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1. Can't Keep My Hands to Myself (I Mean, I Could, But Why Would I Want To? by Anonymous

   Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Jun 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV)
   • Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV)
   • Evan "Buck" Buckley
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Smut
   • Drunk Texting
   • Tommy Kinard mentioned - Freeform
   • Post BuckTommy Breakup
   • Anal Sex
   • Top Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV)
   • Bottom Evan "Buck" Buckley
   • Eddie is "Straight"
   • (No he isn't)
   • Buck is Horny as hell
   • Eddie Tries to Shut Buck Up
   • Drunken Shenanigans
   • Drunken Kissing
   • Blow Jobs
   • First Time Topping
   • Eddie's First Time With a Man
   • Buck Moans More Than Me At Work But Is Obviously Way Hotter
   • they're idiots
   • they're stupid
   • your honor I love them

   Summary

   They're drunk, Buck's horny, and Eddie tries to shut him up.

   (It doesn't work).

   (It's smut. That's it.)

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   English

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