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1. you put it on me (ceiling to floor) by emyjxxl

   Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies), Deadpool&Wolverine  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Aug 2024

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson
   • Logan/Wade Wilson
   • 死侍/金刚狼
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Wade Wilson
   • Spoilers
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Bottom Logan (X-Men)
   • Service Top Wade Wilson
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Omega Logan (X-Men)
   • Banter
   • Fingerfucking
   • Mating Cycles/In Heat
   • Wet & Messy
   • 贱狼 - Freeform
   • ABO
   • 双性
   • 中文翻译 | Translation in Chinese

   Summary

   标题来自一首歌：Hey Sexy Lady-Shaggy
   

   “你简直像个胡佛豪华吸尘器。士兵男孩的梗，你不会懂的。老天这部剧很好看，你绝对是他的菜，老东西。”死侍啧啧道，狂笑，“哎哟，放松点冠军，你快把我的包皮嘬干净了。”

   他想拔出去，罗根爆出爪子：“你他妈敢——”

   “放松，”韦德对着他汗涔涔的脸颊沙哑道，手滑到罗根的腰上握住，“我既不阳痿也无处可去。Daddy会肏上你一整晚，好姑娘。”

   “别他妈那么叫我，你这痴呆的混蛋，”

   
   剧透
   【授翻】

   8.4修文：
   1. 感谢评论区@Crane的提醒，第一部分漏了两句翻译；后一段牌皇众人出发前的对话中，“死皮”（fake leather）为“人造皮革”。
   2. 根据电影公映版字幕修正了翻译：
   Your crazy matches my crazy-原翻译“你的疯狂与我的疯狂匹配”译为“你我的疯狂地久天长”
   3. 补充了士兵男孩的梗

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