in pink
There was nothing wrong w who you were
You stepped in when other kids were getting bullied
Dwayne’s cousin?
But i didn’t step in when like you did with that giant villain
I didn’t do anything when it really mattered
I was petrified
pretty in pink
And? I was scared shitless too
You’re not a coward kiri
Bc you’ve risen beyond that fear, you’ve fought actual villains – and you always let the good kid you’ve always been shine through
And i KNOW bakugo sees that
Dwayne’s cousin?
Does he really?
pretty in pink
trust me, bro
Dwayne’s cousin?
Well when you say it all manly like that i suppose i can at least try
pretty in pink
Yayyyyyy!!!! U got this kiriiiiii! I believe in you!!
Dwayne’s cousin?
Thanks mina
Bc i def don’t believe in myself nearly as much as you do
C3H5N3O9
Dwayne’s cousin?
Hey bro i saw that homemade hot sauce is being sold at a farmer’s market downtown
I was wondering if we could maybe go together
C3H5N3O9
Why? You’re not a big fan of hot sauce
Dwayne’s cousin?
But you are! And dude anything you think is manly i think is manly
C3H5N3O9
You realize that manly isn’t a synonym for good, right?
Dwayne’s cousin?
And yet you realized exactly what I meant
C3H5N3O9
Good grief
I should have never let you follow me around at the usj
Guess i’m stuck with you forever, Shitty Hair
Dwayne’s cousin?
Hmm i couldn’t really help ending up at the same location as you after being warped
C3H5N3O9
Don’t sweat it shitty hair
From all the extras out there you’re probably the least annoying
Dwayne’s cousin?
Haha! Good pun bakubro
C3H5N3O9
It wasn’t meant to be a pun shitty hair
Dwayne’s cousin?
And yet it gave all the other puns out there a run for their money
You really are the best, huh?
C3H5N3O9
Obviously
Always have been
Dwayne’s cousin?
Yeah always
Anyways bro, i was thinking the farmer’s market would be a good place for us to go as… more than bros
Ofc u don’t have to if you don’t want to
I mean ppl say you like me back but there’s no way that can be true
I’m not as strong as you
My quirk is nothing in comparison
C3H5N3O9
Shut the fuck, shitty hair! Don’t talk about yourself that way
You’re the only person who can take hits from me without hurting and you’d better believe that’s worth a damn
Dwayne’s cousin?
So is that a yes or a no to the date?
C3H5N3O9
What do you think, Shitty Hair?
I’ve been waiting for you to ask for ages