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Draco Malfoy should be dead for his adolescent transgressions.
Hermione Granger should be fired for her recent rebellions.
Yet, as fate would have it—he lives, and she’s barely clinging to her job at the Ministry of Magic.
On one impossible condition.
They must reform one another through the Wizarding Rehabilitation Program.
This leads Draco to one conclusion: he’ll be getting a smooch from a Dementor in no time. And Hermione to another: she’ll be unemployed by week’s end; which, for Hermione, is a fate worse than death.