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    Long shifts in the convenience store equivalent of hell don’t intimidate Evan Kelmp.

    Having a gun pointed at his face doesn’t intimidate Evan Kelmp.

    Attractive people who he desperately wants to not appear weird or creepy in front of - so they won’t go home to their equally attractive friends and tell them about the freak they bought a soda from - who insist on having conversations with him, intimidate Evan Kelmp a lot.

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    How Evan Kelmp Accidentally Joined a Polycule (and Got His Life on Track)

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