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From: [email protected]
Subject: Wrong door
BUILDING 6, BLOCK 3, DEP. 405.
Exactly at 3:30P.M.
Dear neighbor of apartment 406:
Yesterday, at exactly 4:04A.M., I received a package from an unknown delivery person. The issue is that I am not a person who enjoys shopping online, and I have not had any recent purchases of any products. Much less if it involves.... products of that kind.
You will understand that I am a busy man and have a limited sleep schedule because of my job, just as I can understand that I am a new tenant in the building; but I would urge you to have a better sense of direction next time and choose to write down the address correctly.
I left the package at the front desk, so you can ask the manager for it.
Have a nice day,
M.