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1. You may be dumb, but I'm dumber by Dottoz

   Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   28 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Cole/Kai (Ninjago)
   • Nya/Jay Walker (Ninjago)
   • Cole/Geo (Ninjago)
   • Kai & Skylor (Ninjago)
   • Kai (Ninjago)
   • Cole (Ninjago)
   • Zane (Ninjago)
   • Jay Walker (Ninjago)
   • Nya (Ninjago)
   • Sensei Wu (Ninjago)
   • Lord Garmadon (Ninjago)
   • P.I.X.A.L. (Ninjago)
   • Morro (Ninjago)
   • Lloyd Garmadon
   • Skylor (Ninjago)
   • Geo (Ninjago)
   • lava shipping
   • first fic helppp
   • Highschool AU
   • Hate
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • the ninja's acting like found family
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • A sprinkle of fluff
   • you wont understand much if u skip chaps
   • Child Lloyd Garmadon
   • Cole never stops suffering
   • Idiots in Love
   • traumatize others or get traumatized
   • Both Kai and Cole dont get to cope idc laying in each other's arms is enough
   • iwfilwyoaoaidchwownmhlibymdtmyntspyamhaibwwwwwwwOHHHhfor...you♡♥
   • read at ur own risk
   • Im not gonna type trigger warnings beyond chap 23
   • goodluck guys
   • NOT ENEMIES TO LOVERS!!!
   • Kai and Cole are NOT right in the head
   • LOWK GETS DARK SUPER FAST
   • Band AU sneak
   • Not for the weak
   • extremely long and dragged out fic bc why not
   • Underlying dark themes
   • Um dark romance ig lol
   • toxic x10 just because
   • our love story could be kinda gory
   • drugs and self harm idk nipple play ig LETS GOo
   • Every Cole crashout is valid
   • very minor mention of elemental masters from the tournament of elements
   • fart jokes are imminent
   • extreme crack core
   • Satire
   • biting is a love language
   • Opp to oppa
   • move bitch im gay
   • strangers to friends to lovers to enemies to 'GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME' -ahh Lostshipping/Geode
   • EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IS UNHINGED!! no one is normal
   • Heh.. Author cant write angst
   • Morally grey core
   • Hinted amnesia with eventual recall
   • Sexual tension only exists in chap 1-20. then it runs away. comes back 50 chaps later. then runs away again.

   Summary

   "Maybe Jay’s right. We should just kiss.”

   Snatching, if not choking Kai by the throat, Cole yanked the shorter boy and invaded his mouth.

   Cole gets a heart attack from everything going on every 3-5 chapters.. My guy can't catch a break.

   Kai gets the same treatment. If not worse.

   They like fighting for some reason. Romantically and bromantically, also homophobically and sometimes for no reason at all.

   It's okay, they won't hate each other for long ...Probably. Yeah, definitely. (Keyword; PROBABLY)

   Hand in hand, they'll learn to love each other whether they like it or not.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   189,113

   Chapters:

   91/?

   Comments:

   46

   Kudos:

   204

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