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    Bobby: This group chat is to be strictly used for work purposes only, understood?
    Hen: understood cap 👍
    Chimney: copy that 🫡
    Eddie: got it cap.
    Ravi: Roger that sarg 🫡
    Chimney: dude what are you in the army or smth?
    Ravi: I ain't got time for allat bro 😭 Eddie was tho wasn't he?
    Eddie: yeah I was.
    Bobby: work purposes, guys.
    Buck: hey guys how do i clean out a stab wound?

    -or-

    the crackfic that nobody asked for, but I delivered anyway.

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