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Scar spots her from across the bar.

It would be hard not to notice her, honestly. Despite the dim, almost cloudy lighting of the room, she glows, as if a heavenly spotlight is set right on her to make it clear that she just descended from heaven.

Scar sneaks glances at her over the fun green umbrella in his drink. She's sitting by herself—an absolute crime, if you ask Scar—, swishing around the little black straw in her drink. Her dark blond hair falls in gorgeous ringlets down around her shoulders, outlining her face the way a pure golden frame would surround only the most beautiful of paintings.

Her nose is small, turned up just a little bit in a peak, the bridge delicate and sparkling with a small amount of angel dust that must be left over from the aforementioned descent. Her eyes are almost comically doe-like, large and accentuated with soft pink eye shadow and long eyelashes. Scar can't quite tell what color her eyes are from this distance (brown, maybe? Black?), but he knows that whatever color they are, they are absolutely perfect.

Her lips are pink to match her eye shadow, glittery, small and pursed, as if her drink isn't near good enough to pass those delicately soft lips.

Scar hasn't even met the woman, but he wants to kiss those lips. He wants some of that angel dust to find its way onto his own lips.

Her cheeks are rosy and full, and her round chin rests on her palm as she casts a bored look around the bar.

Scar downs the last bit of his drink for courage.

He sticks the umbrella in his shirt pocket for good luck.

Then he picks up his cane and saunters over, frantically sorting through every pick-up line in his repertoire—though none of them seem to match the beauty of God's creation before him.

She looks up at him as he approaches, peering at him from under those long lashes, and now he can tell—

Her eyes are grey, but not grey like clouds, or the sea, or the bartop that her arm rests on. Her eyes are grey like the comforter on his mom's bed, like the bricks around the fireplace back in his grandpa's old house, like the silver colored pencil he'd taken all his notes in for a semester to try and prove to Cub that it worked just as well as a normal pencil (it hadn't).

Her eyes are grey like the backdrop of Scar's dreams, the firmament that rests between consciousness and all else.

And then, of course, he's right there.

And she's waiting.

There isn't a single smooth pick-up line in his brain, which is offensive if Scar does say so himself, because he always has words. He could wax poetic about a frying pan for an hour just to annoy someone, but now that his skills are put to the test he can't hold on to his wits long enough to use them.

Goodness gracious , but she's beautiful.

She's wearing something pink and small, a cut-off that reveals a slender torso and adorable bellybutton, the sleeves long and flowy but off the shoulders. Her skirt is a lighter shade of pink, cutting off just above her knees, and it looks like just the kind of skirt that she could spin in and it would twirl along perfectly with her, the kind that sort of looks like a cupcake wrapper.

Scar's always wanted to wear that kind of skirt.

How long has he been staring at her?

"Hi," he manages, readjusting his sweaty grip on his cane. "Um. Come here often?"

She rolls her eyes.

It's breathtaking.

"Sorry, worst line in the book and all that," Scar excuses himself. "Can I order you another drink, then?"

She glances at the half-full drink she's been slowly working her way through. "I'm good, thanks," she says, and Scar nearly swoons.

The angel talked to him!

And her voice! Fluttery, but something deeper underneath! Textured like a symphonic piece of music, as soft as the faux fur carpets in the back of department stores!

She's perfect.

"I'll just cut straight to the point," Scar says, trying valiantly to not feel light-headed. "You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. May I take you out on a date?"

She blinks.

"You don't even know me," she says, leaning back down to take a dainty little sip out of the straw.

"No, but I want to," Scar reasons. "Can I get you anything? Some chips? A little umbrella?"

"The umbrellas come with the cocktails," she scoffs. She flicks her hair over her shoulder and Scar definitely doesn't almost fall over. "I'm not in the mood for a cocktail."

Scar leans forward. "You can ask for an umbrella with any drink," he whispers, winking conspiratorially. "I always do."

"What is it you really want?" she says, sounding almost tired, and Scar puts his hand to his heart.

"I just want to take you out on a date, I swear, nothing else," he says. "Scout's honor."

"Scout's honor?"

"Troupe 2906," Scar says, lying through his teeth. He was never a scout. Well, he did Cub Scouts, but he never made it to Boy Scouts. And he definitely didn't have a troupe. "Once a scout, always a scout."

Almost reluctantly, she giggles (a sound like windchimes softly jangling), then pulls her phone out of the tiny white purse at her side. "All right, fine. What's your name?"

"Scar," he tells her, pulling out his own phone. He unlocks it with a quick swipe, then pulls up a new contact card and trades his phone for the angel's.

"Your phone looks like it got ran over," she observes, picking at the tape on the side.

"If you pull that tape off, it goes dead."

She stops picking at it.

Scar types in his number slowly with one finger, leaning against the bar as casually as he can manage. He's been standing for a minute too long, but he doesn't want to make her uncomfortable by sitting down.

When he's finished, he passes the phone back to her, receiving his own in return.

"I'll text you," he promises.

She laughs again, nods. "Okay."

The way she dismisses him —

The conversation is clearly over, based on the way she turns back to her drink, her lips once again pursed but this time turned up at the corners.

Scar hurries out as fast as his body will allow him, which isn't very fast even on the best days.

Once he's outside, out of view of her, he checks his phone.

The contact is there, ten exquisite digits.

And her name.

Ariana .

-

"Cub, do you mind if I have someone over? I need to opine."

Cub looks up from his laptop, then flinches away when Scar turns on the lights.

"Scar, do you know what time it is?" he gripes, putting a pillow over his face.

"It's not even midnight, mister, so don't pretend like this is late. You're always up at all hours of the morning, anyway."

"Why can't you opine to me?" Cub sighs.

"You don't opine back! I need someone who will wallow on the floor with me."

Scar can practically hear Cub raise an eyebrow. "Ren?"

Scar grins. "Ren. He basically isn't even a guest, since he lives right above us. And it would only be for an hour at most!"

"Fine, fine," grumbles Cub, sitting up and setting his pillow to the side. "Call him. But I have a quiz tomorrow, so this better be quick."

Ren's over within five minutes, a two-liter of diet pepsi in one hand and a bag of candy in the other.

"Leftover Christmas candy, my dude," Ren says, tossing it on the floor. "You said you need to opine?"

Scar carefully lowers himself to sit on the floor, then flops down onto his back, his arms splayed out dramatically.

"Why are we doing this in my room?" groans Cub.

"I've seen an angel," Scar declares, and his heart flutters just the slightest bit.

"Ugh."

"Ooh!" Ren says, sitting cross-legged on the floor. "Tell me more."

"I was at the bar in Aquetown, right?" Scar starts, adjusting his arms to look more dramatic, one thrown over his forehead. "The good one. The quiet one."

"Right," nods Ren. "I know it well."

"And there she was," Scar says reverently. "The angel."

"What was her name? What happened? What did she—"

"Her name is Ariana," Scar breathes, the name as sweet on his lips as he knows her kiss would be. "She's perfect."

"Did you get her number?" Cub asks boredly.

Scar scoffs. "Of course I got her number! We're going on a date."

"Oooo!" Ren teases, slapping his shoulder. "My man has a date with a pretty girl!"

"She isn't just a girl," Scar says dreamily. "She's an angel. You should've seen her, Ren! If God himself turned up and told me that there had been a mistake, that she was supposed to be in heaven, I wouldn't have even blinked! She—"

"Yeah, she's a beautiful angel, we get it," interrupts Cub. "Can you do this in the living room?"

"What color are her eyes?" Ren asks.

"Grey . . . I've never met anyone with grey eyes. Not like those."

"What did she say? Is she into you?" Ren shakes his head. "What am I saying? Of course she's into you! Who wouldn't be?"

Scar. . . .

Scar hadn't even thought about that.

He'd just been so preoccupied with getting a date with such a perfect woman, he hadn't even thought about whether or not she might want one with him.

What if she secretly hates him?

What if she just told him yes to get him to go away?

"No, it's okay," Ren says quickly, patting his arm. "Don't cry! She's totally into you, dude! Don't even worry about it!"

"What if she isn't?" Scar asks, the hand thrown over his head moving to tug at his hair. "What if I was bothering her? What if she gave me a fake number?"

"No, dude, it's not—"

"Scar," Cub says, kneeling down on the floor beside him, "look at me."

There are already tears welling up in Scar's eyes when he looks up, straight into Cub's dark, unyielding eyes.

"Any woman would be lucky to have you," he says seriously. "If she was lying, that's her loss. Got it?"

Reluctantly, Scar nods, wiping away a tear with the heel of his palm.

Cub claps him on the shoulder. "Now get out of my room."

-

"Mumbo! Mumbo, you're never gonna guess—"

"In here!" Mumbo calls from their shared bedroom.

Grian shuts the front door and locks the deadbolt, then dashes down the short hall—past Pearl's empty bedroom—until he arrives at his own room. He shuts and locks that door behind himself as well, then leans against it, hands splayed on the old poorly-painted wood.

"Mumbo," he breathes. "Mumbo, it happened."

Mumbo is lying on his stomach on the floor, sleep shirt riding just a bit up his back from clear readjustments of position. He pushes his laptop a bit away, shuts whatever textbook he'd been studying, and rubs his eyes.

"You look cute," Mumbo says when he's done rubbing his eyes, blinking blearily at Grian. "Is that a new skirt?"

Grian stands up straight for a moment, twirls it back and forth. "Yeah, it's one of my new favorites, I think. Do you like it?"

"Looks great," says Mumbo. "Good show tonight?"

"It was fine, but that doesn't matter!" Grian falls back against the door again, letting himself slide all the way to the floor. "Mumbo, it finally happened. A man asked me out."

"No way!" Mumbo cheers, sitting up. "Like, legitimately? He thought—"

"He thought I was a girl and he asked me out!" Grian says. "This is the best day of my life. Nothing can top this."

"After—wait, after the performance? Or before? Because you think he'd know, after the performance, that it was drag, but maybe—"

"Oh, no, no, no," Grian waves him off. "This was at a different bar. I stopped by that one in Aquetown—you know, the dead one?—just on my way back, to try and get a decent drink before heading home. And he just came over to me—Mumbo, he called me the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen ."

"Dude!" Mumbo waves his arms around like Kermit the Frog. "I think—I think we need to celebrate! Break out the ice cream, dude, because it's time to throw a party!"

Grian just breathes slowly, chest lifting and falling dramatically. He feels just like a girl in the movies after kissing her date goodbye, only better . More giddy, if that’s possible.

It's getting late, though. He should probably slip out of his heels, take out his hair extensions, wipe off his make-up, take off his boobs, change into pajamas. . . .

Or he could go eat ice cream in their tiny kitchen with Mumbo and animatedly recount every moment of the night.

Which is how Grian finds himself eating ice cream in their tiny kitchen with Mumbo, animatedly recounting every moment of the night.

"He has a cane," Grian remembers suddenly, halfway through telling Mumbo exactly what he'd said for the third time. "It was one of those old-fashioned ones. With the golden handle?"

"Okay, so he's, like, the rich heir of a mansion," Mumbo nods. "You could do a lot worse. Unless he was old—was he old?"

Grian shrugs. "I don't think so. He looked pretty young—he had a scar across his cheek, actually, kind of like—like this—"

He traces along his own cheek, starting from his jawbone, curving up a bit almost to his nose.

Mumbo frowns. "A scar? I think—"

The front door of the apartment opens, and in trudges Pearl, kicking off her muddy boots.

"Pearl!" Grian says excitedly, holding out his scraped-up plastic bowl, a couple of bites of melting ice cream still left. "We're having ice cream to celebrate!"

Pearl drops her blue backpack on the floor of the living room (right beside the front door, the dead carpet there dividing it from the tiled entrance space that leads into the kitchen). She looks first to Grian, then Mumbo, then the carton of vanilla ice cream on the kitchen counter.

"Sounds like a party!" she says, sticking her hands in her hoodie pockets. "You both look nice!"

"Oh! Um, thanks!" Mumbo says, while Grian does a little spin, his skirt lifting in the air (not that Pearl can see, standing on the other side of the counter as she is).

"A man asked me out," Grian tells her. "While he thought I was a woman!"

"Well, of course he did! You make a very pretty girl, Grian."

"Yeah, but you have to say that. You're my sister. He called me the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen."

"Awww," Pearl coos. She comes around the counter, pulls a chipped bowl out of the dishwasher (used to dry dishes, not wash them) along with a spoon, which she uses to load some ice cream into the bowl before sticking a spoonful in her mouth.

"What was his name?" she asks around the ice cream, words muffled.

Grian frowns. "I don't remember. He didn't write it in the contact. That isn't important, though—he asked me out!"

"Are you going to go?"

Grian freezes.

Is he going to. . . ?

"Oh no," he says, dread pooling in the pit of his stomach. "I—I didn't even think about that."

"Think about what?" Mumbo asks, scraping his spoon along the side of his bowl.

"I don't want to go on a date," Grian says. Oh, this is dreadful! "I just liked the attention! What do I do, Mumbo? I gave him my number and everything!"

Pearl scoffs. "You gave him your number? You're basically required to go on a date with him. If you give a man your real number, it means you're interested."

"Did you tell him you'd go on a date with him?"

Grian cringes. ". . . Maybe?"

" Grian !"

"I can't help it!" Grian defends. "I love flirting, you know that!"

Mumbo covers his face, bowl abandoned on the counter.

"Grian," Pearl bemoans.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. . . ."

"Well, we'd better hope he's a creep!" Mumbo says loudly, face still buried in his hands. "Because then you don't have to feel bad about ditching the date!"

"Was he nice?" asks Pearl.

Grian shrugs helplessly. "I guess? He tried to give me a drink umbrella."

"Oh. So, very drunk."

"No, I think he just wanted me to have one."

"Goodness, Grian. You've got yourself in a bit of a situation," Mumbo says, finally emerging from his hands. He looks into his bowl, frowns at the lack of ice cream.

"Maybe he'll forget about it?" Grian suggests, but his heart isn't really in it.

He doesn't have much hope. Not with the way the man had talked to him. No, he's probably just set himself up for a month of progressively creepier and more disgusting texts until he blocks the man and files a 'do not contact' directive with the school.

Assuming this man is a student.

What if he's, like, an old man? 

Like, thirty?

Okay. This is too much.

Hopefully, he just doesn't text. Then Grian won't have to worry about it. Which won't happen, but he can dream.

"We can talk more about it tomorrow, all right?" Mumbo says, placing his bowl in the sink. "It's getting late. And G, you should probably put your, er, appendages away."

"My bosom?" Grian says, raising an eyebrow.

"His tittie-tatties?" Pearl suggests.

"My breastily breasting boobs?"

"His badonka donk—"

"Please just get them off the counter."

Chapter Text

For Scar, every day is a beautiful day.

Not that every day goes perfectly. In fact, Scar hasn't ever had a perfect day in his life. But he makes a point of seeking out something beautiful each day, and that beautiful thing usually casts a lovely glow over the entire day.

Today, that beautiful thing is the angel.

Scar floats through all three of his classes, not trying to keep the dopey smile off his face. Even the boring two hours of business administration can't dampen his spirits.

She's just . . . beautiful.

He's spent all day trying to spot her on campus to no avail, craning his neck to sift through the hundreds of students passing across campus to get to and from classes, meals, and studies, yet none of them are a perfect spot of golden sunlight that illuminates the world around her.

Ren had advised not to text her right away. He has to play like he isn't entirely interested yet, like something else might grab his attention at any time (even though that would never happen). He has to make her want him.

Cub had rolled his eyes, and grumbled something about them being idiots, and then he'd reached down off his bed (stretching his entire body to the floor) to snag a piece of Ren's Christmas candy.

He can't text her, but he can't stop thinking about her.

She'd smiled at him. By Jellie, she'd smiled! She had let her gaze fall upon him, and she had smiled—just enough that her lips had parted, their pink glimmer seeming almost wet in the dim light of the bar—and a glorious laugh had issued from between them, and just remembering the laugh makes Scar feel weak in the knees.

"I'm in love," Scar sighs.

"Thanks," Scott says, looking quite proud of himself. "We put a decent bit of effort into these plans."

Right.

Letting his mind wander back to the definition of gorgeous is something that Scar's been doing all day, no matter the situation.

Sitting through a student council meeting is no exception.

As treasurer, Scar is expected to attend every single student council meeting to make sure whatever plans they make stay within budget. They meet in a council room in the basement of the Mycelium Building, down a flight of stairs and a long hallway with no elevator in sight. Quite honestly, it's a lawsuit just waiting to happen—Joe has said so several times, seeing as practically every meeting he has to help Scar down and back up the stairs.

Joe is, however, a philosophy major, so Scar isn't sure where he's getting all this lawsuit knowledge.

