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It stopped speaking suddenly, slapping a hand over it's mouth and staring intensely at the page and back to Al, as static and distortion corrupted his words.
Al grinned slowly, very fucking giddy.
A fucking actual demon from hell couldn't even say his name. Still, he got the Alastor part, but it was a work in progress and this was still a great sign for his future.
It flips the page back, where Alastor's name is in perfectly clear view, but incapable of being spoken. "This still has your name on it."
"Ah, well, I'm still not-"
"An' along with ya name, we got some other shit too-" It interrupts. "It's not a science yet. But, there's still general info. Great news if ya didn't already know it-!" It says brightly, pointing at the page. "You're a bottom! Congrats!"
In tiny pink ink, the page says "takes it up the ass."
"Ah? Is that so- Well! I'll add that to my fun facts list along with being a Gemini with a Scorpio moon. Now if you would please- fuck!?"
It only takes four horrifying steps to get over all the gore on the ground and be face-to-face with Al,
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or a really stupid serial killer accidentally summons a sex demon and gets fucked so hard he almost diesSeries
- Part 6 of AK's various hazbin week prompts