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jealous; you green-eyed fool by orphan_account
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
11 Oct 2024
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Summary
“I get that! Really I do,” Hal put his hands up under clarks interrogating eyes. It felt like he was being held at gunpoint, and honestly, it was worse than that. He could fry his brains so quickly there wouldn't even be a noise. “I guess some old habits die hard.”
Clark raised his eyebrow and his lip curled. It felt like being cornered by a parent who found something on your phone. Except this wasn't him as a kid anymore, and the consequences were not just “You're Grounded,” it was “I'll Kill You With My Super Strength And Other Worldly Abilities.”
“Yknow, when I was growing up the guy was basically a wet dream! And I know that might sound absolutely gross coming from a friend, let alone co-worker, but I sure as hell won't be saying these things anymore."
A beat of silence passed. Shit. He rambled, and he rambled about his coworker's husband. To his coworker. 'Yeah I think the guy’s an absolute hunk! And I'd bend him over the first chance I got! But no need to worry sir! You can trust me not to hit on your husband!!'
..A story in which Clark talks to Hal about some of the unsavory thoughts Hal has about Bruce. Then Clark shares some... feelings with Bruce. Ifykwim.
Series
- Part 3 of Superbat October!! (2024)