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pawtism: what goes up but never comes down?
luckyagain: the amount of stress you're bringing to the team
pawtism: c’mon
pawtism: i would make a joke about this but it would be very much not nice of me
luckyagain: make it
pawtism: nope
pawtism: i know where to stop my jokes
luckyagain: i dare you
pawtism: nope nope nope
pawtism: not even for a dare
luckyagain: i want to hear a signature chat noir bad joke
luckyagain: Chat Noir Bad Joke™
luckyagain: if i were sad would you tell me that joke
luckyagain: if it were the only chance you had at saving me from eternal despair
luckyagain: (procrastination mixed with boredom)
pawtism: even i know its the kind of joe to make you snap out of it via sadness
pawtism: its that bad
luckyagain: joe
pawtism: m’lady
pawtism: i just want you to know
pawtism: that i feel deeply offended
pawtism: wounded
pawtism: wait for my poor heart to wilt away
luckyagain: but you made me curious
pawtism: curiosity killed the cat
luckyagain: i will become curiosity if i don’t know what that joke waS
pawtism: S
luckyagain: i am reporting you to the order of the guardians as we speak
pawtism: WAIT
pawtism: WHAT
pawtism: NO
pawtism: IM SORRY IMSORRYSIMSORRY
luckyagain: im joking
luckyagain: you did know that
luckyagain: right
pawtism: uhh
pawtism: yes
pawtism: of course
pawtism: why wouldn’t i
pawtism: how could i not
pawtism: it was very obviously an obvious joke that i very obviously caught as a joke
luckyagain: oh my-
luckyagain: chat
luckyagain: i was joking
luckyagain: i would NEVER
luckyagain: swearing on every kwami we know
luckyagain: you know what
luckyagain: lets find the kwami of truth and ask them how truthful i’m being
luckyagain: i’m being very very serious chat, i would NEVER.
luckyagain: look i might say stuff that is sometimes out of pocket but
luckyagain: even if you did go rogue i don’t think i could just. sell you out to be hunted down or something
luckyagain: NOT THAT IM SAYING I BELIEVE YOU WOULD GO ROGUE THOUGH
luckyagain: NONE OF THAT
luckyagain: YOURE MY PARTNER AND I TRUST YOU AND I WOULD HELP YOU AND HAVE I SAID I TRUST YOU IF YOU EVER WENT ROGUE IM SUYRE YOU WOULD PROBABLY HAVE YOUR VERY VALID VERY SOLID REASONS
luckyagain: CHAT???
luckyagain: ARE YOU THERE????
luckyagain: OH NO DONT TELL ME YOU GPT AKUMATIZED IM OMW TO YOU PLACE NOW
luckyagain: WAIT NO I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
luckyagain: WHERE DO YOU LIVE IM GOING
luckyagain: wait no youre not gonna see this if you were akumatized in the first place
luckyagain: TRANSFORMING RN
pawtism: WAIR
pawtism: gpt
pawtism: chat gpt
pawtism: WAIT NO IM HERE
pawtism: I WASNT AKUMATIZED I WAS CALLED TO HAVE DINNER
Missed call(s)
Missed call(s)
Missed call(s)
Missed call(s)
luckyagain: OH YOURE BACK
luckyagain: sprry i fell off my bed
luckyagain: I was so scared i forgot it was a bad idea to try and transform on my bed
luckyagain: way too little space for that transformation sequence
luckyagain: never again
luckyagain: chat i dont tell you this enough but i trust you a lot and appreciate you a lot and i should have said it was a joke
luckyagain: i would NEVER do that
luckyagain: much less over a silly joke
luckyagain: im sorry
pawtism: it’s okay
pawtism: dont worry
pawtism: apology accepted
luckyagain: are you okay?
luckyagain: like, really okay?
luckyagain: you can be upset
luckyagain: i’m not gonna blame you
luckyagain: you’re not even a little upset?
pawtism: i guess?
pawtism: i mean-
pawtism: i dont know tbh
pawtism: i havent gotten akumatized so i guess not that much?
pawtism: looking back it was kind of funny?
luckyagain: chat
luckyagain: :(
luckyagain: look i dont know why you would think giving you up over a joke would be a possibility but
luckyagain: as long as its me i will never
luckyagain: Never with a capital N and an extra ever, okay?
luckyagain: if you dont want to feel upset
luckyagain: i give you my permission to be upset at me no hard feelings
luckyagain: are you upset?
luckyagain: would you like to take some upset time? meet up so you can physically pout at me? an apology gift?
luckyagain: now after that, would it be better if i told you when i was joking?
pawtism: i guess so?
pawtism: like it’s more of the joke itself than the fact it was a joke
pawtism: i dont know
pawtism: i mean, i like jokes but not
pawtism: like this
pawtism: specifically
pawtism: you know?
luckyagain: no jokes about suddenly taking away your powers and your kwami which might be a friend to you which im guessing is based on what i know and no jokes about surrendering you to the order of the guardians over silly stuff (which by the way i actually found funny i was just acting annoyed over it for the bit) because that is not a nice type of joke.
luckyagain: very noted down
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The night was nice, a warm breeze that came in with the approaching summer surrounding them both comfortably.
"Im sorry about yesterday. Ive said it many times but, I'm really really sorry, Chat. I would never give you up."
Chat smiled at her.
The moon shone brightly over the metallic railing of the Eiffel Tower as they both sat on the cold platform that had long ago turned their favorite.
"It's okay. You should make less typos, though."
"Were you really really not upset at all?"
"I guess, a little?"
"Good," Ladybug replied. "I would have been a little upset too. You should get to be upset sometimes."
He was simply too forgiving sometimes. A smile shouldn0t be enogh to simply make things up. But, in the meanwhile, they made it work like that.
"Can I hug you?"
"Maybe not right now. I appreciate it, though."
Maybe he was finally getting the hang of it.
"Okay, let me know if you change your mind."
Both turned their gazes away to the ever moving city below, lights almost blinding to be that late at night.