CryptidClamapperantly
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The Marauders and Death’s Gift by CryptidClamapperantly
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Apr 2026
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James Potter wanted what any father wanted: For his son to live a long, happy life.
He wanted his family together and happy.
Death loves the Potters. He can only do so much, but he will do what he can.
Look out Voldemort, you got a big storm coming.
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I’m Not too Little (I’m Not! I’m Not!) by CryptidClamapperantly
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
16 Feb 2026
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An unexpected turn of events leads to the possibility of things turning out a bit more alright.
Unfortunately these boys aren’t alright.
Fortunately they have each other and their family to help them, even if they have no clue what’s really going on.
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Michael is a good older brother. He tries to be, at least. He is an all powerful Archangel, and just about to begin the Apocalypse, the war that will reunite Father with his children. He loves his siblings, does his best to do right by them, even as their commander.
Michael is...beginning to have some doubts.
He is growing concerned.
He needs to do something about it, something possibly drastic.
But it will pay off.
And everything will be Perfect.
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Reid has four kids.
How does this affect his relationship with Dilaudid?
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- Part 2 of Parenting on Top of it All
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John Winchester wasn't a perfect parent. He knew that. His sons had grown up hurt, and hungry, and scared. He loved them, but it still wasn't perfect.
He thought there was nothing he could do to change that.
He learned he was wrong, and decided to take action.
They were his sons. He loved them.
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Return To Me by Sokkas_First_Fangirl
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
11 Apr 2026
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It was sheer chance when Bilbo thought back on it. What if he’d stayed home? What if someone else had run up the lane before him?
But it was him. It was him and it was Kíli, and Bilbo wouldn’t change it for the world.
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Long ago, a dwarf child was lost and found in a storm by Bilbo Baggins. He has no idea where his young ward came from; all attempts to find Kíli's family failed. Sticking together, they make do and it's a peaceful life.
Until Gandalf arrives with talk of adventure. Until the Company of Thorin Oakenshield arrives on their doostep.
Or: Kíli's a missing prince. Bilbo's not about to let his (son) ward face a dragon without him.
Bookmarked by CryptidClamapperantly
18 Apr 2026
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Gifts from the Earth by HeljaAstra
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
21 Apr 2026
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Gaea has been defeated at a high cost but casts one last act of vengeance down upon the heroes who destroyed her. If these children would rather be their godly parents’ favorites than live out their lives in safety then she will grant them their deepest wish.
For the earth exists everywhere and they will learn a very valuable lesson, no one should want to be a favorite of the gods.
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A Broken Pantheon Au where the Seven plus two additional characters are sent to an alternate Universe where the gods are incapable of having children.- Language:
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- 15/28
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Bookmarked by CryptidClamapperantly
07 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter's Ever Growing Collection of Family by gonzoclock
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2025
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What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.
It turned into a series rewrite.
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Bookmarked by CryptidClamapperantly
07 Apr 2026
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Harry thought he knew who he was.
Then a blood test at Gringotts told him otherwise.
He went there for money, and left with a new name, a second homeland and contracts upon contracts.
He doesn’t understand all of it.
He does understand that if he plays everything right, he will have freedom.
And Harry craves freedom more than anything.
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English is not my first language, it's my 5th. I'm also writing this on a 10 year old MacBook that barely works anymore. Do whatever with that info.
I’ve been seeing lots of other authors have to do this and didn’t think we would ever get to this point: I do not use AI to write my fics, neither should you. Just get a spell checker, most of them give you options on how to reword entire sentences. Some free some not. Pirate a spell checker even idc. Make your own art or don’t make any at all. AI stands for Almost Intelligent (yes thats a The Pitt quote)
Bookmarked by CryptidClamapperantly
29 Mar 2026
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In a fit of desperation, Remus writes out his childhood adventures and edits them for Muggle children. In the summer Harry turns nine, he writes out a letter to his favorite author asking him to send more copies of his books to the library. Marauder pranks ensue.
Bookmarked by CryptidClamapperantly
28 Mar 2026