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A Not Too Promising Start

Summary:

“What part of Robin’s directions to stay out of sight did you not understand?” the swordsman demands, jumping to Usopp’s aid just as the Marines begin to encircle the sniper.

 

Based on the drabble prompt #320 from The Fake Redhead on Tumblr: “Can you hit him with your knife?” “I think the technical term is ‘stab’.”

Set Post-Zou and Pre-Wano.

Notes:

Disclaimer: These characters belong to Eiichiro Oda, and the Funimation English Dub series. Also, I just wanted it to be known that I watch the show in the English dub, so those are the voices I imagine for the characters. This is set post-Zou on the Straw Hats’ way to Wano while Luffy, Nami, Brook, and Chopper are saving Sanji in Whole Cake Island. Based on the drabble prompt #320 from The Fake Redhead on Tumblr: “Can you hit him with your knife?” “I think the technical term is ‘stab’.”

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Usopp screams, running as fast as his legs will carry him back towards the ship, tossing a glance over his shoulder to see how close his assailants are.

“Zoro!” the sniper shouts at the top of his lungs. “Zoro, help me! Marines! Marines are coming!” Usopp continues in a panicked tone, scrambling on his hands and knees to pick himself off the dusty ground after he tripped on a partially obscured tree branch.

“Usopp, you moron!” Zoro screams, annoyance seeping into his tone as he appears on the deck, his swords immediately drawn as he assesses the danger following behind the crew’s resident liar. “What part of Robin’s directions to stay out of sight did you not understand?” the swordsman demands, jumping to Usopp’s aid just as the Marines begin to encircle the sniper.

“I tried, Zoro! I really did, but I had to talk to someone to buy the booze you demanded!”

“A likely story,” Zoro scoffs, taking his three-sword style stance.


            “Robin! Franky! Get the ship ready! We’re leaving sooner than expected!”

“What’s going on, bro?” Franky questions, ambling out onto the deck.

“Franky! There’s no time to lose! Just do as Zoro says!” Robin raises her own voice, taking up position at the helm to steer them out of the oncoming danger.

“Prepare a coup de burst, Franky!” the first mate orders, throwing two of the Marines backwards with a single parry.

“Zoro, can you hit him with your sword?” Usopp calls over the din of the battle and attempted escape as one of the Marines gets even closer to the sniper.

“I think the technical term you’re looking for is stab,” Robin offers up, a teasing smile overtaking her lips.

“Oh, I’ll do more than stab them, don’t you worry about that,” Zoro promises, a confident smirk present on his features. “Onigiri!”

“Well, our trip from Zou to Wano has already started off promising, what with Usopp already trying to die at the first port,” Robin sarcastically murmurs.


 

Notes:

Thank you for reading my One Piece story! My husband introduced me to One Piece early in our relationship, and now we’re just starting to watch the Wano arc! My favorite character has got to be Zoro, which is quite predictable for me if you have read any of my other work from different fandoms. I have a soft spot for swordsmen and pirates, it seems. My husband’s favorite characters are Sanji and Brook, so I had the idea for this story when I was re-watching the live action and started re-watching the anime from the beginning during my charting sessions at work. Have an amazing day, afternoon, or evening, dear readers! Until next time!
If you liked this story and are interested in more One Piece stories from me, then please feel free to check out the other works in my One Piece series, entitled “Conversations/Scenes We Didn’t Have in One Piece”. In that series are general Straw Hat stories, Zoro/Robin, Sanji/Nami, and Law/OC stories that are already published. I also plan to have some Kaya/Usopp stories and Vivi/Kohza join there as well at some point. Perhaps I’ll even go into other pairings in the future as well. If you have any non-explicit One Piece prompts, then please feel free to drop them in a comment below.

Edit 5/19/2025: I changed the timeline around for this entire series, so I went back through all of the 17 posted stories I have written as of today and either edited small details (how many months it had been since Zoro and Robin first get together romantically, when they start having interactions together like this, etc.) or switched the order of a few of the stories. Nothing major is changing, so do not worry! I just want to create a more cohesive story since I have written these out of order and I am trying to create a big interconnected storyline between my ZoRobin, SaNami, Law/OC, and Gen stories.