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”Soooo….”
” So what?”
”What kind of bad hair dye are you using if it can be washed out with just water?”
”?? What kind of question is that, brat?”
”I can’t stop thinking about it. You said you'd use water to wash out your hair dye when you do our reveal, but really, what type of low-grade hair dye washes out with water of all things?!”
”Ok, hold your horses, hero brat.”
”Or is it hair dye at all? Are you just that dirty? Is it ash? Is it-”
”Good lord, shush!”
”So? What is it? Are you dirty or is it the cheapest dye on sale?”
”It’s the cheapest dye. I can’t think of where you thought of that ash thing, brat.”
”Well, crazy, sometimes, when I’m surveying our surroundings, I can see Spinner wrinkle his nose in disgust when he sees you.”
”That lizard just has a problem with me! I’m clean enough!”
”You sure? You’re starting to sound mighty defensive over there, maniac.”
”I’ll maim that lizard, I swear to God.”
”He doesn’t like being called lizard, you know that right?”
”Yeah?”
”And you don’t care?”
”No?”
”Are you sure you aren’t racist toward people with heteromorph or mutation quirks?”
”Oh my fucking god, not this again!”