Archive of Our Own ^beta

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~hello_willow has added XxillusionmasterxX, puddlethetrouble, RULERZREACHF4N, and statisticallySTYLISH to the group chat~

hello_willow: hey guys!!!! I thought I’d make a group chat cuz we are officially a team 💪🏼

puddlethetrouble: yippee

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statisticallySTYLISH: cool! Thanks willow :)

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hello_willow: Gus stop

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hello_willow: GUS

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hello_willow: GUS OMT

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RULERZREACHF4N: whaat.is..going.oan..?.

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~hello_Willow has removed XxillusionmasterxX from the group chat~

puddlethetrouble: LMAOOOOOO

RULERZREACHF4N: what.happened

hello_willow: dw hunter im gonna add him back, i just don’t want him to spam lol

statisticallySTYLISH: this is what we get for having a 12 year old on the team 😭

hello_willow: he’s fine don’t worry, i just hav to remind him not to spam

puddlethetrouble: spam? Heh *flicks cigarette* o haven’t heard that in a long time…

statisticallySTYLISH: do NOT bring asterisks near me

puddlethetrouble: *leans on expensive car* hello pookie *blows a kiss as I blush and the wind caresses my hair uwuuwuuww*

statisticallySTYLISH: NO

puddlethetrouble: *pees*

hello_willow: HELP?

RULERZREACHF4N: what.help.?whatssrwring?

hello_willow: nonono its a figure of speech!!!Text slang, it means something is funny and unexpected 

puddlethetrouble: worded it better than I could have ever lmaoooo

RULERZREACHF4N: that.makes,no.sense

hello_willow: you’ll get used to it

RULERZREACHF4N: okay.

puddlethetrouble: LMAO HUNETR YOU ARE AWFUL AT TYPING MY DUDE 😭

puddlethetrouble: LIKE I HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG HOLY SHIIIITTTT

RULERZREACHF4N: ssoorry.

hello_willow: Viney don’t be mean :((((

puddlethetrouble:mb

puddlethetrouble: hunt, have you ever been on a scroll before btw?

RULERZREACHF4N: no.Darius.gave.this.too.e.eme.tonsight

puddlethetrouble: Darius? Like the abomination hair guy?

RULERZREACHF4N: yes.

statisticallySTYLISH: okok pause pause, let me help him type 

RULERZREACHF4N: ok.

statisticallySTYLISH: you are gonna have to memorize where the letters are on the keyboard, so that will come with time, but do you know what                   a spacebar is?

RULERZREACHF4N: no.

statisticallySTYLISH: it’s the long button on the bottom of ur keyboard. Press it to get spaces in between words

RULERZREACHF4N: l i k e this ?

statisticallySTYLISH: yeah that thing

RULERZREACHF4N: c o ol.

RULERZREACHF4N: appr ice ate d..

hello_willow: ok Gus is promising he won’t spam anymore 

~hello_willow added xXillusionmasterXx to the group chat~

xXillusion masterXx: IM SOWWEY ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

xXillusionmasterXx: I will refrain from spam 😖

puddlethetrouble: *pees cutely*

xXillusionmasterXx: AH

hello_willo: omt

statisticallySTYLISH: actually just end me right here

puddlethetrouble: LMAOOOOO

statisticallySTYLISH: no because this is such a different atmosphere from gc’s with Boscha 

statisticallySTYLISH: she’d literally remove us from chats if we were being too “cringe”

statisticallySTYLISH: istt she was such a bummer

puddlethetrouble: ewwwwwwwwwwwww

puddlethetrouble: why did you even hang out with that dick anyway?

statisticallySTYLISH: really just because our parents were friends 

xXillusionmasterXx: I swear she makes people worse

xXillusionmasterXx: like amity is so much nicer now after she cut ties with her

hello_willow: it’s probably also that Luz is changing her a bit

xXillusionmasterXx: true

hello_willow: ok yall i made this gc also so we could schedule meetups

hello_willow: just cause we need some order in whatever chaos this group is lollll

statisticallySTYLISH: I’ll make the schedule I love this crap

statisticallySTYLISH: what days are you guys free

hello_willow: I’m free on weekdays after school, just not weekends cause I work out and stuff

puddlethetrouble: ATE QUEEEENNNNNN 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

xXillusionmasterXx: I’m free on weekends and all weekdays because extracurriculars scare me

puddlethetrouble: I’m good every day other than Thursdays cause I have meetups with jerbo and barcus

puddlethetrouble: yk, friend shit

~statisticallySTYLISH is offline~

hello_willow: @RULERZREACHF4N I know meetups are gonna be a bit complicated for you so you can just join whenever you want/can, k?

RULERZREACHF4N: I’m. Sorrry

hello_willow: Nono it’s ok! I get it! You got more important stuff to do!

RULERZREACHF4N: ok

RULERZREACHF4N: I think.ill onsly be abnle t.o meet a.t nighgt

puddlethetrouble: lmao why?

RULERZREACHF4N: wosrk st.uff.

