ZehWulf
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Altogether Governed by Humours by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Mar 2025
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Aziraphale was so, so soft in so many ways that people either forgot or missed entirely that under all the padding he was really fucking strong. Crowley had clocked it early in both of their initial meetings and had not forgotten for even one second. He was so careful in how he applied his strength, and he definitely preferred to use it as a pillar, a bulwark, or an anchor rather than anything more offensive. Crowley loved that about him, but they also loved that he'd occasionally let Crowley coax or goad him into bringing all that strength to bear against them in a more acute way.
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Crowley lays a sexy, sexy trap, Aziraphale very willingly springs it as he's meant to, and hijinks ensue. However, when you get too caught up in your own games to be paying proper attention, sometimes a bit of awkward fallout is unavoidable.
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- Part 11 of The Garden of Delights
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Aziraphale was always too aware of his corporation when Crowley touched him; his skin would tingle like Crowley was feeding him a tiny spark of electricity. The shock always lingered long after the touch itself had ended. Sometimes, he'd feel the echo of fizzing warmth and pressure for hours, as though the portion of him that had touched Crowley was somehow more alive than the rest of his form.
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Aziraphale doesn't experience sexual attraction, or many sexual urges at all, and that's all fine and dandy, because Crowley told him once that it's much the same for him. Then, when pretending to be married provides all sorts of opportunities to share more intimate and sensual expressions of their mutual love than they can normally afford to, Aziraphale's corporation decides to give him an extremely rude awakening.
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End of the World? Put a Quest on It! by ZehWulf for robinwinged
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 Jan 2025
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"Why do you seem so displeased that I’ve broached the subject?” Aziraphale asked warily. “We may not get on, but I’m not suggesting we work together-together. Merely pursue our own lines of inquiry and meet up to exchange information. I think we’ll stand a better chance of finding something if we’re able to supplement any oral histories with archived ones.”
“Yeah, exactly,” Crowley said testily. “That all makes a fantastic amount of sense. I’m pissed because it was supposed to be me asking you to get off your prissy high horse for two seconds to lower yourself to work with me—for the sake of the world,” Crowley bitched.
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Two elf mages, both alike in relative lack of dignity, are forced to lay aside a decades-long bitter rivalry to go on a not-so-epic quest to find a book that will, supposedly, help to save the world (someday). A whole lot of tragi-comic arguing and D&D-flavored nonsense ensues.
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“And this is me,” he said, drawing to a halt in front of the portrait. It didn’t hurt to look upon, anymore. He’d never been so vain that he mourned his previous looks. But, it had been a nasty shock to realize he could no longer visit where he wished, dine as he so chose, be welcome at any public entertainment or meeting of minds. He missed being able to melt into the fray of humanity; just another person enjoying the fruits of human ingenuity and the joy of shared experience.
“Oh, look at you,” Crowley said with damningly polite approval. “Cute, in a cherubic sort of way.” She looked over at him, obviously comparing, and Aziraphale met her scrutiny with a bland expression. “I like the horns,” she decided. “They add character.”
“I’m so glad to meet with your approval,” he said dryly and shrugged. “They’re here to stay, at any rate.”
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In which Aziraphale isn’t quite Sleeping Beauty, and Crowley isn’t quite Cinderella, but their lives definitely collide because of some Beauty and the Beast nonsense.
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Once in the weaving room, Aziraphale stepped to the half-done masterpiece to look it over with fresh eyes. There wasn’t really a question that the tapestry had to be Crowley’s answer to the challenge. And now that Aziraphale knew the challenge had been issued by the queen of the fae, some of the emerging iconography became… regrettably clearer.
“Oh, Crowley,” she lamented. “Did you have to insult her quite so thoroughly?”
It was an entirely rhetorical question, because she thought she understood the story Crowley had been starting to tell, the viciously raw truths she was layering so beautifully they were impossible to ignore. And Aziraphale… couldn’t say she disagreed with the point Crowley was attempting to make, even if she thought it was an entirely foolish thing to do.
