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  1. The Complete Idiot's Guide to Home Renovation by

    Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

    18 Jun 2024

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    “Murder is one thing,” said Stede. “Who around here hasn’t done a bit of murder, now and then? But methodically entombing someone under the floor is just being a touch extra about it, don’t you think?”

    “Exactly! There’s a perfectly good ocean right there for dumping bodies in! Nature’s corpse disposal service!”

    “Just think of all the fish he might have fed!”

    (In which Ed and Stede's prospective inn may or may not be cursed and/or haunted, but it's definitely cockblocking them.)

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