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    klaus torturing five for shits and giggles

    A series of random scenarios in which Klaus does something slightly supernatural and it drives Five insane. Meanwhile, the rest of the Hargreeves siblings understand whatever Klaus is doing, and that too, drives Five insane.

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    Edwin is sacrificed as a virgin sacrifice, and the reason for his fate is his “unnatural” feelings for males. It is safe to assume that the demon he has been sacrificed to is a demon of Lust.

    Instead of dying later on, Charles finally breaks under his fathers abuse, and murders him. Finding purpose in taking out child abusers across the country, he goes on a killing spree. When finally caught and sentenced, he is sent to hell for committing the sin of Wrath.

    (aka, since Edwins bullies sacrificed him for being gay, I guess it would make sense they sacrificed him to a demon of lust. Makes sense to me. Charles just snaps way before anything else happens in this one.)

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    14 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Charles low-key tough but only later on
    He’s also head over heels for Edwin
    Edwin’s a fucking tease but he’s also powerful and hot so we win

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    Edwin sighed and unfolded his hands to push his hair back. “I suppose this was inevitable,” he allowed.
    Charles beamed. “That’s the spirit. Look at it this way — you’ve never been to a house party before, and here’s one that’s right up your alley!”
    “Ominous and full of peril?” Edwin asked sardonically.
    “Exactly!” Charles agreed. “This way you get to go to a party you’ll actually like, because it’s actually a mystery. And once you solve the mystery, the party ends. I couldn’t have thrown you a better one myself.”

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Hilarious

    Charles needs love low-key

    Edwin bro please understand when things hurt

    SIMON BRO OMGGGGG KYSSSS??????
    Puck a whiny bitch

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    “Alright, listen,” Charles said, after trying not to think at all for at least five minutes. “Hear me out.”

    “Any ideas?” Edwin asked, not looking up from his page.

    “It’s just. What would actually happen if you cut my hand off?”

    Edwin jerked his head up so fast, Charles wondered that he didn’t brain himself against the stone wall. He looked more offended than he had when he found out about the live snake in Charles’ bag.

    “What the hell kind of a question is that?” He hissed.

    “I’m not saying we should do it!” Charles backpedaled. “I’m just curious! These cuffs make us proper solid, don’t they? We could probably lop it off and get me out.”

    No,” said Edwin emphatically. “We are not discussing this. I don’t want you getting any ideas and chewing your own arm off like a trapped weasel.”

    “Not my whole arm, just my hand.”

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    23 Mar 2026

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    “A deal. You pretend to be my boyfriend for a few weeks, show up at my house, escort me to social functions and such. Your overall person, manner and opinions should be enough to truly scandalise my parents. You will only need to be yourself, only less... charming.”
    Charles gave him a bright grin. “You think I’m charming?”
    Edwin ignored him. “And I will act all smitten with you. When they offer you the money to break up with me – and rest assured, throwing money at problems is their only way of handling anything – you will take it. I shall be horribly heartbroken to make them feel guilty and any subsequent romantic partner who is a bit more... mellow than you will be quite welcome.”
    Charles stared at him, unsure of how he could’ve ever thought of Edwin Payne as innocent. “Damn... you are a conniving little bastard, aren’t you?”

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    Charles Rowland's first impression of Edwin Payne can be summerized as privileged, rich and aloof – also incredibly pretty, but that’s besides the point. However, when Edwin presents him with a scheme to piss off his conservative parents and get some money out of them in the process, Charles can’t resist the siren call of causing mayham for some Tories.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    Edwin’s a conniving bastard, evil is truly his specialty
    Rowland stays hungry for that ass
    Palaski how I love you so
    I hope Simon fucking perishes
    Stay hating Paul

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    I have had the pleasure of downloading this fic and reading it over the course of about 3-4 days. The amount of things I wish I had written down to say about this fic is too grand. Though let me say this, I’ve never been more happy, more GAGGED, and just over all emotional than when reading this.

    This has pushed my sleep schedule to the brink. Going from page 70 to page 166 in a single night! So many moments so many emotions so many just feelings in general

    I’m also proud to say that this has reached one of my saved quotes

    “Charles hugged his mother tight and noticed – not for the first time –, that she was starting to feel very small in his arms.”

    Mainly because, my eyes genuinely filled with tears so fast upon reading this. Every moment with Charles and his mother had me wanting to cry. This however, this feeling was deep, my tears were quite literally—and for the first time ever—burning.

    The difference between Charles and Edwin’s pov’s had me whirling from emotions. At one point I remember thinking, “can we please go back to Edwin so it didn’t hurt so much?” Oh no, it does not work like that. I was then hit with Edwin’s pov and dear lord. The amount of revelations and just everything that went into these chapters truly had me astonished.

    I’m like genuinely baffled. Flabbergasted. Amazed. Teary-eyed. Hurt. In overall awe of this glorious fic that my eyes had the privilege of laying on.

    This is coming from a place so deep inside me I can’t find it in me to laugh at the moment. (Something this fic had torn from me many times, despite not being the type to laugh out loud at a fanfiction.) When I say, that I was visibly shaken when reading this, everything I am saying is not a lie. I had truly thought about this fic non-stop. Had been waiting to clock in, thinking to myself, “fuck. I’m leaving at the best part.” And isnt that something? Because truly, there wasn’t any “best part.” It just kept becoming more amazing and words cannot describe the level of peak I had read. There truly wasn’t a best part, because the whole fic was already stuck quite literally at its peak.

    There wasn’t a dull moment in this fic that made me want to take a break or read something else. Nothing but the constant need to keep reading, and that is truly important. Listen, my dyslexia and poor attention span is poor enough. However, the need to continue reading so many words and chapters despite the very busy few days, was never greater. I truly did not want to leave such great writing behind.

    This is coming from a place a person who does not like Alternative universes who had saved this fic for long and was so scared to start. Who once they started reading, could not put this piece done. Truly amazing. Thank you author, for writing.

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    Since they'd fallen out of hell, the Night Nurse slamming the door on the awful baby doll demon behind them, Charles had been itching to touch Edwin. And it wasn't like his usual touch-oriented personality just wishing to have some sort of contact. He could control that easily enough after all this time.

    No, this was something different.

    This felt like a desperation. A need to be in Edwin's personal space, to keep his hands on him. He wanted to wrap his best friend in a hug and never let go, he wanted to sit as close as possible as they heard a new case. He wanted to take Niko’s place as she grabbed Edwin's hand to drag him to watch another one of her shows. He wanted to tuck Edwin against him as they sat on the couch. He would wrap an arm around Crystal and wish it was Edwin, who was merely across the room.

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    After Hell, Charles is terrified of letting Edwin out of his reach for fear that he might get taken away again. He is, of course, being very subtle in his attempts to keep Edwin close.

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    a series of moments when charles can't stop touching edwin to remind himself that he's real and safe, until it all finally catches up to him and he snaps

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    12 Mar 2026