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Aziraphale's life so far has fit the adage "jack of all trades, master of none," which displeases her legacy-obsessed family enough to decide, if she can't achieve mastery of a trade, she must marry a master instead. Emboldened by fear, Aziraphale seeks out the long-lost Starweaver to petition magical assistance. In doing so, she enters into an unusual arrangement.
Recent series
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The Garden of Delights by ZehWulf
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Mar 2025
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Welcome to the Garden of Delights! A "something for everyone" highly structured sex club that has invested a lot of infrastructure in turning the ethos of "Safe, Sane & Consensual" into a functional business operations model for all types of sexual encounters. (I pitch this to fellow Americans as "like a sexy Dave & Buster's.")
Aziraphale, a club veteran, and Crowley, a club newbie, keep running into each other in different areas, or grottos, of the club and delighting in how sexually (and perhaps romantically?) compatible they are. Unfortunately, given their mutual penchant for anonymous consensual non-consent encounters, they don't always recognize each other...
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- 162,723
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- 11
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- 408
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The Opposite of a Hole is a Bulge by ZehWulf
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Mar 2024
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- 29,529
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 18
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Siren Says: Trick or Treat by SightKeeper (GarrulousGibberish), SmutKeeper, ZehWulf
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Oct 2023
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One piece of art and one concept have inspired two fics with similar set-up but vastly different tone, characterization, actions, and outcomes. In the "Siren Says: Trick or Treat" series, you can pick which version of siren!Aziraphale + pirate!Crowley you want to enjoy:
- in the "treat" fic Song of Life, the ineffables' interactions are funny, sweet, and silly
- in the "trick" fic In the Water So Deep, they're dark, toxic, and FranticChoose your fics wisely, and mind the tags.
- Words:
- 9,316
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 13
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Fur and Feathers and Fantasy Fun by ZehWulf
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Aug 2023
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The fantastical shenanigans of mage!Crowley and dragon-bear!Aziraphale
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- 13,487
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- 3
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- 73
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In a post-series universe, Aziraphale and Crowley are in an established (post-Armaggedon't) sex-favorable asexual relationship, although only parts three "Scratching That Itch" and four "Five Times..." have any sex in them. Featuring: buckets of softness, explorations of gender presentation and gender identity, soppy gift giving, low-key and also high-key discussions of asexuality, highly detailed descriptions of non-sexual physical intimacy, somehow so much lingerie, and both awkward and non-awkward sex (apparently).
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- 52,677
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- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 57
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Bookmarked by ZehWulf
05 Feb 2025
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The Three Goddess Problem by Nonymos
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
15 Jun 2024
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Link came back wrong.
Or did he?
Bookmarked by ZehWulf
04 Feb 2025
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Written for Soho Red Light District server's monthly NSFW prompt Jan 2024 - "Bell".
What had first occurred to Aziraphale as a coincidence became a hypothesis, which became a theory to be tested as many times as he could manage without Crowley catching on. It was apparent that Crowley needed far less physical foreplay than when they had first become sexually acquainted. While this may have simply been a mutual case of nerves in the beginning, it did not account for why Crowley was no longer capable of behaving himself in the bookshop.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,018
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 29
- Kudos:
- 215
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by ZehWulf
24 Jul 2024
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Consequences by CopperBeech for Laura Shapiro (laurashapiro)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Jul 2020
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Aziraphale derails Nanny’s shopping trip, in a pleasurable but rather domineering way. Nanny finds an edgy way to get (very) sweet revenge. If a bit of cosplay is involved, so much the better.
It’s probably the closest thing to a sword you could carry down a street in the posher part of London, and she ‘s dressed for something very posh indeed.
“You look ravishing, my dear. Are we going out?”
“No,” Nanny says.
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- Part 1 of She Was Such A Naughty Nanny
Bookmarked by ZehWulf
22 Feb 2024
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"My name is Harold Finch. You can call me whatever you like, Mr. Reese. Your former employers have remanded you to my service."
"And what does this service entail?"
"Anything that I might ask," Finch says. "In particular, I will ask of you certain intimate liberties."
The corner of John's mouth curves up. That has to be the most polite way anyone has ever informed John they'd be fucking him.
Bookmarked by ZehWulf
19 Feb 2024