The room itself is rather spacy (if with a cramped ceiling), several long tables pushed into a square outline to make room for all the representatives on the student council. As the treasurer, Scar is seated at what he likes to think of as the main table, with Xisuma (president) on one side and Joe (calligrapher) on the other.

"Do you have a cost estimate, Scott?" Cleo asks, giving Scar a pointed look.

Oh, right. He's supposed to ask the money questions.

Scott frowns. "Well, we're still in the planning stages, but I think there wouldn't be too many big things. The most important would be pride decorations and plenty of snacks."

Scar clicks his tongue. "Those snacks," he says, shaking his head sadly. "They eat away at the budget like nobody's business."

"We have plenty of snack money," says Xisuma. "Ignore him."

"So," Impulse says, setting down his phone. "We're looking at a week of activities. Do you think they should all have set times, or should some be, like, all-day events?"

"They aren't all very active things," Scott says. "Like, for Monday we were thinking to just hand out pins and baby flags between classes. And some of them are already in the schedule—Tuesday is trivia night, so we just wanted to take over and do pride trivia."

"Right, right. And the drag show, Friday night? How much is a drag queen?"

Scott shrugs. "Probably not much."

"Scar, write down that they want at least one drag queen."

Scar picks up his phone, closes out of his notes app (at the top he had written the date and that's it), and opens up Ariana's contact.

Maybe he can find her on Instagram. Surely she goes here, they must have contacts in common.

Oh, but it would be ungentlemanly of him to do such a thing! Stalk his date? Quite the red flag. He can leave such activities to Ren.

He's come up with three ideas for their soon-to-occur date. The first is simple: moonlight picnic in the branches of a giant oak tree at the base of a mountain, the owls singing in harmony the song of their love. Easy to execute, he just has to train the owls and find the location.

His second idea was water-skiing at Niagara, followed by an evening of skydiving. Incredibly tempting, but Scar's own body might put some limits on it.

And thirdly, they could go to that old cafe on the other side of town and chat over lunch.

Now, Scar is particularly partial to the first idea, but really it's up to her. He'll drop all of them if she has a different suggestion.

"Scar, could you mark that down, too?"

Scar nods absently, taps at his phone a couple of times.

"And they wanted me to remind you of the Valentine's Day dance next month," Scott adds. "We're planning on using a lot of the decorations from last year, but there are a couple of things we ordered—a banner, stuff like that—and we're making posters. It should be within the activities budget, but I'll send the receipts to you, Scar."

Scar nods again, brain whirring. Valentine's Day dance? If everything goes well, he could be taking his new girlfriend!

Scar doesn't usually attend the dances—and when he does, it isn't for very long, just a bit of time to enjoy the free snacks and laugh with his friends—but he will dance with the most beautiful creation on this earth if it kills him. He'll do it, no matter what it takes! He wants it to be perfect for her.

Scar really doesn't pay any attention to the rest of the meeting. He vaguely registers Gem saying something about clubs, and he maybe hears words from Impulse about office hours, but for the most part, his mind is on far more important matters.

He wants to romance her.

He doesn't just want to go on some dates. He doesn't want to just pay for the meal and struggle for conversation topics while she picks at her food.

He wants to make her feel like the most special woman in all the world.

He wants to shower her in praise and affection and listen intently to every single word she's saying, so that years down the line, when they're married and have three kids, he can take her out to get ice cream and order hers as rocky road, chocolate syrup, and she would say how did you know I love chocolate syrup? I never order it because of all the sugar , and he would say you told me on our second date, and every word you say to me is more important than anything else in the world so of course I remembered , and—

"Scar, are you even listening to me?"

Scar jolts; Impulse is standing beside him, one eyebrow raised.

Everyone is in the process of getting up, swinging backpacks on, so Scar picks up his cane and pushes himself up, one hand on the table. Impulse grabs his arm to steady him, then picks up Scar's backpack for him (he must notice how badly his legs are shaking) and helps him stick his arms through it.

"You doing all right? You're leaning pretty heavy on your cane," Impulse comments, going before him to hold the door.

"Oh, fine, fine, don't worry about me," Scar waves him off. "Still adjusting to the class schedule and all that."

"Right." Impulse doesn't exactly lose the concerned expression, especially as Scar takes the long hallway a bit slower than usual, but he doesn't ask again. "Well, I was saying to you in there—we missed you at the math study group today! You planning on coming back?"

Oh, the math study group! It's probably the only way Scar passed his math class last semester. Without the help of Impulse and Mumbo, he probably would be taking Statistics of Marketing again.

But now that he's passed that class, he's not sure why he would need to go back to the study group.

He shrugs, pauses as they reach the stairs. "As much as I would truly love to, I'm not in a math class this semester! So you'll have to find some way to go on without me."

Impulse gives him a weird look. "You aren't?"

"Nope!"

"Because I could swear that I sat next to you in Trig today."

"Well, of course! But that isn't a math class."

Impulse stares at him. "That . . . that is definitely a math class."

No.

Wait.

No.

"You know, I was starting to wonder," Scar says slowly. "There was a suspicious amount of numbers in the homework. You're sure?"

"What kind of class did you think it was?"

Scar doesn't deign that with a response. Instead, he takes Impulse's proffered arm and leans on him all the way up the staircase, taking it one step at a time.

When they reach the top, Scar lowers himself onto one of the uncomfortable benches in the open hall of the entrance to the Mycelium Building. There, he lays his cane to the side, shrugs off his backpack.

"When does the group meet again?" Scar asks, as casually as he can manage. Not because he needs the help. He can handle trigonometry (whatever that is) with ease. He just wants to know the times, in case he can offer his expertise to anyone.

Impulse chuckles. "Mondays and Tuesdays, three to five pm in that lounge room in Peri. Remember how to get there?"

"Oh, of course, of course," Scar tells him, subtly adding the study group as a recurring event in his phone’s calendar. Maybe he'll show up a few times. Just for the fun of it.

"Sure. Anything I can do for you, bud?"

Scar shakes his head. "That's all, folks! I'm planning to just do some homework. Thanks, Impulse!"

Impulse raises an eyebrow. "You don't want to sit at a table?"

"Oh, no, no, I'm fine! I'll see you around."

Scar slips his laptop out of his bag and flips it open, logging in with the press of a couple of keys. After a moment, Impulse claps him on the shoulder and heads out.

Scar immediately closes his laptop again, then opens a new message with his most recently added contact.

He's waited almost an entire day, surely that's long enough!

Hello there, this is the man from last night. I was wondering when a guy like me could secure a date with an angel like you 😎

Oh.

Oh no.

Grian had hoped beyond hope that the man wouldn't remember him, but clearly he hadn’t been drunk enough for something like that to occur.

He can't ask Mumbo, Mumbo's at his robotics club for the next hour. Pearl's at work, so she won't even have her phone on her. Nobody else is aware of the situation—and very few others even know that Grian does drag.

And what's worse is that, unthinkingly, he had opened the message. The man knows that he saw it so he has to act fast.

Grian swipes out of the messaging app and into Snapchat, quickly scrolling through his friends that he keeps streaks with.

Martyn doesn't know he does drag. Jimmy is a definite no. Joel would only be confused.

Scott. Scott could work. And Scott already knows he does drag!

Me: scott help

Me: [screenshot]

Me: what do i do

Scott: what is even happening here

Me: long story

Me: this guy thought i was girl for real and he asked for my number

Me: so i gave it to him

Scott: GRIAN

Me: i know, i know, mumbo and pearl already put me through this

Me: but now he wants to take me on a date and idk what to do

Scott: ok the obvious answer is ghost him

Me: right right

Scott: or……

Me: or?

Scott: how much fun do you want to have with this?

Me: don't tell me

Scott: all I'm saying is

Scott: you make a beautiful girl

Me: youre gay

Scott: he could be loaded…

Scott: sugar baby

Me: no

Scott: understandable have a nice day

Scott: but like if you want to try going on a date with him

Scott: just to see how expensive of a place he'll take you 👀👀

Me: yk cheesecake factory has been calling my name

Scott: I was thinking of something fancier but follow your dreams, Grian

Scott: and then after you get your expensive dinner, tell him you aren't interested in a second date and go home!

Scott: and you can have someone on call the entire time to bail you out

Me: but wouldn't it be weird

Me: going out in drag? like in public?

Scott: you literally already do that

Me: no i dont

Scott: what do you call a DRAG SHOW, GRIAN

Me: that isnt in public

Scott: just text the man that you'll go on a date with him ok

Grian sets his phone down on the kitchen counter and sighs, even as Scott's little blue-haired bitmoji still has a thought bubble. All this could have been avoided if he had just not given the man his number. Or, better yet, he could have just not gone to the bar and neatly circumvented this altogether.

But Scott's right. He could get free food from this.

And—well, really. Where’s the harm in utilizing his resources?

sure how abt cheesecake factory?

Scar's heart skips at least four beats.

Probably not a very healthy activity for hearts.

She texted him back.

Sure, five hours later, now that Scar's in his apartment, once again splayed out dramatically on the floor of Cub's bedroom while not doing his homework. Cub has been ignoring him, tapping away at his computer, as if whatever assignment he's working on is more important than Scar's woes.

Not that he has any woes anymore. In fact, he's entirely bereft of woes, which will surely cause problems in the woe economy, going from an overload of them to precisely zero in such a short amount of time.

Right in the middle of his wallowing, too.

“You look happy,” Cub observes idly. “Did you just remember how excited you are to do the dishes?”

“Cub, I am one hundred percent certain that it is your turn to wash the dishes,” Scar informs him, reading the text again, the words slightly distorted by his cracked screen.

Such beautiful words. Cheesecake factory. . . .

“You haven't washed the dishes since October,” Cub says. “It's definitely your turn.”

“I washed the dishes just—just recently!” protests Scar, setting his phone down. “I remember! I was looking at the dishes, and I said, ‘wow, it sure would be nice if these dishes were washed’, and then I washed them!”

“Wrong. Ren washed them. You were lying on the floor of my room.”

“That's very kind of your imagined Ren, but I would never shirk from responsibility by lying on the floor of your room,” Scar says solemnly, closing his laptop and the homework prompt displayed on the screen. “Now, I have very important matters to plan! A certain gorgeous someone just texted me about a date, and I have to make sure it goes perfectly. I will be busy for the next three-to-five business days.”

“Can I email you?” Cub deadpans.

“Only between the hours of twelve and two on Wednesdays and Thursdays.”

“Dang. I have class at those times. Guess I won't be able to help you with your important matters.”

Which is how, somehow, Scar finds himself washing the dishes.

He doesn't mind too much, honestly. Cub had moved their singular (and very creaky) barstool over, emptied the dish drainer, started the water running, and put a soapy sponge in Scar's hand. It's really the getting-started part that bothers him, anyway. Now he can peacefully use his hands while thinking of how exactly he can woo Ariana at the Cheesecake Factory.

It doesn't really fit in with his plans, but maybe stargazing from the moon is a bit of a second date activity. This way, they can have a bit of casual conversation over some delicious decently-priced food!

First, he picks her up. A lady should never have to pay for gas. He's wearing something nice, but casual. A button-up with brown slacks, but the top two buttons are down. She's wearing that jaw-dropping outfit she had on when they met, maybe a white hoodie over it (he doesn’t want her getting cold!). She gets in the car and Scar's already got some smooth jazz playing—music that eases nerves, doesn't require attentive listening to enjoy. Michael Higgins, maybe.

He tells her that she can adjust the heat, if needed—it's already set on seventy-seven, of course, Scar's lucky number, and bringing the car to a nice warm temperature by the time she's there. She doesn't adjust the heat. It's exactly as warm as she likes it.

Then they talk, just basic pleasantries— how has your day been, do you like the snow, did you know that I haven't stopped thinking about you since we met— and in time, they come to the restaurant, without any missed turns because Scar's driven it five times already to make sure he knows where it is without having to use a navigation app.

He's called ahead to reserve a table, so as soon as they walk in a waiter with a funny mustache ushers them to the perfect table. It's in a corner, unobtrusive, unobservable, and in the thin vase on the table is a flower. Scar pulls out a chair for her, then sits opposite, and he orders them each a Strawberry Blossom to drink (he isn't really sure what that is, but while Cub was emptying the dishwasher he had skimmed the Cheesecake Factory's drinks menu and that had reminded him of Ariana, so he had resolved to drink it). She laughs and says that he shouldn't, it's so expensive, and Scar tells her to not worry about it, and to order anything she likes because he'll be paying.

They look at the menu and Scar picks something normal and she picks something wonderful with barely any time for awkward silence, and by the time the waiter returns with their Strawberry Blossoms, they're both ready to order.

They order, then they talk.

They talk, and it's the most insightful, deep, symbolic conversation ever had, and neither of them even notice that their food is late because they're so caught up in enamoring conversation that it doesn't matter.

Nothing matters. Nothing but the angel.

When their food finally does come, it's delicious. They eat and they talk and she whispers something about not being able to live without Scar, and Scar feels so incredibly honored that he highly considers getting down on one knee right then and there, but he'll refrain until the third date.

Then they'll leave the restaurant and Scar will drive her home, and he'll walk her up to the doorstep in the lightly falling snow, and she'll turn around with her sparkling pink lips turned up in a soft smile and tell him that she'll see him again, soon, and Scar will not swoon, but he'll gently take her chin between his thumb and the knuckle of his forefinger and (after waiting for the tiniest nod of a go-ahead signal) kiss her.

That's where he stops his imagination, because whatever he dreams up of how kissing Ariana must feel, he knows it can't come anywhere close to the actual thing. He doesn’t want to build up any expectations, he wants to be utterly blown away!

There are some other things he needs to flesh out, though.

“Cub,” he calls over his shoulder.

Nothing.

“Cub, it's an emergency!”

After a long moment, he hears a door open, then Cub comes wandering down the hallway, pencil and phone in hand.

“Hm?”

“Have you ever been to Cheesecake Factory?”

Cub rolls his eyes. “That's an emergency?”

“Yes,” Scar says seriously. “What else?”

“I don't know, I thought you might have fallen or something.”

“I do not fall.”

“You fell last week.”

Scar sniffs. “Not true. I wanted to be on the floor.”

“Really?” Cub asks, crossing his arms. “Really, Scar?”

All right, so maybe he did fall. And maybe he had to walk with his crutches for the rest of that day.

Not that he's going to admit it.

“Cheesecake Factory, Cub. Focus.”

“Nope. Never been.”

“Not even with Doordash?”

Cub shakes his head. “I never accepted orders from across town. Only the places close.”

Scar frowns. “Well, do you happen to know if they put flowers on the tables?”

“Why on earth would I know that?” Cub asks, giving him a blank stare.

Okay. He'll just have to make sure there are flowers.

This is going to be a perfect date. He'll make sure of everything.

Of course! Can I pick you up tomorrow at around 4:30?

Grian bites his lip. Right, that's a yikes. He is not getting in a car with a potential creep. Especially not when it's snowing outside.

And tomorrow is, what, Wednesday? He has a class at four. Maybe Friday?

would friday work?

He can't believe he's actually going on a date with this man. He doesn't even know his name. Not to mention, he'll be girlmoding the whole thing. He hasn't done anything more than a drag show in a long time. The last time he went out in public as Ariana was last June, when Mumbo was embarrassed about going to a pride parade alone and Grian wanted to see if he could get any drag gigs.

Being a girl for a drink at the bar is one thing. Being a girl for an entire dinner date is another.

Perfect! Where can I pick you up?

i'll just meet you there

Grian and Pearl share a car, but hopefully she doesn't need it Friday night. And Mumbo technically shares the car with them, but Mumbo never needs to go anywhere that isn't Walmart and he loves biking places, so he should be fine.

And if all else fails, he can just ask someone to give him a ride. Scott has a car, after all.

Me: hey hypothetical question but if i needed a ride to cheesecake factory at 4:30 on friday would you be available

Scott: last I knew you have a car

Me: but what if pearl needs it

Scott: I'm sorry, but did you check with me before your own car???

Scott: also, are you doing what I think you're doing?

Me: going on a date with a potentially very creepy man? yes

Scott: slay get that bag hon

Scott: anyways I'm busy on friday. I also happen to have a date

Scott: but not with a rich old man

Me: ok i'll check with pearl then

Scott: send me selfies from the date tho!

Scott: I know you'll be super cute

Grian swipes out of Snapchat, looks back at his laptop, where he's supposed to be studying for his Data Visualization class.

He's really not great with numbers. He thinks Mumbo mentioned something about a math study group; he should see when that is. He doesn't think that Data Visualization is technically a math class, but there are numbers involved and his head just can't keep them straight, so it would be nice to have someone help him through it. Someone who isn't Mumbo, because as much as Grian loves the man, he cannot understand anything math-related that Mumbo explains. He blames the mustache.

