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    "Why do you seem so displeased that I’ve broached the subject?” Aziraphale asked warily. “We may not get on, but I’m not suggesting we work together-together. Merely pursue our own lines of inquiry and meet up to exchange information. I think we’ll stand a better chance of finding something if we’re able to supplement any oral histories with archived ones.”

    “Yeah, exactly,” Crowley said testily. “That all makes a fantastic amount of sense. I’m pissed because it was supposed to be me asking you to get off your prissy high horse for two seconds to lower yourself to work with me—for the sake of the world,” Crowley bitched.

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    Two elf mages, both alike in relative lack of dignity, are forced to lay aside a decades-long bitter rivalry to go on a not-so-epic quest to find a book that will, supposedly, help to save the world (someday). A whole lot of tragi-comic arguing and D&D-flavored nonsense ensues.

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