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    Hey, kid! Seems you've stumbled onto my billford smut. What, didya hit your head or something on the way over here? You look.. uh. ..Nevermind. So, care for some interdimensional tea? Yeah, you can drink that, anythings possible here in the realm of literature!
    Lets see.. What does this fic have to offer?

    I'm glad you asked friendo! We've got it all here at ganjamaster06!!
    You looking for some naughty geometry? Astounding wit? Funny quips referencing all your favourite characters from Gravity Falls? Ford being a sexy little silver fox? Insanely homoerotic text? A s̶o̶b̶e̶r̶ mans complaining in the notes?

    You bet we have all that and more. I think. I haven’t written anything as of writing this OR the tags. Making it up as I go along, really. Anyone here know life of brian..?

    WELP I'd better get to writing this, and hey! Your interdimensional tea has stewed, just the way ya like it kid! On the house, I insist. Just sit back, relax, sip your piping hot skin burning tea, and enjoy a tranquil little reading session.

    -THE Ganjamaster06 (And don’t you forget it..)

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