RULERZREACHF4N: I.cant leave tshe. Castle withsout. Permission. But I ccan. Fly put my, winndiw at naight

puddlethetrouble: just ask a superior

hello_willow: I’m not sure it works like that

puddlethetrouble: nah it’ll be fine

puddlethetrouble: worst that could happen is they say no and you just sneak out anyway lolll

RULERZREACHF4N: not. Alloweds..

hello_willow: Viney don’t bombard him with assumptions, I’m sure castle life is SUPER different from ours

puddlethetrouble: ah fair point

puddlethetrouble: my bad

~statisticallySTYLISH is online~

statisticallySTYLISH: ok so what I’m getting based on when the field is open and our dates, Wednesdays and Fridays after school should work from 3-5pm 

hello_willow: hunter can’t do 3-5 he has to do nights when his shift ends

hello_willow: hunter when does your shift end?

RULERZREACHF4N: senven pm,.

statisticallySTYLISH: oof ok, I’ll have to email bump to see if the field is even open at that time

~statisticallySTYLISH is offline~

xXillusionmasterXx: ok guys im getting eepy so im gonna go to bed

xXillusionmasterXx: byeeee

~xXillusionmasterXx is offline~

puddlethetrouble: NAUR 

puddlethetrouble: grrrrrrr im bored and jerbo is leaving me on red 🤬🤬🤬🤬

hello_willow: damn that’s crazy

puddlethetrouble: do NOT “damn that’s crazy” me 😭

hello_willow: sorry im just tired

hello_willow: idk spam him or something lolll

puddlethetrouble: willow my hot goddess you are a genius 

hello_willow: *smooch smooch kiss kiss*

RULERZREACHF4N: oh ae. You guy.s dat ing

hello_willow: no lol

hello_willow: we just joke like that a lot

RULERZREACHF4N: oka. Y

puddlethetrouble: GRRR HE PUT HIS SCROLL ON SILENT

puddlethetrouble: traitor 

hello_willow: the harlot!!!!

RULERZREACHF4N: jrerbo is, a har kot?!

hello_willow: nonono! He’s not, we’re just poking fun at him

RULERZREACHF4N: pokin g fun?

hello_willow: yeah, we don’t mean it dw

RULERZREACHF4N: oaky..

~statisticallySTYLISH is online~

statisticallySTYLISH: good news!

statisticallySTYLISH: we can go on the field after 7, we just have to lock it up afterwards

statisticallySTYLISH: so we really can go on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and fridays

statisticallySTYLISH: we just can’t do Mondays cause that’s when the cleaning crew takes care of the field

~RULERZREACHF4N is offline~

statisticallySTYLISH: so that should work for hunter too

statisticallySTYLISH: @RULERZREACHF4N does that work?

statisticallySTYLISH: @RULERZREACHF4N helloooo?

puddlethetrouble: he prob got called for something idk

puddlethetrouble: or fell asleep

puddlethetrouble: his eyebags are UNTITANLY 😭🙏🏼

statisticallySTYLISH: ughhh I need confirmation 

hello_willow: it probably works just fine for him

hello_willow: his schedule is gonna be chaotic anyway so I wouldn’t worry too much about it 

hello_willow: as long as it’s after 7 we should be good

statisticallySTYLISH: alr

~statisticallySTYLISH is offline~

puddlethetrouble: boooo i have to go to dinner

puddlethetrouble: byee

hello_willow: byeeee!

~pebbletherebel is offline~

~hello_willow is offline~

~RULERZREACHF4N is online~

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~RULERZREACHF4N is offline~

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~hello_willow is online~

hello_willow: hey hunter

hello_willow: r u good?

~RULERZREACHF4N is online~

hello_willow: I noticed you deleted some messages

hello_willow: just wanna make sure nothing bad happened

RULERZREACHF4N: no.i jusftr shet stuff myaccudent sppp

hello_willow: you sure? It must’ve been important if you learned how to delete messages lol

RULERZREACHF4N: lol?

hello_willow: oh, that just means “laugh out loud”

RULERZREACHF4N: why,we’re oyiyyou laughing outloud?

~puddlethetrouble is online~

hello_willow: well, it’s not really used very literally anymore because it got so overused. Now people usually just use it to lighten up the mood

RULERZREACHF4N: oh

puddlethetrouble: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO

puddlethetrouble: I just realized hunter probably doesn’t know who is who here

hello_willow: OMT I TOTALLY FORGIT TO DO THAT

hello_willow: MY BAD

puddlethetrouble: I’m Viney 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

hello_willow: Xxillusion_masterxX is Gus, statisticallySTYLISH is Skara

RULERZREACHF4N: thansky ou

Puddlethetrouble: np

puddlethetrouble: omt also why did you delete messages

puddlethetrouble: cryptic little man 🤨

~RULERZREACHF4N is offline~

puddlethetrouble: o damn ok then

hello_willow: VINEY.

hello_willow: I already asked.

puddlethetrouble: holy titan chill

puddlethetrouble: it’s not my fault

puddlethetrouble: calm

hello_willow: sorry.

hello_willow: I just don’t wanna stress him out

hello_willow: this is all new to him, even having friends and stuff

puddlethetrouble: oh shit FRIENDS?

