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The sting of the slap was probably heard throughout the whole of the undercity.
”Jinx what the fuck!” Shouted vi, rubbing her red cheek with a obviously bandaged hand.
”I should bitch slap you, your girlfriend looks like our mom!” Shouted jinx.
”You just did!”
”I look like who now.” Came Caitlyn who just so happened to be standing right beside vi, fucking forgot.
“You look like ma, just British.” Said jinx, crossing her arms still glaring at vi who just now had recovered from the slap. “Why would I be thinking of mom while I find someone hot? Obviously I didn’t know.”
”You don’t remember what your mother looks like?” Said Caitlyn.
”Yeah of course- I just wasn’t thinking of her okay? Drop it, I don’t look at my mother that way.” Vi said with annoyance, Caitlyn just shook her head pinching the bridge of her nose. “Wow I just…I didn’t know you had so many problems vi…this is hard to take in.”
Vi’s jaw dropped in offense and disbelief, she didn’t know! Who thinks of their mother’s look when they find someone attractive? She surely didn’t, Caitlyn hot, Vi want Caitlyn, thats all she knows!
“Not to mention it but when you fuck do you even see what you’re looking at? Does ma’s face even come to mind?” Jinx said, her voice dropping in disgust and judgment.
”No! I don’t think of mom when we- why would you ask me that.” Vi said quickly, suddenly Caitlyn interjected.
“Vi I don’t think I’m comfortable knowing I look like your mom, maybe I’m not the one you’re looking for.”
“No seriously why’re we on this topic, I don’t fuck my mom, I didn’t know you looked like my mom. You’re not my mom!”
”Would it be wrong if I said you look like you’d love to role play it in bed.” Jinx’s voice came in, Vi swears she’s gonna get a whiplash if she snapped her head toward the both of them any longer.
”Caitlyn why’re you roleplaying as VI’s mom in bed.” Was that fucking Jayce? The three turned around and sure enough Jayce was standing a few feet away from them. Why was he even here?
“I had no part in this…taboo fantasy thing vi has going on.” Caitlyn said crossing her arms much like jinx currently was.
”I don’t wanna fuck my mom!” Vi said loudly to remind them.
”Yeah yeah that’s what they all say.” Said jinx.
”What the hell do you mean they all say that!? Who is they! Who is they that says that!?” Vi said on the verge of ripping her hair out from the absurdity of this entire conversation.
“And who are you?” Jinx said looking at Jayce who came a bit closer, “I’m Jayce, an engineer at Piltover. I have a big hammer.” Said Jayce with a smile, seriously what’s going on.
”Please don’t talk about what’s in your pants.” Said jinx.
”Yo yo what’s up dawg what’s this about mother fucking?” Said slimy shade.
”Slimy shady!?” Vi exclaimed in both confusion and excitement.
”Vi wants to fuck her mom.” Said Jayce as if they were talking about the weather, vi glared at him for bringing up the topic again in which prompted jinx into slapping the back of her head. “Ow!” Vi shouted.
”Yo yo dawg, don’t go fucking your mom homie.” Said slimy shade, his gold shades and black buzz cut for no reason glowing.
”Yes vi, I think you should find some help. Maybe a therapist.” Caitlyn said putting a hand on vi’s arm in which vi just turned to her. “I don’t need one, I’m fine.”
”Jayce, we need to work.” Viktor said from the shadows, coming forward into the light.
“Oh hey Viktor we were just-“ Jayce was cut off firmly by vi.
”Don’t you even dare.” She said in a low voice.
”I heard it this whole time, Vi, you should seek mental help if you find your mother is into bdsm from how much you guys…have sexual intercouse.” Viktor said the last part a bit quieter.
Vi’s jaw dropped, her hands on the back of her head as if she was being arrested she had to walk, she started pacing. “Yeah, vi. Get help, no more fucking mom.” Jinx said probably in spite of her.
”Our mom is dead!”
”Doesnt change what you did!” Said jinx.
“And where do you get it that I and my mom do bdsm!? No one even said that!” Vi directed towards Viktor who just shrugged.
“I once found my mother sexy…” said Abraham Lincoln, coming form the shadows. Vi took a deep breathe, she was dreaming. She was dreaming and it was a nightmare.
”Yo what’s up Lincoln? Haven’t seen you in a while.” Said slimy shade, giving Abraham Lincoln a high five. Vi snapped towards them from far where she was. “You too never fucking met! You both aren’t even real!!”
Jinx cringed and looked away, her face dropped when she looked up. Everyone looked up as well.
Vi and Jinx mom glided down from a very bright light in the sky, graceful and delicate. She landed on the floor and gentle as an Angel like her could. “Hello children…it’s me, your mother.” She spoke.
”Oh my goodness I do look like her.” Said Caitlyn in disbelief, touching her similarly dark blue hair eyes wide almost like that of a cat.
”Oh my goodness it’s my mom.” Said vi, coming closer to their practically glowing mother, she reached out to touch her but her hand the phased through. She felt tears pricking at her eyes.
”M-ma…v-vi wants to fuck you….” Said jinx, sniffling as tears flowed from her eyes. Vi just sniffled her voice thick with emotion. “No I don’t….” She got out through her sniffles.
”Yo yo yo, like yo yo yo…so c-c-cool yo.” Said slimy shady with tears flowing from her glssses, Caitlyn came closer as if walking any faster would shatter the woman before her. “I-is it true? Are you into bdsm…?”
“Yes, I am…” said their mother.
”Remarkable! I knew it!” Said a smiling Viktor, Jayce nodding through his own tears. Until he realized…
”Viktor, how the hell are you walking.” Said Jayce looking at a perfectly standing Viktor.
”Jaybe…jaybe not?” Said Viktor, and then Jayce leaned in and kissed him. And then they started to make out on the spot, their tongues fighting for dominance mingling with tears.
”I’ve come down to say…vi, I’m disappointed that you’d think of me, your own mother this way…truly at a loss.” Said their mother, shaking her head. Vi stopped her crying immediately to look at their mother with a look of surprise and disbelief. “Mom!” She shouted, her voice breaking slightly.
”No need to feel shame young vi, my mother was…like a diamond ring, thrust into her the right way and she glows…” said Abraham Lincoln.
”Who the fuck says that!” Shouted vi.
Then there was some footsteps behind everyone making them turn around and there it was…
Rupaul, his long blonde gorgeous locks of hair framing his face in its…unexplainable glory…
”Does your pussy nut when I put my finger in your butt?” He asked, everyone blinked as they saw him evaporate into a green aura with flies.
And then suddenly vi shook her head, and there they were at part one. The sting of the slap again, but it wasn’t jinx it was one of the guards of piltover. She must’ve went to sleep at the lunchroom table again, can’t let that happen again.
Probably never should she sleep again in fear of that dream coming back.