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Potato: …
What the fuck
Spidey: Who is this???
Potato: that’s what i’m fucking wondering
Spidey: Why is your name Potato in my phone?
Potato: Why is your name spidey?
Spidey: oh god
Oh god oh go oh god
Were you at the wedding last night?
Potato: Yea
But I don’t remember any of it
Like literally nothing
Spidey: This is bad
How did I get home?
Potato: I fucking didn’t
I’m on a fucking couch
Oh god did you kidnap me?
Spidey: i hope not
Potato: Oh wait no
This is just my friend’s living room
Oops
Got that problem cleared up
Spidey: one of many
Why is your name potato?
Potato: That’s actually not that different from real life
Why is your name spidey?
Spidey: uh
It might just be because i work for spiderman
Potato: dang :/
You’re not actually Spiderman :(
Spidey: sadly
Spidey changed their name to Peter
Peter: I’m Peter
Potato: Could’ve guessed
Potato changed their name to Harley
Harley: I’m Harley
Peter: ok, i vaguely remember that name
Harley: How?
I barely know my name rn
Fuck my head hurts
Peter: so… what happened
Harley: we probably got so fucking drunk that we forgot everything that happened at the wedding
Peter: cool…
I guess I’ll talk to you later
The Queers of Midtown
Smarty pants: how was the wedding?
Child: That’s a good question