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J.Sims & J.Kennedy
J.Kennedy: adding you to the mechs gc
J.Kennedy: nas is gonna be so pissed
J.Sims: fuck you fuckyou fck you
The Starship Aurora
Bob-omb has added J. Sims to the group
Bob-omb: GUYS
J.Sims: Jordan, don’t do this to me.
Bob-omb: suffer.
Bob-omb: @everyone
Bob-omb: guess who I found.
Bob-omb has changed J. Sims 's name to Jonny Fucking D'Ville
Von Raum: holy shit??
E. Gadd: You.
Toy!: Jonny! Hello!
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: Hello, Nikola.
Von Raum: so TS gets a hello and we don’t?
E. Gadd: wtf Jonny :/
Quicksilver is typing...
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: Oh no.
Quicksilver: Jonathan Fucking Sims.
Von Raum: oooohhh youre fucked
Bob-omb: rip jonny. u won’t be missed.
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: Shut up, Jordan.
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: Yes, Nastya?
Quicksilver: Where the hell have you been?
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: ...
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: Would you believe me if I said I was busy?
Quicksilver: IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS JONATHAN.
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: Yes. I suppose it has.
Quicksilver: What happened to keeping in touch?
E. Gadd: cmon Nas. you know Jonny is shit at talking to people.
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: Hey.
E. Gadd: am I wrong?
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: I got a new number anyway. Updating my contacts must’ve...slipped my mind.
Quicksilver: For three years, though? Don’t be stupid.
Brains: Jonny’s back?
Von Raum: tim where’d you even find him?
Bob-omb: ran into him on the job.
Bob-omb: turns out jonny’s been working at the mag.
Brains: THE FUCKING MAGNUS INSTITUTE?
Brains: JONNY.
Toy!: Oh! I Know That Place.
Toy!: Jonny. Tell Your Boss I Want Him Dead!
Von Raum: TS???
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: You mean Elias? You know him?
Toy!: Yes! I Fucking Hate That Twink!
Toy!: He’s On My List Of People To Skin.
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: Ah. Well, then.
Quicksilver: Wait. Back up. Jon’s been working at The Magnus Institute this entire time? The one with all the ghost stories?
Bob-omb: the very same.
Bob-omb: came in for work. something about termites? it ended up being nothing serious. just a couple ants. i think it was lunch because the place was mostly empty.
Bob-omb: anyway the lady at the front desk redirected me to the research building. i walk in and guess who i fucking see. jonny goddamn d’ville. at his desk. in a fucking sweater vest.
Von Raum: no fucking way
E. Gadd: LMAO?
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: What’s wrong with my sweater vest?
Bob-omb: what isn’t?
Toy!: I Think Sweater Vests Suit Him!
Brass Goggles: Agreed.
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: BRIAN.
Brass Goggles: Hi Jonny :]
Brains: EW get a room.
Brass Goggles: Piss off.
Von Raum: Ivy homophobic?
Brains: For these two? Absolutely.
Brass Goggles: Ignoring them.
Brass Goggles: @Jon So you’ve been working at the Mag these past few years then?
Brass Goggles: No wonder we couldn’t track you down.
E. Gadd: Yeah, thought you didn’t believe in the supernatural Jonny.
J onny Fucking D'Ville: Yes, well. You take what you can get.
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: I started working there right after I stopped talking to you all. Things were...rough after my breakup with Georgie, as you very well know. Though we’ve since become friends again. A lot happened between then and you know how I am about stress. I found my footing eventually but it took all my energy. Keeping up with friendships made difficult and once I switched numbers I stopped putting in the effort. I couldn’t even if I wanted to.
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: I should have reached out, I know. I’m sorry.
Von Raum: gasp
Brains: Jonathan Sims apologizing? In the year of our lord 2013?
Bob-omb: have we finally died?
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: I know how to apologize. I’m not that socially inept.
Von Raum: doubt
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: Fuck off, Marius
Toy!: Are You Sick Jonny? I Can Make You Soup.
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: I’m not sick, Nik, but thank you.
Bob-omb: he just doesn’t want teeth in his soup.
Toy!: The Teeth Are For Enrichment!
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: Three years and you still unsettle me greatly.
Quicksilver: Speaking of.
Quicksilver: I’m still mad at you.
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: But…?
Quicksilver: I get it. Just don’t do that again.
Quicksilver: I missed you too much to stay angry, anyway.
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: I missed you, too.
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: All of you.
Jonny Fucking D'Ville: Regrettably.
Bob-omb: aww jonny
Bob-omb: does this mean you’ll drop the posh speak?
Jonny Fucking D'Ville has changed Jonny Fucking D'Ville’s name to Captain D'Ville
Captain D'Ville: die.
Bob-omb has changed Captain D'Ville’ s name to First Mate D'Ville
Bob-omb: first mate!
Toy!: First Mate!
Von Raum: FIRST MATE!!
E. Gadd: FIRST MATE
Brains: First mate!
Quicksilver: First mate.
First Mate D'Ville: Brian...you wouldn’t.
Brass Goggles: First Mate
First Mate D'Ville: goddamn it.