Are you in dire need of my assistance?
Just tell me already, dammit
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm not a shadow, dumbass
That response definitely isn't telling at all.
I'm not some doll you can just dress up
The Cops 🚨 🚩sent an image.
Or did you hit your head?
Fall down a flight of stairs?
You should come investigate immediately
I'm just trying to get to the bottom of your strange behavior
That's a dubious cover at best.
Half your messages are too coherent.
You're naturally just like this.
Don't die of something so simple, dumbass!
I'm not done with you yet!
I still haven't had a chance!
U want to do things to me?
How have you survived this long?
Completely fucking imbecilic behavior
And YOU'RE top of your class?
I'll do it slowly, just how you like it
Your dirty talk needs work
Dirty talk? I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about
Something will definitely be coming tonight
You wouldn't know a pickup line if it bit you in the ass
If I was a worm would you still love me
Are you fucking kidding me
Akira, read back through what you just sent me
Worms are useless creatures which serve virtually no impactful purpose on this planet.
They're earless, eyeless bilateral invertebrates that live in dirt.
I'd rather step on such a creature than be expected to 'love' it as if it had any capability to even feel such a thing
This is the best dirty talk yet
I would still love u if u were a worm
Every day you find new ways to try my patience.
Don't you have anyone else to annoy right now?
If I invited you to darts next time
Look who's suddenly lucid
I'm sick of those things.
I'm looking forward to it
If you cancel because of a splitting headache, I won't forgive you
You're so cute when you lie
