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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    Childe eats Aether out. Aether gets a little carried away and starts talking in starsong, which is hazardous to mortal health. Childe proceeds to be a freak about it. That's it that's the fic.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    It’s terribly unproductive.

    Kaveh puffs out a laugh, “Aren’t you being hypocritical?!"

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    Or: Alhaitham hates crying. An unearthed photograph and a missing book challenge this.

    (Luckily Lambad’s is being renovated that night, and a particular blond will be home the tiniest of bits early.)

    Title From: House song - Searows

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    09 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    For a moment, Kaveh simply stares—eyes trailing up and down Al-Haitham. The scent of mourning flowers weighs down the air—sticking to his throat like a certain kind of ambrosia. His hands are hesitant in their approach—cheeks pink.

    “What is it?” Al-Haitham asks, growing warm under the attention.

    “Nothing—nothing just—” he exhales shakily. And then, Kaveh’s hand suddenly strokes him from base to tip, and Al-Haitham’s breath hitches. “I can’t believe we’re doing this.”

    “We are,” he murmurs, lips quirked.

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    05 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    Kaveh gasps like a betrayed lover in a historical drama. “You critiqued my heartbreak!”

    “You footnoted your horniness, Kaveh!”

    “I—!” Kaveh flushes. “That was artistic nuance!”

    “There were diagrams.”

    “They helped emphasize the tension!”

    “There was a scale from ‘mild yearning’ to ‘I would lick his spine.’”

    “IT WAS A THEORETICAL SPINE!”

    In which Kaveh writes about Alhaitham, and Alhaitham annotates the emotional wreckage with better grammar and worse restraint.

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    20 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 90

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    Kaveh and Alhaitham discover some explicit fanfiction - accompanied by 'Bunveh' art - about the two of them. In true scholarly fashion, they provide full-scale literary and artistic critiques of the work... after establishing a solid real-life reference for accuracy, of course.

    Lips parted into a frozen 'O' and mouth suddenly very dry, Kaveh released Alhaitham’s wrist and snatched the paper to read it more closely.

    Each line was filthier than the last.

    “... Oh,” Kaveh eventually croaked, skimming the page and staring blankly at the messy handwriting.

    Alhaitham was glaring at the ceiling, arms crossed over his chest - though he hadn’t shoved Kaveh off of his lap as he would’ve expected him to by now. “Yeah. Oh.”

    “Their grammar is atrocious,” Kaveh breathed, unable to think of anything else to say.

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    20 Jun 2025