His phone buzzes twice in a text message notification (Snapchat is two short buzzes, texts are two long buzzes, emails are one long buzz, social media notifications are one short buzz) and Grian checks it, idly tracing circles on his laptop's trackpad.

Are you sure? I don't want you driving in the snow!

Okay. Hopefully that's legitimate concern, and not a creep trying to get Grian alone in a car with him.

i'm good haha i know how to drive

Oh, of course! I didn't mean to imply thay you don't! See you there at 4:45 on friday then!

His last class of the day on Friday ends at two, so that should be enough time to get back to his apartment, become Ariana, and drive to the Cheesecake Factory. Pearl probably won't need the car. She’s usually in class at that time, right?

He texts her right then, just in case. Then he really has to study, because he has Data Visualization tomorrow and he's trying not to fail this class before the semester properly begins.

But as he stares at the numbers on the homework, all he can think about is what the date's going to be like.

His memories of what the man looked like are foggy, influenced by the dim bar lighting and the alcohol. He remembers the scar on his face, of course, and he thinks his hair was brown. He doesn't remember any facial hair, but he could be wrong. The man was kind of tall—taller than Grian, at least, though that's not hard to be. Definitely not as tall as Mumbo, and probably not as tall as Timmy, but taller than Joel or Lizzie.

And he'd walked with a cane—a fancy one, made of wood with a gold handle. People don't just wander around with canes. He has to be rich, right?

Grian should find a steakhouse for their next date.

Not that there will be a second date! There will only be the one, and then a texted rejection, and then everything will be fine and Grian will have gotten a nice meal out of it.

The wording of that thought makes him giggle. It sounds like he's a vampire. He only agreed to this date because he could smell this man's blood when they met, and he knew it would be delicious.

What blood types are the most delicious?

O Positive is the most common, he thinks. O Positive is the universal receiver, right? Or is it the universal giver?

A key turns in the lock and Grian blinks, finding that his computer screen has fallen asleep. He taps the trackpad, looks up.

Mumbo's entering the flat, shucking off his scarf and gloves, hanging his coat nicely on the hook by the door (ignoring Grian's dripping coat on the floor) and placing his gloves and hat on the tiny counter/shelf by the door (ignoring Grian's, which are taking up the other three hooks on the hook board).

“Mumbo, which blood tastes the best?” Grian asks. “You know, since you're a vampire.”

Mumbo sighs. “G, just because I'm allergic to the sun doesn't mean I'm a vampire.”

“Nocturnal,” Grian says loudly, beginning to count on his fingers (this is an argument they've had many a time, and Grian always wins). “Sharp teeth. I've never seen you eat garlic bread. Vulnerable to wooden stakes through the heart. Vulnerable to silver bullets.”

“Everybody's vulnerable—”

“Black hair. You literally own a cape. You love weird old things. You love counting.”

“That—math is not a vampire thing,” Mumbo sputters.

“It literally is,” Grian insists. “You know, like the Count from Sesame Street?”

“Right,” Mumbo says, rubbing his eyes with the heels of his palms. “Sure. Right. I'm a vampire. A Negative tastes the best.”

Grian nods, satisfied. He knew it.

Not that he intends to drink this man's blood. He really just intends to go to a decent restaurant and not have to pay for the food.

“Oh yeah,” he says, remembering the matter at hand. “So, I agreed to go on a date with the guy from the bar. Could you be ready to call me if it goes sideways?”

Mumbo grimaces, but nods, bending over to unlace his boots and set them in the plastic tray by the door. “I suppose. Really, though, mate, you shouldn't be going on dates that you don't feel good about.”

“Mumbo Jumbolio, say that to me again,” Grian says, raising an eyebrow. “Who was it who went on dates—”

“Right, but that's dif—”

“—mustache fetishists?”

“Okay, but, in my defense—”

“Three separate times, Mumbo!”

“None of them were on purpose,” Mumbo argues, stepping into the kitchen to Grian’s left. “I thought they were just jealous of my mustache!”

“It took me five minutes of stalking to find their likes on twitter. Full of mustaches.”

“I feel like I'm being attacked here,” Mumbo says. “I—all I did was enter my own apartment. Vampire, bad dates—”

“Sounds like a you problem,” Grian tells him, returning to his homework.

Maybe he should give up on this math stuff for now, work on one of his other classes. He has a short paper about housing due for his Urban and Local Politics class and he's only written a page and a half of it.

That one also requires a bit of math work, though.

Goodness. He sure picked a good major for someone who almost failed every single math class in high school.

“If you were a disadvantaged single mother of four looking for a new home, where would you first try?” Grian asks idly, opening up the slideshow and notes from this week's class.

“Not an issue for me,” Mumbo replies, checking the fridge for anything snack-worthy. “I'm a vampire, remember? I inherit big, spooky mansions.”

“Right, but if you weren't. Would you take out loans for a big-enough house, or would you settle for an apartment?”

“What does my job pay?”

“Minimum wage, but you work two jobs.”

Mumbo sucks a breath in between his teeth. “Geez. Probably the apartment. My poor kids. No room to run around.”

“And it would probably be in a bad neighborhood,” Grian muses. “You can't afford anywhere nicer. Even though you have a college degree, there's nobody hiring for your qualifications. So you're just spiraling deeper into debt, and your kids are on free or reduced lunch, and your ex won't pay child support.”

Grian adds a couple of words to his essay. “Do you mind if I quote you on that? As a local mother of four in a tough situation?”

Mumbo shrugs, reaches into the dishwasher for a spoon with which to eat his cup of yogurt (once sitting forgotten on the bottom shelf of the fridge door, and now, with a rather empty fridge and two more days until shopping, one of the few remaining bits of sustenance). “Go for it, dude. Do I get anything for the interview?”

“My gratitude.”

“I was hoping for an Amazon gift card.”

Grian snorts. “I don't have that kind of money. I'm a college student.”

Mumbo stabs his spoon into the yogurt (without peeling off the lid?? It isn't boba, Mumbo, come on) and leaves the kitchen, grabbing his backpack from the sofa. “If you get any extra money on your date, just shoot me some of it, yeah? As a single mother of four.”

Ah, right.

His date.

Hopefully Pearl doesn't need the car.

Chapter Text

Grian pulls into a parking space slowly, peering over the dash to ensure that he doesn't hit the piled-up snow in front of the curb.

Here he is.

The Cheesecake Factory.

He's been doing vocal warm-ups in the car for the entire drive (ten minutes), pitching his voice gradually higher until he feels comfortable in a higher register. Luckily, his voice already isn't the deepest, and he's never found it too difficult to flip up to his Ariana voice.

He'd spent a little too much time picking out his outfit, but he's happy with his choice. One of his classic looks—a magenta skirt that stops about three inches above his knees, almost pencil-thin, which works well to accentuate hips that he doesn't really have. He's matched it with a lacy white crop top, a pale pink cardigan halfway buttoned up over it to protect his bare stomach from the cold. His winter coat is his normal black one, but he thinks it could pass as a girl's coat, so he decides to wear it inside instead of leaving it in the car (and that way, if he gets cold during the date, he won't have to borrow the man's jacket or anything grossly romantic like that).

Grian checks his make-up one last time in the rearview mirror. It looks good, subtle in a non-subtle way. A typical face of make-up, a dab of light lipstick, some autumn-toned eyeshadow (which compliments his skin and eyes) and a bit of mascara. Nothing too special, the biggest flair being a bit of glitter here and there.

There's a bit of a spot where he hasn't quite blended it right, where it leads to his neck. He clicks his tongue, reaches into his little purse for his beauty blender.

He dabs at his chin, fixing the lacking spot, then closely examines his skin for any other irregularities in his make-up. Too much glitter here, perhaps? Uneven mascara? Or—

He's procrastinating.

Right.

This doesn't have to be a long date. An hour. Long enough that he can get his food, eat some of it, and bring the rest home in a take-out box.

Besides, this man won't notice if his make-up isn't quite right. After all, he's oblivious enough that he didn't realize Grian wasn't a girl.

So Grian does one more vocal warm-up, just a quick sentence in his girl voice, and pushes the car door open with the toe of his sneaker, hopping out onto the asphalt.

Pearl has been trying to convince him to let her get the car jacked up, but if they did that he would have to jump to get out of the car, and it's a 2004 silver Ford Focus and that would just look ridiculous. He isn’t strong enough to defend such an ugly car, and he isn’t tall enough to get into and out of it.

He slips his purse onto his shoulder (after, of course, stowing away his phone and his beauty blender and his keys) and clicks the lock button on the inside of the door before pushing it shut.

He can go on a date, for goodness’ sake. He's going to be fine.

And if all goes poorly, Mumbo's going to fake an emergency.

Grian picks his way around the snow, grimacing as he can already feel his converse soak through. He hates wet socks. Does anybody like wet socks? Probably weird people. The kind of people that Mumbo goes on dates with.

Should he wait outside?

Grian looks around at the cars, none of which look quite like what he's imagining. In his mind, he sees the man pull up in a Ferrari, or a Tesla, or something fancy to match his gold-tipped cane. Everything here is pretty average, with the most expensive being some sort of Volkswagen thing.

Then, as he's waiting, a car pulls in.

It isn't anything that he expected. It's a station wagon, older than Grian, some of the brownish-red paint on the sides peeling. The windshield is cracked, a long line along the bottom, sending a distortion through the little parrot plushie sitting on the dash.

The license plate is bent, and as Grian watches this car pull in a little too fast and the tires hit the curb, he can guess why.

The driver doesn't bother with backing up and trying again. He parks it there, and Grian almost can't bear to look.

That can't be him.

That can't be.

But the door opens, and in a maneuver that almost cracks the windshield even more, the driver pulls a cane out over the shoulder of the passenger seat, familiarly gold-tipped and used to push open the door a bit further.

“Sorry I'm late!”

The man scrambles out of the car, tugging soft leather gloves off his hands and stuffing them into the pocket of his brown leather jacket. “I had to make a stop—took longer than I expected—how are you?”

He looks pretty much the way Grian remembers. His brown hair is just the tiniest bit long—it still looks fine, but it's meant to be shaved short on the sides, he thinks, and it’s started to outgrow that sheared state. The same brown scar trails down the side of his face, but that doesn't stop his face from stretching in a wide smile, teeth even and almost sparkling.

He's good-looking, at least. Grian isn't going on a date with someone who looks like they just crawled out of the ocean and was instantly bit by a zombie.

Honestly, though, the date with that one sea-monster-from-the-dead-looking man wasn't his worst date ever.

The man hurries forward, his cane almost slipping on a patch of ice, and halts just before he reaches Grian, slightly out of breath, one side of the collar of his leather jacket tucked in.

The man doesn't notice his errant clothing, just stares at Grian, mouth slightly open and green eyes wide.

“Hi,” the man breathes. “I—well—um . . . should—go in?”

Oh, this man is absolutely enamored.

Grian will be able to order anything he wants.

The man insists that Grian go first, so Grian starts down the sidewalk toward the restaurant, checking behind himself to make sure that the man's cane doesn't slip again.

The man, of course, hurries ahead right as they come to the restaurant and pulls open the door before Grian can even reach for it, and he flashes another toothy smile as he nods his head for Grian to pass.

Grian steps in and moves to the side, pretending to check his phone while he waits for the man to figure out their seating. He isn't going to give any impression that he's willing to pay.

Soon enough, a waiter leads them to a small booth, tucked away near the back of the dining room.

Great, they aren't sitting in public view? He was hoping to be more visible to the other diners, deterring this man from any unwanted displays of affection.

He sits reluctantly, on the end of the booth seat closer to the door, leaving no room for his date to sit beside him. He isn't taking chances with this one.

Luckily, his date doesn't try to squeeze in next to him, settling down (slowly) in the seat opposite. The waiter leading them sets down two menus, then steps back with a cheeky grin.

“Can I get you two anything to drink?” he asks, and Grian's date practically bounces up in his seat.

“Two Strawberry Blossoms,” he says, clearly quite excited.

And that—

Nope!

No, that's alcohol, that's got to be alcohol. Grian is underage, he can't get carded right now.

He hadn't even thought to bring his fake ID. They were going to the Cheesecake Factory, for goodness’ sake!

Not only that, but both his real and his fake have his face and name. It would entirely blow his cover to have to pull out his ID.

“Just—just pepsi, please,” Grian says before the waiter can ask for his ID.

“But—”

“Pepsi,” Grian says firmly, ignoring his date's protests.

The waiter nods, and when he reaches out for the other man's ID, the man shrugs morosely, looking quite like Grian had just confessed to being a drag queen.

He needs to stop thinking about blowing his cover if he doesn't want to actually blow his cover.

“I'll just have ginger ale, I guess,” the man says dramatically, valiantly going for a smile through his clear disappointment. His shoulders are hunched, his face the picture of weary-but-I-shall-do-it, his eyes somehow still sparkling through the hair that has drooped into his face.

Grian stares.

How can this man exude the same energy as six different cartoon characters combined? How can this man be the Voltron of over-expressive cartoons?

Why is he on a date with Voltron?

“I just want to be sober,” he finds himself explaining, even though he doesn't owe Voltron an explanation. “With driving in this weather, you know?”

The man perks up, reanimated by the simple sentence, even his hair seeming revitalized. “That makes sense!” he declares. He pushes Grian's menu toward him, fingers tapping on the plastic. “Is there anything—oh, wait, almost forgot!”

He unzips his jacket all the way. There’s a pocket on the inside of his jacket, and from it, the man pulls out an entire vase.

It’s thin, and red, and there’s a handful of multi-colored wildflowers stuck in it, and Grian can’t help but stare.

“How—how did that fit—?”

The man doesn’t answer, just places the vase between them with an odd flick of his wrist, then beams at Grian.

“Flowers!” he says, as if that explains and makes up for the absolutely insane act of pulling a whole vase of flowers out of your jacket.

Grian’s got to give him points for creativity.

“I was hoping they’d have pink and white,” the man says with a shrug, “but it is January, so I suppose I can’t expect the flowers to have much variety. But I think red and purple are just as nice—sunset colors, you know?”

“Mhm,” Grian answers absently (even though those are not, actually, sunset colors), his eyes darting from the vase to his date’s jacket. There’s no way. That had to have been some sleight of hand, or something.

He dated a magician in high school. Grian had been highly impressed by the tricks he performed, until they went on a date to the city-level robotics championship (to support Mumbo, of course) and Mumbo had been so distracted watching his magic tricks that he nearly lost the points that carried his team to the win. The next day, he awkwardly informed Grian that the magic his boyfriend was performing was actually a weird cover for ulterior motives, and that one trick that involved him dropping his phone and picking it back up to find the chosen playing card inside his phone case was part of an elaborate ruse to take pictures of Grian’s feet.

Maybe Mumbo wasn’t the only one serial-dating fetishists.

“I . . . they reminded me of you,” the man says, something bashful in his face as he sneaks glances at Grian over the top of his unfolded menu. “So I grabbed them. That’s why I was late.”

That’s. . . .

That’s actually very sweet.

When Grian doesn’t respond, the man clears his throat. “So. Um. Is there an appetizer you’d like?”

Grian flips open his menu, resolutely ignoring the flowers between them. He can’t find anything about this man sweet, or cute, or anything. He is the enemy. Grian’s just here for the free food.

“Er, the spinach dip?” Grian suggests, picking the first thing he sees. Spinach dip is always delicious (even if it hurts his stomach something awful every time he eats it).

“Perfect!” the man grins at him, and it’s quite a nice grin. It’s big, and lopsided, and his lips crack just the slightest bit to show his teeth.

Grian almost smiles back.

He doesn’t, but it’s close.

Grian’s been to the Cheesecake Factory twice in his life—once as a middle-schooler for his birthday (after he had won a coupon), and then again with Mumbo back when they were sixteen and they both scored jobs at Texas Roadhouse, as a treat with their first ever paychecks. He’s wanted to go back ever since, fascinated by the expansive menu. His first time, he’d gotten some boring pasta or something. With Mumbo, he’d tried the cheeseburger spring rolls. This time around, he knows exactly what he wants.

The Macaroni and Cheese Burger.

His mouth is watering just thinking about it. It sounds horrendous. It sounds beautiful. It sounds like everything he needs to make this date well worth his time.

“So! Do you live on campus?”

Grian’s eyes dart up—his date has set down his menu, fingers steepled before him, waiting for Grian to answer.

A simple, basic, getting-to-know-you question.

He can do that.

He can do this. He has to keep his eyes on the prize. Macaroni and Cheese Burger. He’s playing Ariana because it gives him the chance to taste his dreams.

How on earth does small talk work?

