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March 6, 2:20 am
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FCK YOU
YoU left me carlos
CARLos you said you wougld stsya with me fort tyje night
CARLOS
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Whoever left you it was worth it
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Whast
Wtfg Carlos tgats so mean
I HATE YOU
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I hate you just as much but sadly i’m not Carlos
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What whio
Who are you
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That’s a good question
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Ur not Crlos
wtf are u doijg on myt phome
GET OUT
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You’re the one who texted me
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Shut up ikm in a bsd mood
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I can see that
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Because why does he get tot win and not moi
I hate him
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Cuz he’s better duh
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NON IL L’ESR PAS
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I don’t speak french.
Anyway, Charles, you should probably stop here
i feel like you’re going to regret that conversation tomorrow morning
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HOW DO YOU KNWO ME
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Pretty easy to guess
You’re as dumb as ever
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WHT
MAIS TA GUEULE AUSSI
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Again, I don't speak french.
Your drunk ass needs to calm down
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Ikm not evenr that drunk
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Right.
Well sleep tight i guess
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WAIT
who are yu
who’s tis
Hello?
Heeeloo???6
I have ur number but nmo name wirth it
HELOOO
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You’re awfully annoying, you know that?
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Tell me weho you are
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no
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VAA TFAIRE ENCULer
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I don’t know what you’re saying but sure
You can try tomorrow
Guess who i am when you’re actually functioning, i mean
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I can? really?
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yeah
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Promise?
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What are you, 5?
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Jist dio it
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Ok ok i promise
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Godd.. good night
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Good night charles
Unknown number has changed your name for Dumb 5 yo
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AH FUCK YOU
March 6 11:25 am
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I know you’re awake
Dumb 5 yo
Mate give me a break
This is the most embarrassing shit i’ve done in my life
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You’ll live thru it
Dumb 5 yo
NO
fuck i’ll just stop driking
it’s my last time drunk ever
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Quite dramatic
Dumb 5 yo
shut up
Unknown number has changed your name for Dumb dramatic 5 yo
Dumb dramatic 5 yo
GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Haha you’re easy to rile up
So, are you going to guess who I am?
Dumb dramatic 5 yo
I don’t want to…
you piss me off
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good to know one of my goals has been reached
Dumb dramatic 5 yo
I know your someone who’s shit at least…
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You’re*
Dumb dramatic 5 yo
SEE
THAT’S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
je te jure jsp tu es qui mais je vais te frapper
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Alright calm down
as a hint you talked about me earlier
Dumb dramatic 5 yo
???
I only talked about Carlos
You’re definitely not him
If you are this is a shit joke Carlos
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I’m not Carlos
But are you sure he’s the only one you talked about?
Dumb dramatic 5 yo
yes?
Oh non putin
Fucking hell is this max
no wonder you’re annoying asf
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See it wasn’t that hard
Dumb dramatic 5 yo
Why are you even texting me
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you’re the one who texted me first, you know that?
Dumb dramatic 5 yo
You could have ignored me
would have made my day better
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Well you actually made my day better
Dumb dramatic 5 yo
What
Are you making fun of me
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No no
Talking to you is fun
It’s entertaining
You’re not all formal you know? like some other drivers
Dumb dramatic 5 yo
oh
well um
thanks
Dumb dramatic 5 yo has changed your name for Annoying maximus
Annoying Maximus
I’m complimenting you and that’s how you thank me?
Dumb dramatic 5 yo
That was a revenge for earlier
Annoying Maximus
Alright alright..
Anyway i got to go
team meeting in 10 minutes
Dumb dramatic 5 yo
Oh ok
Annoying Maximus
Don’t look so sad haha
Dumb dramatic 5 yo
I’m not
Annoying Maximus
Right.
Ttyl
Dumb dramatic 5 yo
bye max