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Published:
2024-10-22
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2024-11-10
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2/?
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taco commits arson with their girlfriend their girlfriend their boyfriend their boyfriend and their boyfriend

Summary:

taco burns down a McDonald's and brings all their partners as accomplices <3

Notes:

first fic yey :3
so um here's a crack fic with crack ships and also I hc taco to be nonbinary fuck you
I cannot write anything without cussing so I apologize
sorry their ooc :C

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

"hey I'm bored let's go burn down a McDonald's" taco grabs a lighter from out of their shell where they keep everything, this is why they aren't edible.

"no! I am NOT helping you with another crime! D:" mic literally screams, knifes eardrums bleeding and mepads screen cracking into a million little itty bitty pieces and becoming sentient running away to their non existent moms... UR MOM!!!

"please :]" taco uses their puppy eyes that honestly look more like uh.. yk when pupils get so big you can't see the white of the eye? tacos got so big you couldn't see the- well anything! taco became face, and face somehow got everyone to go "fine whatever" so yippee! AUTISM WINS :D

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everyone arrives at McDonald's and they decide to order something for themselves before BURNING IT DOWN🔥🔥🔥

"WELCOME TO MICKEY DEEZ NUTS CAN I TAKE YER ORDAS???" toilet flies around and spits toilet water all around in everyone's faces, also did he get a new VA? he sounds like peso from octonauts in the new ep 😭🙏

"uh yeah can we get um, onetwothreefourfive- five happy meals?" knife counts on his fingers because obviously he doesn't know how to do math and he failed kindergarten, it's because when mephone made everyone he/himself didn't know math "SURE THING RIGHT AWAY MISTAH KNOIFE!!!! >_<"

A few minutes later taco gets tired of waiting for their order and start flicking the lighter

...A flame

oh shooty toots the McDonalds is on fire and nobody got their happy meals D:<

three days later toilet got fired and sent to bad assistant jail where he died

the end <3333333

Chapter 2: the second unneeded chapter

Notes:

soap is in this one because please normalize tacosoapmic
better yet normalize mepadtacosoapmicknifepickle 😎
BETTER YET NORMALIZE apple x marshmellow x bow x lightbulb x test tube x fan x paintbrush x silver spoon x candle x yinyang x cabby x clover x Nicole x balloon x oj x paper x pickle x knife x trophy x cheesy x bomb x Mic x soap x taco x mepad 🔥🔥🔥
I love poly ships can you tell

Chapter Text

"so all five of you burnt down a mcdonalds.. before you got your food?? that's the whole point of burning down A MCDONALDS!!" soap scolded her various partners, maybe not for the right reasons though.. she should've scolded them for not inviting her! >_<

"well toilet was taking too long!!!!" taco shouted, sobbing in depression from not getting her mc nuggies and fries and a drink and a toy, she will visit her happy meals grave when she's done fighting soap about mcdonals

"shut up you skibidi alpha wolfs!! 😨 I'll just 🎀✨ORDER✨🎀 mickey mouse club house deez nuts!!!!!!!" pickle reasoned, his ears pinning back on his head, knife-kun placing a paw on his shoulder

"yes, pickle-chan is right >:O let's just order out happy meals and not pay for it 💪💪"

"erm actually 🤓 I don't believe that is a wise decision, nor is calling eachother pickle-chan or knife-kun... maybe stop reading warrior cats fanfiction." mepad suggested, his tail swishing softl- WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO MORE OBJECTS WITH EARS TAILS AND PAWS??? GRRRR😡😡😡😡

"SHUT UP WARRIOR CATS FANFICTION IS LIFE!!! MAYBE IF YOU ALL WOULD STOP PRONOUNCING EMOJIS YOU'LL GET SOME BRAINCELLS BACK!!!!!" mic screeched, her grip tightening on her brightheart bodypillow defensively

"whatever pookies, I'm just gonna looksmaxx until gooning is sigma with rizz 😍" soap did a magical anime transformation into a bottle of preppy laundry detergent and pink fluffy unicorns danced on rainbows