Two days later finds Grian back at the Aquetown bar, a blue drink set in front of him at the booth where he'd decided to sit.

He's not here as Ariana, this time. He's done with creeps for the night.

He'd worked a show at one of his normal venues. He wasn't the main feature of the show—he works with a group of five other guys, and there's generally three or four of them together at one show. Grian's pulled his own show several times, of course, even though he hasn't got near as much experience under his belt as some of his fellow performers—though, that may be part of the draw. Grian usually plays Ariana as a young, relatively innocent pop star, and there are plenty who find that desirable.

That does, unfortunately, bring in some . . . less than savory characters. Grian can usually shrug it off, worm his way out of uncomfortable situations, but tonight hadn't been a good crowd at all.

He'd left as soon as he had finished, exchanging grimaces with the two others that had performed, not even taking the time to change more than throwing on a set of sweats over his Ariana getup. In the car, he'd unclipped his hair extensions, and he wiped off the lipstick with a napkin once he sat down in the bar, but he really just looks a mess. His base makeup and eyes are still done, a bit of blush highlighting his cheekbones, and there’s still glitter in his hair, and—

Grian frowns at his own reflection in the dark screen of his phone. His dangly earrings. He unscrews those and shoves them in his sweatpants pocket, surely losing the back of at least one of them.

He really does love dressing up as Ariana. Drag is one of his passions! There are just are some nights where he can’t stand to be in it a second longer.

His hoodie is baggy enough to hide his cleavage, luckily. And the white tennis shoes he'd worn on stage are innocuous enough to not be out of the ordinary.

Stressful night, he texts Mumbo. Stopped for a bite .

As if on cue, his food arrives: nothing fancy, just some chicken fingers and fries. He starts on them, too tired to worry about washing his hands of the sweat and glitter left on them from the show.

Despite the night, his thoughts are elsewhere.

Namely, on the date with the man.

He had never figured out the man's name, because he had been so stupidly polite that he barely talked about himself. He just listened to Grian, eyes fixed on him, occasionally making an excited comment, utterly enraptured in whatever few stories Grian felt safe telling.

And when he had talked, it hadn't been bragging. It hadn't been overplayed boasts, or clearly false stories.

It had been a surprisingly informative discussion about what an Imagineer was (which was the man's dream job).

Which . . . that was kind of cute. Come on, who didn't secretly dream about finding a man who was attractive but hadn't lost his sense of whimsy? A man who loved cartoons and would sing in the car at the top of his lungs? A man who elected not to talk about himself in place of weaving an interesting and factual tale about the Disney parks?

It was nice. It was nice, for once, to have a guy that was actually nice.

Of course, Grian had ghosted him. There was no such thing as a man that perfect. And even if there was, there's no way such a man would be interested in him. Even if the man's intentions seemed perfectly genuine and chivalrous, at the end of the day he'd been on a date with Ariana, not Grian. He liked Ariana. He wouldn't have given the time of day to Grian.

He feels maybe a little bit gloomy, then. Not really, because he isn't actually into this nameless man, but it had been fun and now he probably won't ever go to the Cheesecake Factory again. Or anywhere else expensive.

Such depressing thoughts, combined with the mediocre bar food, keep him distracted enough that he doesn't notice the shadow of a person approaching him.

“Hey, fag!”

Grian winces, pushes his still-sweaty bangs out of his eyes and looks up.

The man before him is an older guy, his hair graying, his once-handsome face now a bit weathered, laugh lines carved around his eyes. He isn't laughing, his face twisted in a sneer.

There's another man behind him, a bit shabbier than this one, but just as condescending.

“Leave the dress-up to the girls,” the first says, and Grian should have just skipped grabbing dinner and gone home. Going out for food is one of his favorite comforts, but it isn't worth this.

“Or do you think you're a girl?” The man leers. “Tranny.”

Grian stares at them.

Just a level, tired stare, praying that the men will get bored with the non-reaction and leave.

He's way too tired to deal with this. And he needs to take off all his make-up when he gets home, still, which is probably the worst part of all of this. There’s so much he needs to do before he gets into bed.

He isn't hurt. He isn't even really offended. He's just so tired, and everything feels just a little too overwhelming, and he isn't too surprised when his itchy eyes start to burn with tears.

“Even his drink is girly,” the second man says, picking up whatever blue thing it was that he'd ordered. He swirls it a little, then spits in it.

A tear slips from his eyes, as frustrating as it is.

One of them touches his hair, pulls at it a little bit, and Grian just knows he's saying something about its length, and it isn’t that long, really, he’s been meaning to get a haircut but this works so much better with the extensions and why can’t they leave—

“Hey! What's going on, here?”

The two men step away quickly, and Grian hurries to rub his napkin over his face (which he'd avoided, not wanting to use the cheap napkin on his skin), scrubbing off as much make-up as possible while drying his tears.

He knows that voice.

He knows that voice, and he is keeping his face covered as much as possible.

A tall, rakishly handsome man with a scar trailing down his face stands before the men, leaning heavily on a gold-tipped cane, looking oddly intimidating in his green waistcoat and button-up shirt.

Because of course he does. Because Grian’s night can’t get any worse.

It’s the man , the one that asked Ariana out on a date in this very bar, and why didn't Grian think he might be a regular patron here?

“Nothing,” both men say at the same time, but one of them shoots a smirk toward Grian.

The man seems entirely unimpressed. “Sure,” he says. “I think it's time for you two to head out.”

“What? We're just chatting with—”

“You can't do that!”

Grian's former date draws himself up self-importantly. “I happen to know the owner of this establishment,” he declares, “and if you aren't gone in thirty seconds, I will be informing him that you are not welcome back.”

With surprisingly few additional mutinous mutters, both bullies leave, and Grian lets out a breath he hadn't realized he'd been holding.

Great. He can wait a couple minutes, then leave as well. Then he can go home and rant to Mumbo about how terrible the night was while he gets cleaned up. Mumbo will know just what to say.

But the man, curse him, slides into the seat opposite Grian and holds out a hand.

“My name's Scar,” he says, and that can not be true.

Scar? Scar? It has to be a nickname.

Grian coughs into the napkin, unable to restrain his surprise. “For real?”

Grian does not shake his hand, and after a moment, Scar turns it into a smoothing of his hair (which would be cool, if he hadn't held his hand across the table for a solid ten seconds before). 

Scar smiles winningly. “Born and raised! I'm sorry about those guys. If it helps, I'm here every weekend and I've never seen them.”

“Do you really know the owner?”

“Yep! He's one of my mom's friends, consulted me on the interior, all that. I even worked here for a while!”

Grian doesn't pull down the napkin, instead choosing to scrub at his eyes with it. At least his make-up is a decent bit more excessive than it was on the date, though the rhinestones pull off with little jabs of pain as they get caught.

“I like your make-up,” Scar says, in a tone of voice so chipper that Grian isn't sure if he's being honest or lying to try and boost Grian's mood.

He shrugs. “I don't usually wear make-up.”

“You're good at it, though. I don't know the first thing about make-up—I wouldn't be able to tell a foundation from a—well, what's that little screwdriver thing that they use on the eyes?”

Despite himself, Grian snorts. “What? Like—mascara?”

Scar shrugs. “Maybe! But it's just amazing that you can do that. Whatever those other guys said, they're absolutely wrong. And terrible people, if I may be so bold.”

Scar stands again, grimacing as he shifts his weight to his cane. Grian had assumed it was cosmetic, but he definitely needs it for some purpose.

“I'll let you get back to your dinner,” Scar tells him, offering a soft, warm smile. It’s a nice smile, just like it was on the date, genuine and happy and well-meaning. “I ought to head home, anyway. My roommate hates it when I drive after midnight. See you around, I hope!”

With that, he leaves, picking up a backpack from a table a few booths away from Grian, giving a nod to the barista before exiting the building.

No.

Grian lets his face fall to the table.

No, no, no, no, no!

Why is that man so—so nice? So well-intentioned?

Grian's never dated nice guys before. He's dated quite a few bad boys, the kinds with motorcycles and leather jackets and cigarettes. He'd even been a bad boy himself for a few months his senior year of high school, but his sunglasses became eyeliner and his leather jacket became boobs and cute skirts before too long.

And then he'd gone through a phase of only dating bears, but that had never coalesced into anything substantial. He and Mumbo had gone on one date, back in high school, but they were both looking for the same kind of man and that kind of man was not each other. In fact, after that date with Mumbo, Grian had entirely written off the idea of dating nice guys, seeing as Mumbo fell firmly in that category in his mind and he and Mumbo are nowhere near romantically compatible, codependent as they are.

Scar is different, though. Different from every man he's been on dates with. Scar is nice, chivalrous, caring—and that isn't to say Grian's had a ton of bad relationships where his partners weren't those things, but Scar is all those things to everyone. He respects Ariana and her decisions and seems genuinely interested in getting to know her; he protects random men he doesn’t know from harassment and does his best to help them calm down.

He smiles the same way to both of them.

Scar is kind, plain and simple. He's kind, and has a good heart, yet is totally secure in his masculinity. What kind of man can stand up to bullies while wearing a waistcoat, swagger with unreachable confidence around a bar that he doesn't own or work at, then turn around and gush about Disney parks and movies?

After a long moment of contemplating, Grian decides that he isn't attracted to Scar. Not really. He's just . . . the man is odd, is all, and he wants to know more!

So he stands, chicken and fries forgotten, and heads up to the bar.

The woman tending the bar raises a brow, flicking her blond hair behind her shoulder. “Need another?”

Grian hops onto a barstool, his toes barely touching the ground. “No, I have a question.”

He looks back toward the door, back toward where Scar had just exited.

“That man,” he asks slowly. “Scar. Do you know him?”

“Oh, yeah. He used to work here. We exercise together, sometimes.”

Grian leans forward. “What's he like?”

The smile on the woman's face is calculating, knowing. “Scar . . . boy, the stories I could tell.”

Chapter Text

Scott: hey grian

Scott: do you know how much drag queens cost?

Scott: bc i just found out

Scott: and oh boy

Scott: that is not in the budget

Me: what?

Scott: so the activities board is doing a pride week in march

Scott: and we're planning a drag show for the last day

Me: ohhh

Scott: but wow you guys are kinda expensive

Me: we know our worth, scott

Scott: please sir

Scott: spare a free drag show for the poor? 🥺

Me: -_-

Scott: i'll buy you lunch

Me: you know that a good drag show usually requires more than one drag queen, right?

Me: like. several drag queens

Scott: i know that… now

Scott: ok what if we do an amateur drag show

Scott: mostly students who are interested in drag getting to perform

Scott: but with one real drag queen?

Scott: whose name may or may not be grian??

Scott: 😣🙏🙏🙏

Scott: pleek

Me: students you say

Me: i'll do it

Scott: oh thank mumbo

Me: but

Scott: uh oh

Me: sorry did you just curse by mumbo's name?

Scott: no comment

Me: ???

Me: ok anyways

Me: i'll do it

Me: but

Me: you have to do it, too

Scott: oh DEAL

Scott: i want to sing let it go

Scott: oh my mumbo i need to think of a drag name

Me: right. have fun with that

Me: when in march?

Scott: first week. the drag show should be that friday

Me: right i'll put it in my calendar

Grian does put it in his calendar, set right on March 5th. That isn’t too far away, really, but gives him plenty of time to prepare.

Then his phone buzzes—another notification from Scar, which immediately sends his heart into his throat as he swipes it away without even reading it.

He might make a noise, also. That would make sense, judging by how both Mumbo and Pearl start, looking up at him.

“You good?” Mumbo asks, then, before Grian can respond, he checks his watch. “Oh, dear—”

Mumbo jumps up from his chair, frantically stuffing his laptop and papers into his shoulder bag faster than Grian’s ever seen anyone do it. “I forgot—study group—”

“Have fun,” Pearl calls. Mumbo, already halfway out the door, simply waves a harried hand and hurries out, a dry erase marker still stuck behind his ear.

“Ah,” Pearl says drily. “He took the marker. Librarians aren’t going to be happy.”

Grian had been planning on using that marker, too. Not for anything important, but he’d had half a mind to draw something stupid on the dry erase board before they checked out of their library study room. Hatsune Miku, probably.

Then he remembers the text message with a jolt, and this time he hears when he yelps. It sounds kind of like Mumbo does when gets caught eating carrots out of the fridge at two in the morning. Just a little ah!

Pearl raises an eyebrow at him.

Grian sighs. “The guy I went on a date with keeps texting me.”

“Okay?”

“I—” Grian wrings his hands— “he’s a really nice guy,” he says reluctantly. “I feel bad for ghosting him.”

According to the barkeep, he’s not just a typical nice guy. Scar is everything that he seems: kind hearted, passionate, funny, a little ridiculous. He doesn’t deserve the hurt that Grian is surely causing him.

“Then don’t,” Pearl shrugs.

“Don’t—don’t what?”

“Ghost him.”

“I’m already doing that.”

“No, like—don’t ghost him.”

Grian blinks. Don’t ghost him? How can he do that while still getting out of this situation?

“Meet up with him again, tell him you don’t think it’ll work out, then block his number,” Pearl says, as if it’s that simple.

Is it?

And. . . .

Well, he’ll get another free meal out of it. Not in a vampire way.

It feels kind of sleazy, but no worse than he already feels for ghosting him. “Maybe you have good ideas sometimes,” he says idly. Pearl chucks a pencil at him, which is quite rude to do to your only brother.

So Grian unlocks his phone, and. . . .

He will text him back. He will.

But not—not yet. He needs a minute to gather his courage.

And how better to gather his courage than scroll through memes for a while?

Scar has sent seven messages to Ariana since the date. All of them entirely reasonable.

The first two were to express what a good time he had, and make sure she got home safe. The next two were asking her out on a second date. And the final three were daily check-ins, to make sure his messages didn't get buried.

She has not responded to a single one.

That isn't the end of the world. It can’t be. Because for some reason, the world is still turning and Scar is still found upon it, so it can’t have ended; it isn’t even the remotest possibility! The world definitely hasn’t ended.

But it sure feels like it has.

It’s three days later and he’s in his so-called math class, but he simply cannot force himself to pay attention. They really ought to devise some way to make boring classes more pay-attentionable. Perhaps they can adopt a school cat to frolic about on the table, causing comical cat catastrophes and being given the final say on issues of debate. It would also be nice for student government meetings. Oh, then he would be able to carry cat toys, of which he already has plenty due to his excitement to one day adopt a cat.

It would keep his mind off the angel, too. Otherwise, he can only focus on every little thing that he must have done wrong on the date.

He didn’t offer her his arm when they went in. That has to have marked him down at least three points, if not more. After all, it’s the chivalrous thing to do, and instead he just followed along behind her! Practical, perhaps, to give him more time to check for ice on the sidewalk and not slip, but not how a date should behave, especially on the first outing.

He tried to pressure her into alcohol too, didn’t he? Oh, that was a trainwreck—she wasn’t at all interested in the drink he had picked out, and had elected her own! Of course, Scar wasn’t exactly aware that the drink was alcoholic, but he was the one who tried to order it and he should have made sure first.

And he barely even let her talk! He talked all about himself practically all date, giving her no chance to talk about something interesting to her. How could he even imagine himself so intriguing as to hold her attention for so long? Nobody likes to listen to his Disney rants in a normal situation—Cub always tells him that they’re far too long-winded and he brings them up too often, clearly one of his main flaws, and he’d just flaunted his Disney knowledge all over her without even asking if it was okay!

She probably hadn’t even liked the flowers, no matter what she said. She probably didn’t even want to go on the date in the first place.

Scar sighs. To his dismay, nobody asks him what’s wrong.

He sighs again, slightly louder.

When nobody asks what’s wrong a second time, Scar huffs, glances around for someone to console him.

He’s the only person in the room.

He checks his phone.

Ah. Class ended several minutes ago. The last thing he clearly remembers about the class is the professor writing the agenda on the board—he’d entirely zoned out by the time the first formulas were being copied down.

He should probably go to that study group of Impulse’s, given his track record of paying attention. It does meet today, and fairly soon, right? And in this building, in a study room down by the exit. It’s basically on his way!

Perhaps Impulse’s study group will provide a suitable distraction for his heartbreak. He needs one, and desperately. Even imagining a cat hasn’t worked.

“Er, Scar?”

Scar looks up; Scott’s standing in the doorway, his backpack only half on his shoulders. Oh, good! Someone to opine to!

“What are you doing in my stats class?” Scott asks. Scar doesn’t answer that question and instead slides his phone across the table toward Scott, still open on the text thread with Ariana.

“Am I coming on too strong?” he asks, terrified of the answer.

Scott looks vaguely like he still wants to figure out why Scar’s here, but the opportunity to insert himself in someone else’s relationship drama is too tempting and he picks up the phone.