puddlethetrouble: that’s something I didn’t know

puddlethetrouble: when did he tell you

hello_willow: eh we just talk n stuff

puddlethetrouble: wait…like dms?

hello_willow: uh yeah? It’s not like I can just meander into the castle lol

puddlethetrouble: 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

hello_willow: Viney it’s not like that! !!

puddlethetrouble: uh huh…..

hello_willow: I’ve only known him for like a week!!!

puddlethetrouble: ok keep telling yourself that babe x

hello_willow: I will WHIP you with my vines

hello_willow: the world will know why your name is Viney

puddlethetrouble: HELP?

hello_willow: we all know I have GAINS

puddlethetrouble: my goodness your highness, I didn’t know you could be so cruel! Gasp!

hello_willow: omt omt Okok

hello_willow: back to the topic

hello_willow: before you tried to swindle me

hello_willow: just try to be careful with him?

hello_willow: I guess?

hello_willow: I can tell he’s going through a lot, probably always has been

puddlethetrouble: alr alr I will

puddlethetrouble: I do think you’re being overprotective with this specific not-really-a-situation but I see where you’re coming from

puddlethetrouble: I’ll be gentle, k?

hello_willow: thanks

puddlethetrouble: oh bats, my ride is here!

puddlethetrouble: see you at school!

~puddlethetrouble is offline~

hello_willow: bye!

~hello_willow is offline~

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~statisticallySTYLISH re-named the group chat THE EMERALD ENTRAILS~

Hello_willow: omt why haven’t we done that yet?

StatisticallySTYLISH: idk, but I thought it was time to

StatisticallySTYLISH: also

StatisticallySTYLISH: music theory is ENDING me chat 😞

StatisticallySTYLISH: it’s taking si long and I kept adding parallel 5ths

Hello_willow: I have no clue what that means I fear…

StatisticallySTYLISH: it’s like when 5ths move In parrallel motion

hello_willow: Skara I fear I still don’t know what you mean

statisticallySTYLISH: my bad 

hello_willow: hold on let me ask Luz, she takes the bard class

statisticallySTYLISH: ok

puddlesthetrouble: hey guys can anyone sneak me out of the housw

statisticallySTYLISH: why?

puddlesthetrouble: I’m BOOORRREEEDDDDDDUH

statisticallySTYLISH: we’ll get un-bored, I have homework to do

Puddlesthetrouble: UGHHHHHHHHHH 😭

hello_willow: oooh I get it! It’s like when two notes are five notes apart and then they like move in the same direction?

statisticallySTYLISH: yeah yeah pretty much 

puddlesthetrouble: WILLOW

Hello_willow: ah I see, that’s probably hard to avoid then

statistucallySTYLISH: oh my TITAN is it 😭

puddlesthetrouble: WILLOW

puddlesthetrouble: WILLOW

hello_willow: WHAT.

Puddlesthetrouble: can you sneak me out so we can hang out ☹️

Hello_willow: no! I have a test tomorrow! I need to remember mycelium growth patterns and I’m studying right now!

puddlesthetrouble: THEN WHY ARE YOU ONLIIINNNEEEE

Hello_willow: is it not ok for a witch to take a break 😭???

Puddlesthetrouble: okok you make a point.

puddlesthetrouble: you think Gus is up?

hello_willow: nah, he gets his scroll taken away after 5

hello_willow: bummer i know

puddlesthetrouble: uuuugghhhhh

puddlesthetrouble: you think hunter would do it?

hello_willow: he’s like a,ways busy with golden guard stuff. But it wouldn’t hurt to try!

puddlesthetrouble: alr bet

puddlesthetrouble: @RULERZREACHF4N

Puddlesthetrouble: @RULERZREACHF4N

puddlesthetrouble: @RULERZREACHF4N

puddlesthetrouble: @RULERZREACHF4N

~RULERZREACHF4N is online~

puddlesthetrouble: @RULERZREACHF4N

puddlesthetrouble: HUNTER!

RULERZREACH4N: wgahat..,?

puddlesthetrouble: can you sneak me out of the house PLEASE I’m so deathly bored

RULERZREACHF4N: arae,yoauhu,rat

puddlesthetrouble: queen WHAT 💜

RULERZREACHF4N: are,Yusuf,..hu rt?

puddlesthetrouble: no, I’m just bored

RULERZREACHF4N: that’s good..

RULERZREACHF4N: I gzesss I c.oukd try

Puddlesthetrouble: YIIIPPPPEEEEEE

RULERZREACHF4N: onkly.,if you do,somethninh for me, thoaugh

puddlesthetrouble: uuugggghh fine what is it

RULERZREACHF4N: I wail,,tell you when,iget.there

puddlesthetrouble: deal!

puddlesthetrouble: anything to get out of excessive boredom

puddlesthetrouble: I’ll DM you my address

~puddlesthetrouble is chatting with Hello_willow~

puddlesthetrouble: hey Willow?

puddlesthetrouble: I have something really bad to tell you

puddlesthetrouble: please dm me in the morning