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Stanford 'Ford' Pines continued to laugh manically as he kept hold of the policeman's rucked-up shirt. “Did you know it'd take 23 thousand slaps to cook a chicken? Let's see how many it takes for a pork belly, HAHA!”
The fic in which Bill!Ford avoids jail for 'DISRESPECTING THE LAW'.
Edit: Now with extra smut! (...and puns that I only thought of after posting it)
Also split into chapters for easier reading - Ch.1 is plot, Ch.2 is smut, Ch.3 is a lil' bonus