“‘Sorry if I made you uncomfortable, I just want to make sure you’re okay and not kidnapped or unable to speak due to some terrible accident, because if you got hit by a car as soon as you left after our date I would feel really bad forever and ever, so just text me if you’re alive because you’re very attractive and I think someone would probably want to kidnap you (BUT NOT ME) and I just want to know that you’re safe,’” Scott reads aloud. “You sent this?”

“Yes. Is it too much?”

“I mean . . . yeah.”

“Which part?” Scar asks, leaning forward. Scott gives him his phone back.

“The whole thing. It’s giving desperate,” Scott says. “You want her to chase you too—or, him, I mean.”

Scar chuckles. Oh, Scott. “An angel.”

“Did not clarify the gender.”

“A girl, Scott,” Scar says, a little affronted, though he isn’t sure why. “I’m not gay.”

Scott puts his hands up. “Geez, sorry. I just heard you tell Impulse the other day that Bdubs is super cute, so I didn’t want to assume.”

“Well, yeah, but every man finds men attractive.”

“No . . . no, I . . . I don’t think they do?” says Scott. “Guys who find guys attractive are . . . into guys.”

“Well, no. Every man has another man that they would, you know, go for! On principle! Like—like Ryan Reynolds!”

Scott looks at him. His eyebrows are raised, mouth a thin line.

Scar isn’t sure what that look means.

“How many men have you found attractive this week?”

Scar rolls his eyes. “Well, that’s impossible to count. You might as well ask how many animators work on any given film! There was the guy serving mashed potatoes yesterday, a real looker in the restroom this morning, a very pretty boy in make-up the other night, Bdubs, a blond boy playing soccer on the quad, this boy in the library, a—”

“Yeah,” Scott says. “Most men only have, like, one guy ever. Not every other man they pass.”

“Okay, but, I’m just as attracted to girls!” Scar protests. “So I can’t be gay, I must be straight. You’re either gay or straight, Scott!”

“Not remotely true.”

“I have to get to my study group,” Scar says loudly, snatching his phone off the table and grabbing his cane. “Thank you, Mr. Smajor, for your opinion. It will be recycled as soon as is convenient.”

“Gee, thanks.”

Scar raises his cane to him, then begins the trek downstairs to Impulse’s study group. He barely debates a moment before heading toward the elevator rather than the stairs. Maybe a year ago he would have chosen the stairs, but he doesn’t want to push himself any more than necessary.

“Scar! Good to have you,” Impulse says when he walks into the right study room (after walking into the wrong one twice). “Take a seat, man, right here.”

Scar isn’t the first person to show up, but he is surprisingly early. He takes the proferred seat, setting his cane up against the table.

“We’re actually going to split into two rooms,” Impulse tells him, leaning against the table. “I’ll be helping with more advanced concepts here, and Mumbo will be taking the easier stuff in the other room.”

“And trig is. . . ?”

Impulse laughs. “Definitely advanced, bud. How ya been?”

That’s a loaded question. Scar sighs dramatically and lets his head fall on the table. “Terrible. I took the most perfect angel on a date last week, and I haven’t gotten a single text back!”

“Who, Bdubs?”

Scar blinks. “What? No. You and Scott, I swear. . . .”

“You told me he’s cute!”

“Lots of guys are cute,” Scar waves off. “I’m straight, though. Not that anything else is relevant, because it was the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen, and now I’ll never see her again!”

“Aw, come on, buddy,” Impulse says encouragingly, laying a hand on his shoulder. “There’s someone out there for you! And you know what? That’s what math is all about—finding what’s missing to make you whole!”

“I thought it was about finding x,” says Mumbo, poking his head into the room. Despite the potential of witnessing Mumbo’s beautiful mustache, Scar doesn’t lift his head, grimacing as he considers Mumbo’s suggestion.

“I don’t want to find my ex, Impulse, I can’t believe you talked me into this—”

“Nope,” Impulse says firmly. “Nope. It’s about finding a missing number.”

Her number isn’t missing, though. It’s right there in Scar’s phone, ten digits that will never respond to him, ten fingers he’ll never be able to clasp between his own again, ten children they’ll never have. . . .

Scar’s phone buzzes, sitting, as it is, on the table beside his head.

Scar straightens up immediately, scrambling for his phone. In his haste, he actually pushes it further away, then right up to the edge, teetering, tottering—

Scar practically throws himself across the table to grab it, and he manages to wrap his fingers around it, thank Mumbo—

But, as a result of the sudden exertion, Scar’s hands are suddenly sweaty, and his phone slips out of his hand and lands face-down on the tile floor.

“It probably wasn’t even her,” he says morosely, staring at the phone below. “It was probably another text from that lost dog poster I put up.”
“Oh, you have a dog?” Mumbo asks, while Impulse steps around the table to pick up the phone.

“No.”

“What?”

Impulse, phone in hand, places it back on the table—then seems to think better and picks it back up, placing it directly into Scar’s hand. “I don’t know if all those cracks were already there,” he says. “I think you need a new phone, buddy.”

There aren’t any new cracks, luckily, and Scar turns on his phone to see—

Yep. Another text from one of the lost dog posters.

Just as he begins to return to being a puddle of gloop on this table, his phone buzzes again. His heart leaps into his mouth, he frantically fumbles for the button—

Another lost dog text.

From the same number, actually. Something about the picture on the poster being a picture of their own dog, clearly taken while it was in their backyard. Scar isn’t trying to read all that, so he’s not entirely sure what their problem is.

Well, that was possibly the biggest disappointment of his life. And now he has to do math? Why, he might as well just be put out of his misery right now! Just taken out back and put down, like a sad dog, preferably a cute one like the ones he used for the posters, but a sad one nonetheless—

Wait.

Another message pops up, hidden under the first two that he had carelessly swiped away.

Ariana: lol no worries i’m alive

Ariana: a date on thursday maybe?

With any luck, Scar will get used to the gymnastics that his heart surely oughtn’t be performing.

Even if some part of him doesn’t ever want to get used to her.

Chapter Text

They go on the date on Thursday. Then another one on Saturday.

How can Grian even describe them?

On Thursday, they went to an arcade. They were pretty evenly matched in the shooting game, but Grian absolutely smoked Scar at air hockey. It was . . . fun. It was really fun, honestly. Grian’s been needing a break from his everyday, and the mall arcade was a great place to take it. Then Scar pooled their tickets and cashed them all in for a cute little teddy bear, and his entire face lit up when Grian told him he loved it, and . . . and maybe it’s still on Grian’s bed, because he’s been needing a new plushie for a while. No other reason.

After the arcade, they got pretzels at a mall stand and sat in those massage chairs and giggled together. It would have been cute, if Grian wasn’t in it for the free arcade games and pretzels.

It snowed on Friday, so they went sledding on Saturday. It was kind of spur-of-the-moment, so Grian didn’t get as done-up as he usually would—and besides, it was outside in the snow. It wouldn’t be right to show up in a skirt and a crop top. Grian just wore some skinny jeans that are actually his and not part of his Ariana closet with a fluffy pink coat that he picked up at a thrift store last year, and put both a hat and earmuffs on to ensure that his hair extensions stay put.

That date was fun, too. The hill they went sledding down is one that’s popular among students, with sleds provided by the student life department. They spent probably an hour there (though Scar only went down the hill once or twice, more content to sit at the bottom and try to catch Grian, which ended up in them rolling over each other in the snow several times), and Grian doesn’t think he’s laughed that much in weeks—not since Mumbo accidentally shattered their coffee pot by lightly tapping it against the wall while trying to empty the dregs into the trash.

Then Scar bought him hot chocolate, which is why he really went on the date. He managed to convince him to walk to a cafe just barely off campus (it didn’t take much convincing, seeing as Grian just needs to turn on the puppy-dog eyes for two seconds for a dopey smile to melt all across Scar’s face) that has the best hot chocolate Grian’s ever had. Scar got marshmallows in his, which was ridiculous yet oddly endearing, like the man is perpetually living in a children’s cartoon.

They have another date set up for Friday, a plan to hit up the steakhouse downtown, and Grian’s already picked out what he’ll wear. He just bought a tiny black skirt—that with some white leggings and a pink cut-off hoodie will be absolutely adorable.

He also has a show on Friday, so he can just leave the date and head straight to his show without having to spend extra time backstage changing into Ariana. All-around perfect. Free food, nice company, and convenient timing!

It’s only Tuesday, though—he should stop planning so far in advance. He has a lot of homework already, and he promised Mumbo he would take a whole chunk out of his afternoon to be at that study group of his.

That’s where they are now, Mumbo writing some objectives on the whiteboard of the small study room, chatting quietly with the guy who leads the more advanced half of the group—Impulse, or something.

Grian’s the first person here—Mumbo needed to be early to set up. He doesn’t mind waiting—the chairs are pretty comfortable for study room chairs, spinny and with those new-looking grey faux leather cushions. Plus, it gives him a little bit of time to scroll through social media and catch up on any text messages from when he was in class.

Scar: Hey! I called ahead to the steakhouse, they have quite the dessert menu!

Weirdo. Who on earth calls ahead to restaurants instead of looking up the menu online?

Ariana: cool. i’m excited!

Scar: I haven’t been to a steakhouse in uears I think!

Scar: did you get to your classes on time with the snow this morning?

Ariana: yup :) i live close enough to walk so it wasn’t an issue

Scar: and you weren’t cold??

Ariana: i know how to bundle up lol

Scar cares so much, it’s almost adorable. Grian’s never actually dated anyone who cared quite so much, and it touches his heart in a strange way. Almost like when he sees a squirrel on campus find an entire rotisserie chicken on the ground and try to excitedly drag it to its home. It’s cute, if a little weird.

“What’s got you smiling like that?” Mumbo asks, leaning over his shoulder. Grian turns his phone off without a second thought, despite the fact that he isn’t even in their messaging thread anymore, he’s just sitting on his home screen.

“Nothing,” Grian says as nonchalantly as possible, picking at the damaged corner of his red phone case. “Just a meme.”

“Oh? And not the cute guy in the lunch line today?” Mumbo asks innocently. Grian rolls his eyes. Sure, he’d looked that guy up on instagram, but it was for Mumbo’s benefit, not his own. He looked like the kind of guy to not be a mustache fetishist.

“Shut up,” he says, more to throw Mumbo off his tracks than anything. Mumbo would surely tease him if he knew he was still messaging Scar—not that Mumbo knows the man’s name. Grian’s kept any real info from their dates locked up tight behind his teeth (and Mumbo doesn’t even know that they’ve been on more than one date).

“Sure. Well, when you—”

“Well, hello there, Mumbo!”

Grian’s blood goes colder than his iced coffee (which, actually, isn’t that cold anymore, because he got it three hours ago and instantly forgot to drink it).

That is a horribly familiar voice.

“And hello there, new person! I’m—have we met?”

No.

No, no, no.

No way Scar knows Mumbo.

Reluctantly, painfully, Grian drags his eyes up from the table and looks up at the door, where Scar stands.

His face is open, happy, even if his forehead is a little pinched between his eyebrows. He’s leaning heavily on his cane, and his clothes are nowhere near as formal as they’ve been on their dates (because yes, even sledding Scar decided to dress up). An orange t-shirt with cargo shorts is what he’s wearing today (which seems wrong, there may not be snow on the ground right now but it’s stupidly cold), one of his socks pulled up a bit, the other scrunched around his ankle.

He shouldn’t be here. He can’t—

“Dunno,” Grian mutters, standing up so fast that he accidentally catches his stomach on the table, which tips forward a bit then thuds back down. “I just remembered—I have a thing—”

“G?”

“Sorry Mumbo, gotta go—”

He doesn’t mean to shove past Scar, but he just stands like a coat hanger in the doorway, immobile and a little wobbly. He wobbles even more as Grian pushes past, his fingers burning where they brush against Scar’s arm. He doesn’t have any idea where he’s going, he’s just—he’s getting out of here, and he bursts out the front door of the building without any direction and just starts running. He can not let anyone figure it out—

Because Mumbo would figure it out! Mumbo’s way too perceptive for his own good. Every time it seems like he’s totally lost in his thoughts, he’s actually being all sneaky and paying more attention than ever. Mumbo would absolutely notice there’s something going on between him and Scar, even though Grian’s a master at hiding how he feels.

Why did he even go to the group in the first place? How could he go anywhere that might possibly include Scar’s presence? He should’ve known Scar would be there, Scar literally mentioned a math study group on their last date!

This is bad. This is really bad.

In his quick-moving panic, Grian finds himself at the library, which he enters and takes the stairs two at a time up to the second floor reference desk, where he passes over his school ID in exchange for a key to a study room.

When he finally shuts himself into the dark study room (the smell of someone’s sports deodorant still hanging in the air), Grian throws his backpack onto the table and collapses into one of the two creaky chairs, not even bothering to turn the light on. He buries his face in his hands, digging the palms of his hands into his eyes to try and stop them from burning.

What is he supposed to do?

He’d been so certain that Scar would recognize him that he’d basically ran from the room, ignoring how suspicious that made him. What if Mumbo and Scar started talking? What if Mumbo put two and two together (as one was wont to do in a math study group) and told Scar that Grian was catfishing him, hurting him in the process?

That’s probably the worst case scenario. No, actually, the worst case scenario would be if Mumbo told Scar, then Scar told Mumbo how terrible a thing that is for someone to do, then Mumbo agreed, then they started making out and Mumbo left him for Scar. That would be the worst case scenario.

What if that did end up happening?

Oh, no. No, no, that would never happen, because Mumbo’s probably just confused and Scar probably is too.

Was leaving so suddenly more suspicious than anything? Will they both now be dwelling on his hurried departure at Scar’s arrival? Sure, staying would have given Scar more time to look at Grian and recognize him, but perhaps he’ll spend so much time thinking about the incident that he’ll figure it out anyways.

Probably not. Hopefully not. Probably not.

Either way, Grian should probably try and put some time between today and the next time he sees Scar. Canceling the date?

Canceling the date. Smart. Smart. Great. Cool. He can do that.

Ariana: hey actually something just came up :( i can’t make it on friday

Scar: Oh no worries at all! Is everything ok?

Ariana: yep haha, forgot i have a test

Scar: Of course of course! Let me know if yuo need anything!

Cool. Cool cool cool. He handled that super well.

Scar doesn’t even suspect a thing! This is great.

Grian’s heart rate finally starts to slow down as he stares at the texts, some of the adrenaline draining from his system in short bursts.

Only for it to immediately spike up again as someone opens the door.

A girl stands in the doorway, laptop tucked under her arm. “Oh,” she says awkwardly. “I thought the room was open—the light isn’t—”

“I was just heading out, actually,” Grian says quickly, grabbing his backpack from where he’d chucked it onto the table. “Er, here’s the key—sorry—”

He did not intend to immediately leave, but he didn’t really intend to be there in the first place. He just needed somewhere to be away from anything and everyone, and now the ordeal is dealt with and he can move on with his life.

He hasn’t got any more classes today—he’s only still on campus because he’d planned to stay for the study group, as he hadn’t understood an iota of his stats homework. But now that that plan is ruined, he might as well just head home.

Perfect. Home, where he can cuddle up on the couch with his army of fish plushies (Mumbo says they’re unsettling, Grian says that isn’t a nice way to talk to family) and turn on literally any TV show to play in the background while he pretends to do homework.

He lives just barely off campus, so it’s just a fifteen minute walk from the library back to their apartment. When Mumbo gets home and asks him what happened (assuming he hasn’t figured out anything about Scar), Grian will just say he got food poisoning and quite suddenly needed to vomit. It shouldn’t be too hard to believe, seeing as he risked eating the chicken in the cafeteria today.

The problem, though.

The problem is that Grian’s phone buzzes as he crosses the street to get to his building, and once he reaches the sidewalk, he checks it.

Scar: Actually I had a question!

Scar: Would you by chance be available to accmopany me to the valentines day dance?

Grian’s first thought is not that it’s a problem.

His first thought is that it sounds fun! He thinks it would be tons of fun to go to a dance as Ariana. He’s already thinking about outfits before he even realizes—he saw a crop top with a heart cutout that he added to his Amazon wishlist the other week, and this would be the perfect reason to splurge and purchase it.

He hasn’t been to a dance at this school yet (he did only just transfer last semester). They might go all out in decorating, or have loads of snacks. Maybe even cute ones, like little heart-shaped cookies. If he carries the right purse, he can fit plenty of cookies in there to take home. Scar wouldn’t mind—Scar would probably join him, honestly. Scar would be stuffing handfuls of cookies into the inside pocket of his jacket, along with drinks and party favors. The perfect partners in crime—whatever Grian wouldn’t get away with, Scar would pull off with the air that cotton candy wouldn’t melt in his mouth.

