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„Why are you still single?"
Robb looked up „Sorry?“
Arya flopped down on the couch next to him „I mean there's no obvious reason, you're neither ugly nor stupid.“
His eyebrows shot up „Thanks?“
„No offence I was just wondering.“ She laughed.
"Dinner's ready!"
He'd left his familys house after dinner and was on is way back to his flat when Aryas words came back to his mind. Right, why was he single again?
He was 24 with a nice flat, good grades at uni and a great social life, so thanks very much but why did all the at least decent looking guys seem to ignore him?
Good question.
Want to know the answer? Sorry, no idea.
Robb unlocked his door and stepped inside, shrugging off his jacket. The apartment was empty. He pulled out his phone without really noticing
„I'm one step away from buying a cat, distract me!“
Theon laughed „You just need to get laid mate.“
„You offerin'?“
When the line clicked Robb was grinning like a cat that got the cream.
The doorbell rang fifteen minutes later when Robb walked out of the shower with nothing but a towel around his waist. He didn't bother putting something on before opening the door.
„I'm gonna wipe that shit-eating grin off your face.“ Theon said before crashing their lips together.
Afterwards they lay on the couch in a mess of tangled limbs, both smoking.
„I think I'll get a cat.“
„Your so messed up“ Theon blew out the smoke through the corner of his mouth and turned to face Robb „But really, what's the matter with you? Never saw you like this before all sulky and stuff.“
„I don't know it's just,“ he paused, his eyes fixed on the ceiling „I feel like there's more than just random sex out there you know“
Theon grinned „It's called growing up my friend.“
„You think?“
„That's what they say isn't it?“ he replied „Shitload of boring stuff.“
„And you say I'm the fucked up one.“
Half an hour later, Theon left.