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While bartending at a friend's bar Ed finds himself with an armful of a very drunk, and very handsome, blonde man and decides the best option to just let him sleep it off. And if the babbling drunk guy is adorable as fuck and tells him he has pretty eyes and princess hair, well, that's just the topper on the cake.
Stede wakes up in a strange house, in a strange bed, and a note that simply begins with "DON'T PANIC." Which is a hell of a thing to tell newly out and divorced Stede Bonnet, who immediately does just that.
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Five times Stede panics and the one time he doesn't.