Then they would make their giggling escape, sneaking out with bulging pockets and bags, down to Scar’s old sudan and—

That’s when it hits him.

When he has the realization, Grian actually falls.

In the middle of the parking lot, his knees simply give out from under him, he crashes to the ground like a jenga tower, his phone flying one way and his backpack another as he claps his hands over his mouth.

This is the Valentine’s Day dance.

He’s been on three dates with Scar already.

There is a good—if not one hundred percent—chance that Scar intends to either kiss him or make their relationship official at the dance.

That’s what he has to be planning, right?

Scar’s going to ask Grian to be his girlfriend, which is a problem, because Grian isn’t a girl. He has been both catfishing and leading Scar on this whole time, he’s been playing with his feelings for something as silly as free food—how could he have been so stupid?

It wasn’t all him, though—Scott was the one who told him to agree to a date in the first place! All Grian asked for was some advice on turning the guy down and Scott just had to go and suggest that he get an all-expenses paid trip to the Cheesecake Factory out of this.

But while it may very well be Scott’s fault, Grian is the one with the consequences.

What is he supposed to do?

If he ghosts Scar, who knows what lengths he’ll go to. Grian’s seen the way he acts and knows just how much he adores Ariana. He’ll probably do something stupid, like go on national television to declare his love for the drag persona, and Grian will have to face a worldwide search for the woman that he sometimes is while trying to keep both identities out of the public eye.

Or he’ll get angry, and want revenge, and he’ll figure out from Mumbo that Ariana was actually Grian and then he’ll want more revenge, and then Grian will wake up in the middle of the night with Scar above him, a knife pressed to his throat.

Actually, that will never happen. Scar isn’t the kind of guy to get angry like that. The television hunt is definitely within the realm of possibility, though, and that would be worse than being murdered.

He has to hide. He has to start hiding now.

Grian grabs his phone and shoves it in his pocket without even checking it for cracks, then picks up his backpack by one of the straps and takes off at a sprint for his apartment. He can’t—he should probably start by packing his bags, then he can look up the cheapest airline tickets to Iceland. In Iceland he can become a quiet fisherman who lives on the docks, grow a huge mustache and wear a hat so that nobody recognizes him, and live out the rest of his life in Icelandic anonymity. He won’t transfer his credits—that’s just an easy way to track him down. And school doesn’t matter anyway, he’ll only need to take language classes to get his feel for Icelandic. He’s a fisherman. What does a fisherman need a poli-sci degree for?

Grian bursts into their third-floor apartment and drops his keys on the floor in the entryway, along with his backpack and his coat. He should find his passport first, probably, make sure it’s still valid. Then he can drag his suitcase out from under his bed and start on folding his clothes. He hasn’t washed laundry in over a week—does he have time to take care of that, or should he just pack stuff unwashed?

Unfortunately, Grian’s plans are ruined when he runs smack into Pearl.

He’s not sure what triggers it—stress, frenetic energy, embarrassment—but Grian can’t help himself. He bursts into tears, right there in Pearl’s arms.

“Er, what?” Pearl asks, shuffling him around in a circle so that she can close the front door without letting go. “Are you all right?”

Grian shakes his head. “I—I have to move to Iceland,” he says, hiccuping on a sob.

“. . . Right. Come sit down, yeah?”

He really ought to be packing, but Grian lets Pearl lead him to the couch and sit him upon it, feeling a bit like he’s been manually rebooted and still crying. She throws a pillow into his lap before disappearing into the kitchen. “Hold tight, I was just making a sandwich. Want one?”

He sniffles and hugs the pillow to his chest. “Yeah.”

“Ham and pickles?”

“Uh-huh.”

After several minutes, Pearl returns, two paper plates in hand. She hands one to Grian, then settles in on the couch next to him, taking a bite out of her own sandwich. “So,” she says through a mouthful of food. “Why Iceland?”

“Heard they have good politics. I’m going to be a fisherman.”

Pearl frowns. “Will fish pay for the cost of living? I’ve heard it’s pretty high.”

“I dunno. I’ll figure it out when I get there.”

“ Why are you moving to Iceland, though?”

Grian sighs. He knew this question would come eventually. He’d just hoped it wouldn’t be so soon. “I—no real reason, I guess.”

“Oh, yeah?”

“Just—just that . . . you know that guy I went on a date with?”

“Yeah. . . ?”

“Well, I kind of went on two more dates with him and I was planning on another but then I saw him on campus and kind of freaked out and rescheduled but then he asked me to the Valentine’s Dance and now I’m in too deep and the only way out is move far away where even a televised broadcast declaring a manhunt can’t find me,” Grian says in one breath. As an afterthought, he adds, “that’s why I’ll be a fisherman. Low profile.”

Pearl takes a moment before speaking, her socked toes curling and uncurling, a thoughtful frown curving her lips. “Do you know how to fish?”

“I’ll learn.”

“Let me know if I have this wrong, then,” says Pearl. “You went on multiple dates as Ariana. And now you’re afraid that the guy will ask you to be his valentine?”

“His girlfriend, but yeah, basically.” Grian opens up his sandwich and eats a pickle slice. “Do you think I should go by plane or boat? Which is less conspicuous?”

“Why don’t you just tell him no?”

That brings Grian up short.

Why doesn’t he just tell Scar no?

“I can’t do that,” he says. “I—I can’t, not on Valentine’s Day.”

“Why not?”

“It would break his heart.”

Pearl seems unperturbed. “So? You don’t want to date him.”

“Yeah, but—” that was beside the point. The point was Scar is basically the nicest person ever and so dreadfully in love with Ariana! He doesn’t want to hurt Scar. He’s seen him momentarily sad, and it’s just so . . . wrong. There’s something inherently wrong about Scar being sad. If Grian had his way, Scar would never have to experience sadness again. How on earth can he even consider being part of that pain?

“I can’t hurt him,” he says. “He shouldn’t—I don’t want him to be sad.”

“He’s going to be hurt whether you tell him no now or wait to do it later,” Pearl says, not unkindly. “What’s the difference between doing it now and doing it later?”

“It just. . . .” Grian trails off, trying to think of how to explain how awful it would be. “I can’t do that to him. He’s so . . . so nice, and hilarious, and a really good guy. He deserves so much better.”

He tears off a bit of ham from his sandwich. Pearl is almost done with her sandwich—it looks like she loaded most of the ham from the package onto hers, even though Grian only has two slices. Rude.

“Grian,” Pearl says slowly, as if she’s carefully considering her words. “Do you . . . like him?”

Grian shrugs. “I mean, yeah, I guess. He’s a good guy.”

“No, but like—like, like him.”

“I—of course I don’t like him, not like that!” Grian reels back. “I—he’s just a really good guy. He’s honestly, like, perfect. I don’t—I don’t know how to say it.”

“Try.”

Grian sighs. “He’s so nice , Pearl, way nicer than anyone has the right to be. And he’s passionate about the most adorable things—he wants to be an Imagineer, he wants to design and build stuff for Disney. Have you ever heard anyone want to do that? He knows everything about it. He listens to me all date, and he remembers and asks questions, and it’s not just with me. He’ll go out of his way to help random strangers. Who even does that? I’ve never been treated so well by anyone I’ve dated, and if it was just me, not Ariana, I’d probably be so—”

Happy, is what he was about to say. I’d probably be so happy.

No. No, wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Grian’s brain just won’t process it. He can’t move past the record scratch that’s looping in his mind.

He’d be so happy.

If he wasn’t living a lie, he would be happy with Scar. Happier than he’s ever been.

“Grian?”

He turns to Pearl, though she’s blurry in his vision. Weird.

Maybe it has something to do with the way his eyes are burning, or the itchiness in his nose.

Pearl pops the last bite of her sandwich into her mouth, then takes Grian’s plate from his unresisting hand and sets it on the arm of the couch. Without a moment of hesitation, she envelops Grian in her arms, her fingers carding through his tangled hair.

“I . . . I think I like him, Pearl,” Grian whispers, almost horrified that those words are leaving his lips. “I—I think I really like him.”

“It’s okay, G. It’s okay.”

He likes him.

It echoes around his head, spinning so fast that he can barely keep track of it.

“Oh, no,” he croaks out, before he once again collapses into tears.

Ariana hasn’t responded.

She takes a while to respond on any given day, but Scar can’t help but worry. Maybe she doesn’t want to go to the dance with him. Maybe she isn’t actually interested. Maybe—

“Stop thinking,” Ren tells him for probably the fourth time that evening, chucking a little origami heart at his head. “Dude, you two have the cutest dates. Of course she wants to go with you.”

“And if she doesn’t, we have plenty of ice cream,” Cub adds helpfully. Which they do. Ren brought over a whole carton of neapolitan, and Scar already had three of those little personal Ben and Jerry’s (The Tonight Dough flavor), and there’s a bunch of those little kid ones with the stick to scoop it out of the tiny plastic container. They’re left over from last semester, but they should still be good.

“Maybe we should play something,” Ren suggests. “Cub, can we plug in your Xbox?”

“No.”

“Dude, you have Call of Duty! It’s the perfect thing to take his mind off things!”

Scar stretches out a bit in his place on the living room floor—not Cub’s bedroom, for once, though Cub hasn’t thanked him for it. He groans softly as the ache in his legs strengthens, then recedes again.

Sledding had taken quite the toll on his body. He doesn’t regret it even a little bit—it was worth the pain and weakness in his body to see Ariana smile so brightly. Her entire face had lit up, pink from the cold dusting her cheeks and nose and matching her cute hat with the pompom on top. She had loved it, and so had Scar.

It does mean, though, that he’s missed a couple of classes to sleep in, and he hasn’t done much homework due to his exhaustion at the end of the day. He should spend this time doing said homework, honestly. His anxiety is keeping him from passing out on the couch, after all.

He just can’t focus on that, though! He’s waiting on the most important text of his life—how is he meant to read four chapters of the textbook and respond to the reading questions in this state?

The Valentine dance is coming up soon. Too soon. About a week away, if he’s done the math right. He’s been thinking about it for a little while, though he didn’t dare assume that she would ever be interested in him this long.

He’s picked out an outfit for the dance already. He’s had his eye on every store in the area for flowers (to ensure quality, it would be best to not steal them this time), and while they are replete with roses and pink flowers, he wants something a little different.

She is Scar’s sun. Everything in his world is illuminated by her, brought to life by her existence. She’s bright and vivacious and funny, utterly perfect, worthy for his world to revolve around.

She is his world. She’s his sun and his world, which probably wouldn’t actually work in a scientific sense. But Cub’s the scientist, not Scar. That really isn’t his purview.

What would happen if he lost her?

“Okay, maybe we watch something,” Ren suggests, as Cub has thoroughly shot down his Xbox idea. “Have you guys seen Arcane? Scar, there’s this character who—”

“I think I need some air, actually,” Scar murmurs.

He needs to get outside and just . . . not spiral, really. It feels like all these swirling nerves in his stomach are trying to crawl up his throat, and he isn’t interested in finding out what they look like when they exit his mouth.

Ariana is his world, and if she turns him down, he doesn’t know how he’ll react. Explode, probably. And he doesn’t have time to explode, he has homework. He needs to get a hold of himself.

A breath of crisp, fresh night air would help—their apartment is warm (the heating is broken and can’t be turned off), which he usually likes, but right now it feels too warm to just lie here on the living floor and focus on something other than Ariana.

“Maybe we should go get something to eat!” Ren says.

“No, no,” Scar waves him off. “I just need a moment, I’ll be right back up!”

“Elevator’s still broken,” Cub reminds him.

Scar grimaces. “We live on the second floor. I’ll just take the stairs halfway and go out the door there.”

“Okay, but don’t go down the hill.”

Scar rolls his eyes. “Yes, dad.”

He struggles to his feet, pushing off Ren’s hand when he tries to help, but accepts his cane from Cub. More and more, he just needs to get outside.

He’s always loved the outdoors. He visited the zoo almost every week as a child, and he went on long walks in the woods every weekend until he couldn’t. It’s just so much easier to think in the open air, with no loud conversations or the buzz of technology or anything. Just peace and animal sounds and distant cars.

That’s what he needs.

When Scar steps out onto the landing, the door to the outside is already propped open. The cold breeze wafts up the single staircase, creeping across his face and wrapping around his shoulders like a chilly scarf. The opposite of what scarves are supposed to do, really.

What is he meant to do if she says no?

Or, worse, if she doesn’t respond?

She always has, though. Even when it took her days, she still responded. She—Scar’s pretty sure that she likes him, too. She smiles at him, now—and not the fake, vapid smile that she gave him on their first date, but something real. Real, excited, with teeth showing and laughter creasing her eyes, and he’s never seen her smile like that at anyone else.

She talks to him. She listens to him. She’s even sent him a couple of memes, perfectly tailored to his humor.

She likes him, he’s sure of it.

Scar’s about to head down the stairs, but he pauses, leaning on his cane. He feels calmer already; maybe he should just head back in. After all, it’s getting late. It’s probably past ten, which means Cub will want to kick Ren out and Ren will want to make popcorn and watch whatever TV show he had mentioned.

Okay. Yeah, he can go inside. He might need to step back out when the anxiety starts to choke him again, but he’s fine for now.

But as Scar turns to go back in, his cane slips.

It slips out from under him entirely, and his legs—still badly weakened from the time spent sledding in the cold—wobble, then give out.

It feels like slow motion when he falls, and Scar does everything he can to try and stop it—his arms flail out wildly to grab onto anything, his cane flies from his fingers and soars over the railing—but it’s too late.

His stomach flips and flips and flips, and Scar barely has a moment to think of his angel and form her name on his lips before—

Chapter Text

“What do I do?”

Mumbo twirls the metal puzzle between his fingers. “Dude, I still can’t believe the man is Scar.”

Grian throws his balled-up sock at him. “You’re here to give advice, not criticize,” he says imperiously. “Pearl didn’t criticize.”

“Not for lack of wanting to,” Pearl says under her breath. Grian throws his other sock at her.

“Really, though? Scar?” Mumbo says. “He’s . . . well, he’s Scar .”

“And you’re Mumbo,” Grian retorts. “I’m Grian. She’s Pearl. What else is new?”

“Yeah, but . . . it’s Scar,” Mumbo says lamely. When he fails to come up with any qualifiers to his statement, Grian turns back to Pearl.

“So?”

“So . . . what?”

“What do I do?”

Pearl sighs. Mumbo makes a sound that might be a choked laugh, but when Grian rounds on him, he’s just coughing into his shoulder.

This isn’t helpful. Neither of them are helpful. He should take his problems to someone who would actually listen to him and want to help.

Unfortunately, the only person like that he can think of is Scar.

Grian groans, flopping his face down into Mumbo’s stomach, who lets out a surprised oof . “This sucks,” he says, muffled by Mumbo’s shirt. “This sucks so much.”

“You could just ghost him,” suggests Mumbo.

“I don’t want to,” Grian whines. “I want to date him. Ugh. Forget I said that.”

“Right, but if you ghost him as Ariana, then you can seduce him as Grian! All’s well that ends well, and all that.”

“I think he’s straight, though. He’s never even looked at a guy while we’re out.”

“Has he ever looked at a girl?” Pearl says thoughtfully.

Which—he hasn’t done that, either, but that’s because he’s infatuated with Ariana. Grian doesn’t think he’d even notice another girl with her around.

“I’m actually not sure that Scar has any sort of concept of sexuality, like, in general,” Mumbo comments. “I wouldn’t even bet anything on him knowing what gay is.”

“He’s not dumb,” Grian says. “He knows, like, everything there is to know about Disney and Star Wars.”

“That doesn’t mean smart, bud.”

Grian maneuvers himself to be lying on his back on Mumbo’s lap, glaring up at him. “You just don’t know him like I do.”

Mumbo shudders. “Goodness me, I sure hope not.”

“You guys are making this worse.”

It’s a lie. Grian feels a bit better than he did earlier—at least, he no longer feels like he might burst into tears at any moment. Even now, as Pearl and Mumbo chuckle, he can’t help but smile. It’s not quite the end of the world, as long as he’s got them on his side.

“I don’t want to ghost him right before Valentine’s Day,” he says. “Maybe—maybe I can go to the dance with him, and like—like, friendzone him and set him up with me? Real me?”

“If he doesn’t even know what gay is, he might not go for it,” says Pearl. “You should try to work out his sexuality first.”

Grian looks over to her, one eyebrow raised. “How would I go about doing that?”

Grian shows up to the next study group meeting early, a rainbow pin affixed to his jacket and a love is love t-shirt on. The plan is simple: once Scar gets here, Mumbo will compliment Grian’s shirt. Scar, kind man that he is, will probably look over at it to comment on it as well. It’s a foolproof plan to see if he knows what it means and if he’s okay with it.

“What if I went home instead?” Grian says, glancing at the open door again. Mumbo shushes him.

“We’re being subtle, stop talking.”

Grian sticks his tongue out at him.

“Hey, Impulse!” Mumbo greets cheerily, as a heavyset man pokes his head in the room. Impulse waves.

“Hey, Mumbo! How’s it going?”

“Totally fine and normal,” Mumbo says. Grian restrains a facepalm. Why is this the plan they decided to go with? Sure, it’ll probably work, but Mumbo could blow the whole operation at any moment. He’s literally sweating right now, a conspicuous drop rolling down his temple, as his mustache quivers. Could he be any more obvious?

“That’s not a suspicious response at all,” Impulse says genially. “Is this Grian?”

“Hi,” Grian says quickly, cutting off whatever excuses Mumbo was about to make. “Yep, that’s me! Impulse, you said?”

Impulse steps into the room, leaning over to shake Grian’s hand. “Nice to meet you, dude. Mumbo and Pearl talk about you all the time.”

Grian laughs. “All good things, I hope?”

“I dunno,” Impulse chuckles. “I’ve heard a bit about your high school adventures.”

“Not from me!” Mumbo interjects. “All Pearl. I would never betray your trust like that, G.”

Grian, unfortunately, knows better than that. Mumbo has betrayed his trust plenty of times—like when he was having his Scar-related breakdown and the first thing Mumbo did was laugh until he couldn’t breathe. Like, choking and crying on the floor laughing. Like, his face actually started turning blue and Pearl threatened to call an ambulance unless he stopped.

He’s a terrible best friend like that.

Grian hasn’t actually heard a lot about Impulse, despite him being one of his sister’s closest friends. He looks like he does in the photo on Pearl’s wall—big and maybe a little imposing, his hair cut short and beard scruffy. He’s wearing cargo shorts (just like Scar was last time, curse him for reminding Grian of Scar) and a black t-shirt with an ‘i’ on it that might be a reference to the Incredibles. Grian hasn’t seen that movie in years. Seems like an odd thing to wear.

But then again, Mumbo wears a button-up almost every day, and Grian himself almost never takes off his red sweater (which he isn’t wearing today to show off his pride shirt and he feels more than a little naked without it), so he really hasn’t got any room to judge.

“I’ve got the other room set up, but only two or three people said they plan on showing, so it might be better to combine today,” Impulse says to Mumbo, eyeing the seats in the room. “What were you planning on going over?”

“Just some stats stuff. Reading tables, p values, all that.”

Impulse nods. “Yeah, we can probably combine. I’ve mostly been running homework help for trig, but if Scar doesn’t show the others would be fine with a recap.”

Grian chokes.

He tries to cover it up as a cough, ducking his face into his elbow, but he knows that his face is redder than it’s ever been. He hacks out another cough past his choking, his ears burning as he feels Impulse’s eyes on him.

“Is—is Scar not coming?” he hears Mumbo ask.

“I haven’t seen him all day, so . . . and he didn’t respond when I texted him.”

“That’s. That’s . . . odd. That’s odd, for Scar, right?”

“I dunno. I mean, sometimes he has to—Grian, do you want some water, dude?”

“I’m fine,” Grian gasps through more and more severe coughing, a tear squeezing out of his eye as he tries desperately to get air in past his twisted up throat tubes. “Just—choked on my spit—”

“Yeah, okay. I’m gonna go get some water.”

Grian hears footsteps leave the room, then Mumbo sighs. “Dude, what do we do if he isn’t here?”

Grian can’t respond, his vision getting a little bit hazy. He’s going to throw up if this gets any worse—his stomach is already cramping from how hard he’s coughing, trying to stop choking.

“Wait, are you actually—do you need—?”

“Got water!”

“Here, let me—”

Grian reels back as what feels like a whole bucket of ice water is thrown in his face, instantly soaking his shirt and hair. Unfortunately, he reels back a bit too far, and falls out of his chair, landing in a wet heap on the hard floor.

And he’s still choking.

“You’re supposed to let him drink it, not throw it at him!”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t—I’ve never seen someone actually choking before!”

His body wracked with coughs, his arms almost too weak to hold him up, Grian crawls over to his backpack, still sitting by his overturned chair. His water bottle—it’s in the side water bottle holding pocket, he pulls it out but he can’t get it open with how badly his fingers are spasming.

Thankfully, someone takes mercy on him and twists the lid off, holding it up to his lips. Grian drinks gratefully until he can take the bottle back into his own hands, which he holds away from himself as he coughs a few more times, ugly, hoarse sounds to clear out his throat.

“Sorry,” he rasps. He can’t stop shivering, now, goosebumps rising all over his skin from the soaking wet clothes clinging to him.

“Dude, no worries,” Impulse tells him incredulously. Grian tries to stand and ends up collapsing into a chair, his vision a bit fuzzy. “Are you okay?”

Grian waves a hand. “Eh.”

Great. Now he needs to go change, unless he wants to sit here in a freezing puddle of water for the next hour. He turns a weak glare on Mumbo, who has the decency to look a little ashamed, an empty hydroflask still in his hands.

“Sorry?” he apologizes. Grian rolls his eyes.

“I might . . . go home,” he says, pulling himself up onto trembling legs like a newborn baby giraffe. “Thanks . . . thanks, Impulse.”

“You sure? You’re not looking too hot.”

“I live just across the street, I’ll be fine.”

“I’ll—I’ll catch up with you later,” Mumbo says. He twists his mouth strangely, jerking his head toward Impulse. He looks kind of like he’s tasting something sour. Maybe he ate a lemon or something. Anything could have happened while he was dying a second ago.

“See you,” Grian nods to Mumbo.

Then he slings his backpack over his shoulder and wobbles away toward the nearest vending machine to acquire some sort of elixir to restore his health.

Grian has class on Mondays during the study group (last week his class had been canceled, the only reason he’d been there to see Scar in the first place), but it isn’t a very important class. It’s just his civic engagement class. There are more important things than his major at stake right now.

“Looking cute,” Scott calls out from down the hall as Grian hurries toward the study room where Mumbo’s study group meets.

And Scar isn’t there.

Again.

Is he doing something wrong? Scar hasn’t been coming to the study group, Impulse and Mumbo haven’t seen him, and he hasn’t messaged a single thing since he asked Ariana to the Valentine’s Day dance—almost a week ago, now.

Grian leaves early again, though this time he doesn’t nearly choke to death. He makes up some excuse about needing to organize his sock drawer (Mumbo gives him a look of consternation, stumbling over his explanation of the standard normal distribution) and practically flees the room, hurrying back to his apartment without even thinking about his last class of the day, set to start later that afternoon.

Pearl isn’t home, thankfully. It gives Grian plenty of space to change into his parrot onesie and carry all his fish plushies to the couch, which he dumps in a heap on the sofa and collapses on top of them.

Actually, he kind of wishes Pearl was home. Then he could bother her relentlessly until she made him hot chocolate.

Scar got him hot chocolate on their most recent date.

Grian shoves his face into a cod, muffling his wail of despair. He can’t stop thinking about him, and he’s losing his mind! Is there some way to get a restraining order against your own thoughts? Because he desperately needs one.

Everything reminds him of Scar. Every stupid thing, from the Valentine’s bouquets of flowers at the grocery store to some kid playing Tetris in front of him in class to Mumbo tripping over his own feet. It’s awful and depressing and always leaves him feeling down. Not to mention, he spends way too much time imagining a life together while lying in bed, trying to sleep. Too much. Restraining order, now, please.

If he moved to Iceland, he definitely wouldn’t have to deal with this. In fact, Iceland also offers free college, so if he wanted to continue his education in a distant land with no connection to his life here, it would be a pretty good option. He’s sure he can also get a fisherman apprenticeship, though at this point, the whole ‘laying low’ thing isn’t as necessary as it was before. Given that Scar seems to be ghosting him just as much in return.

He supposes it would be kind of funny if Scar had also run away to Iceland. He can picture it—he’s been living in Iceland as a fisherman for several years now, a bushy mustache successfully hiding his identity. One day he’s out fishing in a storm, only kept safe by the guiding lighthouse as he gets dangerously close to shipwrecking on the rocks. He manages to stumble inside the lighthouse, soaked through and shivering, only to stop with awe at the beautiful murals that spiral around the inside of the building.

He stands there in the center of it, slowly spinning in place to take it all in, then hears an oddly familiar click-thump of a cane. . . .

And Scar comes striding down the spiral stairs, his own face covered with a similarly bushy mustache and a long beard.

“Well, hello there!” he says, leaning against the stair rail. “It’s quite the storm out there, isn’t it? Come on up, I’ve got hot chocolate on the stove!”

Shocked and completely disarmed, Grian follows, shucking off his heavy coat and clutching his arms around his waterlogged red sweater. Scar leads him into a cozy kitchen, a vine trailing from an overgrown flower pot set on the windowsill, a tiny table set with two chairs in the corner. He pours them both mugs of hot chocolate and sits, pushing Grian’s toward him.

Grian drinks gratefully, sitting with him, still dripping water all over. The hot chocolate warms him through, and Grian sighs in relief as his thumb brushes over a small chip in the handle of the off-white mug.

Then he looks up at Scar, and Scar is looking at him, that soft smile that he always gives Ariana gracing his face.

“You must be freezing,” he’ll say, and Grian will nod, taking another sip. “Not to worry! Plenty of blankets in this here lighthouse, and body heat is the best source of warmth, so we should probably cuddle on the couch.”

Grian nods again. “That—that sounds good,” he says, trying to cover his blush with his mug.

Soon enough, Grian will find himself in a spare pair of trousers and an oversized shirt, both of which smell so much like Scar his head is dizzy with it. He joins Scar on the couch, where the man holds him tenderly to his chest, the two of them wrapped in a blanket while the fireplace crackles cozily nearby.

Scar combs his fingers through Grian’s stringy, salty hair, pressing a gentle kiss to his forehead.

“I’ve been waiting for you,” he murmurs. Grian hums contentedly, one finger idly curled around the end of Scar’s beard.

“But so have the worms,” Scar says, voice quickly turning ominous.

Grian blinks.

“What?” he says, looking up at him. Scar’s face is lined with concern, concern that only grows when he glances out the window at the thundering night.

“They’re worse during the rain,” he says. “And with this storm? I wouldn’t be surprised if they uprooted my entire home.”

Grian’s eyes follow Scar’s to the window—and, as he watches, something blocks the lower half of the glass, lightning reflecting off a slimy, segmented, fleshy tube.

It’s massive—thicker around than Grian himself is, and it slides across the window slowly, seemingly never-ending.

“I’ll protect you,” Scar breathes. “But our best bet is to stay quiet and hope they don’t sense us.”

“They can smell us, though,” Grian whispers. “We have to try to run.”

“There’s too many of them. They’re slow, but . . . so am I.”

Scar’s right. They may be slow, but with Scar’s cane, he’ll never outrun the beasts.

“Then we stay,” Grian decides, pulling the blanket closer around them. Scar shakes his head.

“No, you can go! You have to get to the combination Subway-Chili’s, it’s the only safe place close by!”

“I won’t leave you,” promises Grian.

Scar gives him a look, one overflowing with affection and grief and so much hope. “Grian.”

The window rattles under the weight of the worm’s heavy body. Grian ignores it. “Kiss me?” he asks softly, eyes flicking toward Scar’s lips.

“Grian, don’t you have a class?”

Kind of a weird thing for Scar to say right now. Grian frowns—

“Grian, mate, wake up.”

A pillow hits him in the head and Grian opens his eyes.

He pushes himself up onto his arms, knocking a salmon off the soda and onto the carpet floor. He blinks at it, then looks up, squinting at Mumbo’s mustached face.

He glances out the window, finds it cloudy, but not too dark, another apartment complex visible. No storms and giant, flesh-eating worms.

“I think I just had the weirdest dream,” he mumbles, smacking his lips. Yeah, his mouth tastes like afternoon nap. Not his favorite. “There were, like, worms.”

“Dude, isn’t your class starting soon?”

Grian fumbles around the sofa until he finds his phone on the floor, next to the salmon. One look at it tells him two things—the time, and that he hasn’t received a single message from Scar.

“It already started,” he says, flopping onto his back on the sofa.

“How many times can you miss it?”

“No attendance policy. It’s a seminar.”

Mumbo sighs. “Sure, but what about the other class that you skipped? To come to the study group?”

“Maybe he hates me.”

“Your professor?”

Grian just groans as Mumbo carefully moves his legs aside so that he can sit down too. He doesn’t even protest when Grian puts them right back, now on top of Mumbo’s lap.

“He’s basically constantly texting me,” says Grian, picking at the stitches of a cod plushie. “But he hasn’t said anything since last Monday, Mumbo, he hasn’t texted me in a week and he wasn’t at the study group twice and I don’t know what to do!”

“Oh, Scar,” Mumbo says. He’s clearly not paying a huge amount of attention, his eyes fixed on his phone. “Dude, it’s probably fine.”

“What if he hates me?” Grian bemoans, flailing his arms dramatically. “I kind of ghosted him, so what if he hates me?”

He didn’t mean to ghost him all week. Every day, he’d told himself that he would say something if Scar didn’t text first. But then he put off figuring out what to say, because he didn’t know how to respond without accepting the invite to the date, and now it’s been a week and he’s definitely made a mistake.

“Isn’t that good, though?” Mumbo says thoughtfully. “If he hates girl-you, maybe he’ll like you-you.”

Grian’s still not quite awake, so it takes him a moment to parse that sentence.

He doesn’t want Scar to hate any version of him, though. He wants Scar to love all of him, instead of just one small part.

He should really text him back.

“Would it hurt that much if I just went to the dance with him?” he reasons out loud. “Probably nothing will happen.”

“I’m pretty sure you said that there was the possibility of him asking you to be his girlfriend.”

“That probably won’t happen.”

Mumbo looks up from his phone, giving Grian a Look not dissimilar to the one he gave him at the study group today. Annoyance and exasperation and anxiety, all mixed into one facial expression. “Dude. It’ll be Valentine’s Day.”

“Yeah, so, basically fine,” Grian waves off, already opening his text thread with Scar. “And if he does ask, I can just say I’m not ready for that kind of commitment or something. I’ll be fine.”

“If Pearl were here, she’d stop you.”

“Pearl’s not here, so there.”

He honestly just really, really wants to hear from Scar again.

Besides, the dance will be fun. It’ll be really fun. He’ll have a great time.

Ariana: sry for the late response, life lol

Ariana: sure :) meet you there?

The next day comes and Grian still hasn’t gotten a text back.

That’s actually really scary. Really, really, scary, because Mumbo tells him that Scar didn’t come to the study group that afternoon, either, which means he’s basically a missing person.

Grian doesn’t want to talk about the steps that bring him to the door of Scar’s apartment, knocking before he can have second thoughts.

It definitely didn’t involve Mumbo, an admin computer, and an absurd heist-situation that involved lowering Mumbo in through the ceiling, hanging from some gear that he borrowed from his rock climbing class.

It also definitely didn’t involve Grian accidentally dropping Mumbo on his face.

Nor did it involve the administrator coming in halfway through and Mumbo hiding behind a lamp.

But they managed to get Scar’s address from an undisclosed location by undisclosed means, and Mumbo swore he would never get involved in Grian’s antics ever again and Grian knew that was a promise he wasn’t going to be able to keep.

But, hey—the Valentine’s Day dance is mere days away, and he needs to know if Scar’s okay before he actually collapses into a breakdown! Desperate times call for desperate measures and all that.

When the door opens, though, Grian’s surprised to see someone who definitely isn’t Scar.

The man who answers the door has glasses and black hair that sticks up wildly, an irritated expression on his face. He’s larger than Grian, large enough to block most of the doorway, so Grian can’t look past to see if Scar’s even here.

“What do you want?” the man asks, one hand still on the doorknob, as if he’s ready to close it in Grian’s face.

“Erm, hi!” Grian says, frantically searching for his pre-decided lines. “My name’s Grian, I—well, er, I’m in a study group with S—with someone named Scar, and—well, I thought he lived here—”

“He does.”

“Oh! Cool! Well, we haven’t seen him around in a while, and he wasn’t responding to any messages—” Grian panics briefly, because as far as he knows only Ariana has sent Scar anything, but he assumes that Impulse has said something so he forges on— “so we just wanted to make sure he was okay.”

The man glances over his shoulder, back into the apartment. Grian stands on his tippy-toes to try and see as well, but drops down to flat feet when the man turns back around.

“He’s good,” the man says.

Oh.

So Scar has been ghosting him.

That really, really hurts. Way more than he thought it would—his heart actually feels like it sinks in his chest, all the way down to swim around in his stomach acid.

The man must notice the way he deflates, because he sighs. “Look, he didn’t want me to tell anyone,” he says, lowering his voice. “But Scar got a bit of a nasty concussion last week. No screens for a week, is what the doctor said. He’ll be back in a day or two. What did you say your name was, again?”

Oh.

Okay, forget about his heart sinking. It rises so quickly that he can almost taste the burn of stomach acid in the back of his throat, which may just be vomit induced by such rapidly vacillating emotions.

Scar hasn’t been purposefully avoiding him, he’s just concussed! He’s still head over heels for Ariana!

“Grian,” he says, before smiling—and he can’t stop the grin from spreading so large that his cheeks hurt. “Thanks. Thanks!”

“Okay,” the man says with a frown. Grian doesn’t say anything else, though, just skips away down the stairs and out of the apartment building, absolutely giddy with the endorphins rushing through him.

He might still throw up.

But that doesn’t matter! Tonight will be an ice cream celebration, and Grian’s stomach had better just deal with it!
That night, it’s right after he eats an entire bowl of caramel-drizzled ice cream, of course, that his phone buzzes. Neither Mumbo nor Pearl notice, scraping the last bits of ice cream out of their bowls, but Grian’s stomach starts doing somersaults when he sees who he received a message from.

Grian actually throws up, then, barely making it to the kitchen sink in time.

Amidst Mumbo’s panicking and Pearl’s concern, Grian looks at his phone again, wiping off his mouth with a handful of water.

Scar: Sounds goodd! I;ll meet yuo at 7?

“Well, fellas,” he says, holding up his phone. “Looks like I have a date.”

This all would have been far easier if he’d just fled to Iceland.

Chapter Text

Grian parades through the living room in practically every outfit he owns, sorting them into yes and no piles based on mostly his own opinions, given that both Pearl and Mumbo are focused on their homework and only occasionally look up to voice their thoughts on the look.

“I really like this one,” Grian says, twirling around. It’s the skirt he wore the first night he met Scar, a light pink pleated skirt that poofs out when he spins. “It’s very Valentine-y, you know? But I’ve worn it before, and I kind of want a new look.”

“You could pair it with your new top,” Pearl suggests, glancing at him. Grian hums, then digs said top out of the yes pile—a white crop top with a heart shape cut out in the chest.

“Do you think I’ll get cold?” he asks, holding the top out in front of him. The sleeves are short and the cut-out leaves a fairly large expanse uncovered. The skirt doesn’t reach his knees, either, and his white sneaker heels (which of course he would have to wear with an outfit like that) have lace on the sides, not doing much to keep his feet warm.

“More of an excuse for him to give you his jacket,” Pearl shrugs, and she does make a very good point there.

“Mate, it’s already six,” Mumbo says. “Don’t you need to be there by seven?”

Grian waves a hand at him. “I just need to do my hair and makeup, it’s fine. This is important, Mumbo!”

“You’ve been at it for hours.”

Grian scoffs. “Like—like, an hour and a half!”

“You started at three,” Mumbo deadpans. “Don’t you have a quiz due at midnight?”

“This is important!”

“So is your academic career!”

Grian ignores him and snatches up the top, skipping back to the bedroom to change. He’d been hoping that he would be able to wear his new shirt, especially since he’d bought it with the dance in mind.

He just needs to have a good time tonight and feel good about himself. No worrying about Scar or where their situationship is headed, just going to a dance in drag with a handsome man at his side. What could be better?

It’s just a fun dance, Grian reminds himself as he shimmies into the top, adjusting his left breast just a little bit. Nothing serious or heavy. He isn’t even going to think about anything bad, just enjoy himself.

He can worry about all the messy stuff tomorrow.

Grian tugs the top down a bit on the left side, then turns around to check in the full-length mirror. It looks. . . .

Well, it looks a little awkward, he thinks wryly, running a hand through his hair. He hasn’t clipped in his extensions yet, so he really just feels like Grian dressed up in girl clothes. With cleavage. He isn’t a proper femboy until he gets his hair and make-up on, after all.

He does give the skirt a little twirl, though, snorting at the way it poofs up. He’ll need to put some shorts on under that.

“Hey, G, is Pearl driving you?” Mumbo calls, his footsteps trudging down the hall. Grian snaps open his make-up palette and sits at his desk, setting out everything he needs.

“If she can, that’d be nice,” he says as Mumbo enters. Grian passes him a beauty blender. “Can you get this wet real quick?”

Mumbo disappears out the door and Grian hears a second of running water before he returns, handing back the now wet blender. Grian nods his thanks and dips it into his foundation before patting it all over his face.

“The shirt is cute,” Mumbo comments. “Do you want to cover it while you do all that? With it being white and all.”

“Eh, it’s fine,” Grian dismisses with a wave of his beauty blender. “I’ve done this loads of times. Should I do eyeliner?”

A thump tells Grian that Mumbo has flopped onto the floor. “Erm . . . maybe something light? Whatever you normally do is fine.”

“Right, but what I normally do isn’t anything special,” says Grian. His nose crinkles as he pats foundation around his nostrils. He’s never much cared for the oddly sweet smell of the stuff, and he doesn’t seem to be getting used to it. “It’s a special day.”

“Right, but . . . it kind of isn’t?”

“I—yes it is!”

“G, there’s a 99.9 percent chance that you’re going to break his heart soon,” Mumbo says, not unkindly. “You shouldn’t try to make this out to be a special day, you know? Don’t get his hopes up.”

Grian’s fingers are shaking a little bit, but he still picks up his contour stick and starts tracing his cheekbones.

The thing is, this is a special day. For him, not just for Scar. Mumbo seems to have forgotten that Grian is practically as smitten with Scar as he is with Ariana, which makes this a very odd conundrum of trying to impress Scar as much as he can while also trying to wean Scar off of Ariana. He still hasn’t decided if he’s just going to come clean or if he’s going to make Ariana dump him and then try to seduce him as Grian. The first one will ruin his chances for sure, but he doesn’t see much hope for the second option, either.

No! He isn’t going to think about that right now. He’s going to do his best to focus on letting loose and having a good time, and that’s it.

“I just want a fun look for Valentine’s Day,” Grian tries to cover. “Maybe a little black heart next to my eye? That’d be cute.”

“Sure,” Mumbo says dubiously. “Dude, you’ll look good in anything. Just do it for you, yeah? Not some guy.”

“Tell me that next time you consider shaving your mustache just to see if a guy likes you for you and not your mustache,” Grian shoots back. Mumbo gasps.

“Don’t remind me of my weakest moments!”

Grian laughs. “I will never let you forget that, dude.”

“Ugh,” groans Mumbo. “I can’t believe I actually was going to do that. Young me had no clue what he was on about.”

“That was two months ago, max.”

“Don’t you need to go find some toxic bad boy to date?”

“Don’t you need to get up to your vampiric activities?”

“Dude, what is that even supposed to mean?”

Grian shrugs. “I dunno. You’re the vampire, not me. Stalking a victim down an alley, or swishing your cape around menacingly, or striding through the apartment all gloomily?”

Mumbo doesn’t answer that with anything more than a bonk of his head against the worn carpet. Grian pauses, comparing two eyeliners. The pink eyeliner is definitely a bit camp, so black it is.

“I think I would look good without a mustache,” Mumbo says, nearly making Grian mess up the gentle line he’s drawing down the edge of his left eyelid. He pulls the pencil back and blinks a couple of times, then turns around to fix Mumbo with an incredulous stare.

“Dude. The mustache is like, your thing,” he says. “You’ve had it since you were fourteen and it was just baby hairs.”

“Maybe it’s time for a change,” Mumbo says, looking far too innocent to be believable. Grian just rolls his eyes and turns back to lining them.

Some pink eyeshadow follows, then some blush, then a bit of silver glitter to join the highlighter on his nose and cheekbones. He doesn’t go overboard in the way he’s tempted to, but he does draw a black heart on his cheek and a couple of tiny white ones at the corners of his eyes. He ends it with a pink lipstick that’s subtle, but still makes a statement. It looks super cute—he flashes himself a grin in the mirror, then wipes his hands off on a tissue and moves on to his extensions.

“Grian, you ready to go?” Pearl calls from the living room. Grian checks his phone—it’s already twenty til seven, which is just ridiculous. Where had all the time gone?

“Doing my hair, five minutes!”

Grian pulls most of his fluffy hair up— “Mumbo, hand me that clip? No, the large one. No, next to it. Dude, next to it—” and clips it in place once Mumbo hands him the correct one from the pile on the floor, then starts clipping on his extensions layer by layer. It doesn’t take too much effort, but it is time consuming, so hopefully Scar doesn’t mind him being a tad bit late.

Scar. He’s been on several dates with him at this point, but it’s totally different now that he likes him! What if Grian gets all tongue-tied and can’t even make conversation? What if he’s so nervous that he embarrasses himself? What if—

“What if his concussion knocked some sense into him and he’s no longer attracted to you?” Mumbo suggests.

Ah. Grian had been thinking out loud again. “Don’t joke like that, Mumbo,” he says, adding the second layer of hair. “I will genuinely cry and-slash-or throw up.”

Mumbo clicks his tongue disapprovingly, but doesn’t say anything else. Grian finishes up his hair as quickly as possible without rushing, then once again checks himself out in the full-length mirror.

Yeah, Scar’s not going to be able to focus on anything other than him tonight. Grian smiles, waggles his fingers in a little wave at himself. The skirt and the top go perfectly with his make-up. The tiny heart earrings that he’d chosen look adorable next to the tiny hearts on his face, and his white sneakers complete the look.

“Come on, let’s go!”

Grian snatches up a purse from the floor of his closet, his normal white quilted one with the gold chain, then hurries out of the room and the apartment, Pearl following behind.

This is it.

He’s for real going on a date.

And, yes, he’s been on dates with Scar already, but those weren’t exactly real dates, were they? He was there with intentions to mooch off Scar’s money. This is entirely different; this is the first date he’s been on since he realized that he likes the man.

Is it weird that he feels more nervous about this one than he’s felt about any date before? Is it weird that he thinks he’s more in love he likes Scar more than anyone ever?

Grian allows himself one more panicked thought about what he’s going to do after tonight, then puts on his best Ariana smile and heads out into the cold.

-

Grian sees Scar before Scar sees him.

Now, Scar is always dressed up to some extent, but this is next-level. The man has a three-piece brown suit on with a matching brown tie, his hair pulled back in a tiny ponytail that has Grian absolutely salivating. His oversized leather jacket is on the bench beside him, his gold-tipped cane resting against it.

Wow. Wow, wow, wow.

Grian really should have realized he was head over heels for this man earlier than he did, because that is the crispest-looking suit on the most roguishly handsome man he has ever seen. He’s hunched over a bit, resting his elbows on his knees and staring at the ground, his mouth turned down in an adorable pouty frown, his long fingers tapping against his chin in time to the music echoing distantly from the gym.

His hands are so pretty, aren’t they? How has Grian never noticed that before? His fingers are long and lithe and gentle, the veins on the back of his hands popping just slightly, a bit of hair peeking out from under his shirt cuffs.

This man. This man is here for Grian? Is there some sort of mistake?

No. No, he isn’t here for Grian. He’s here for Ariana.

There’s a difference, and it totally isn’t breaking Grian’s heart.

Grian clears his throat as he gets near, and Scar jolts, looks up—

And his face just melts.

“Hello, there,” Scar breathes, then he fumbles around for his leather jacket, not breaking eye contact. “Um, uh, one moment please—”

From under his jacket, he pulls out a single red rose.

Okay. Yeah. Grian’s heart is not breaking, nor is it competing in olympic gymnastics. He’s so very fine and normal.

Grian accepts it, pushing his nose between the red petals (more to hide his blush than to actually smell it). It’s wrapped in plastic, accompanied by those little white flowers that are always with roses and a couple leaves, all of which will probably get pressed between two of his textbooks to preserve them.

“Thanks,” he says shyly. He clears his throat as feminine-like as possible, then smiles up at Scar.

Scar grins back, his face taking on that dopey look that Grian’s so accustomed to. “Of course!” he says. “I wanted a whole dozen of them, but the store was already out.”

“No, this is perfect,” Grian reassures. “It’s . . . it’s really nice.”

His eyes are so beautiful. Grian really hasn’t paid much attention to his eyes before, but they’re green. Isn’t green a rare eye color? In the light of the street lamp above them, they’re a little dark, like spinach leaves. Or, no, something prettier than that. Like . . . like green eyes.

They look nice, okay? Grian’s not great with descriptions.

He’s known this whole time that Scar likes him, but the look on his face is utter adoration. If Grian asked, Scar would probably agree to marry him right now, no further questions.

Which he isn’t going to do. That’s—that’s a terrible idea.

“Excuse us!”

Grian blinks and steps back; a group of four or five girls push forward toward the gym, giggling and holding onto each other.

“Er, should we go in?” Grian asks awkwardly. Scar nods quickly, and, for the first time, he gets up, his movements stiff and slow.

Right, he had a concussion—

“Are you okay?” asks Grian, stepping forward to offer Scar his arm. Scar declines, but once he’s straightened up, he shoots Grian a dazzling smile and shrugs.

“I’m doing just wonderful,” he insists. “Oh, but Ari—you aren’t wearing a coat! Here, take my jacket.”

Scar doesn’t hold the jacket for him to put on, but he does hand Grian the leather jacket, which he takes with a shiver—he hadn’t really noticed how cold it was until Scar mentioned it. The jacket is warm and well-worn and smells like Scar’s woody cologne (Grian surreptitiously sniffs under the arm as he pulls it on, but he isn’t sure what kind of wood it’s meant to be). It practically swallows him in size, but Grian just pulls it around himself, shoving up the sleeves so that his fingers show.

“Milady,” Scar says, offering his free arm.

Grian bites back a smile. “Milord,” he teases, and wraps his hand around Scar’s bicep, his heart thudding a million times per minute.

Can Scar feel his heartbeat through his wrist? That’s one of the places that pulses can be taken. He can probably feel just how fast it’s beating.

Or, easier, Grian’s palm has probably sweated through his suit jacket and his button-up shirt and he knows how nervous he is from that. Or he’s suddenly developed mind-reading powers because of the concussion that he got, and he knows exactly what thoughts are racing through his mind right now.

If his heart beats too fast, will his veins burst?

Scar hands their tickets to the attendant inside the gym building, the music louder now. There are well-dressed students hanging all over the lobby, leaning against the walls and chatting in small groups or waiting by the door for their date. There’s about six people on the floor playing Uno, their coats and purses discarded around them.

The doors to the gymnasium are propped open, loud music booming from within, a chattering wave of voices flooding out. Grian leads them in, pausing inside the doors to survey the situation.

The gym is dimly lit, occasional pink and purple lights flashing from a spinning mirror ball hanging above their heads. There’s a couple of plastic tables with snacks set up along the wall beside them, with folding chairs lining the back wall. The rest of the gym is sparsely populated by groups of students dancing, enjoying whatever unfamiliar pop song that’s blaring so loud Grian can’t hear himself think.

Scar says something that Grian doesn’t hear—the only reason he knows he spoke at all is his chest rumbles pleasantly, and Grian just barely finds the strength to not swoon before he looks up at his face.

Scar points to the snack tables, then the chairs, one eyebrow raised. Grian nods. He kind of wants to dance, but they can sit for a minute. He doesn’t even know this song, anyways.

Surprisingly, Scar makes a beeline for the chairs, even though he had gestured for the snack table first. Grian peels off him to get them a plate to share; he grabs carrot sticks, donut holes, and some pretzels, and debates getting them some punch but eventually realizes he doesn’t have enough hands for all that.

He barely even considers only getting them one cup of punch to share before dismissing the thought, face burning.

Scar smiles his thanks when Grian returns and plops down next to him, shedding Scar’s jacket. It’s hot in here, so many bodies mingling in a gym that’s never had great air circulation.

It’s hot and it’s loud—really, the only thing to do is dance. Grian’s not bored, per se, because he’s still on edge with Scar sitting right beside him, munching thoughtfully on a carrot stick, but there isn’t much happening as far as their dates usually go.

The song ends and another one starts—another pop song that he doesn’t know. Grian settles back in his chair and considers the food in Scar’s lap. He’s hungry after not eating anything for dinner, but there are so many butterflies in his stomach right now that they’re probably blocking any food that would attempt to enter.

“How have you been?” he asks loudly.

“What?”

“How have you been?”

Scar just looks confused.

“How have you been?” Grian practically yells, leaning up to say it in his ear.

“Oh,” Scar says. Whatever he says next, Grian can’t hear.

“Sorry?” he says.

Scar shrugs and leans down, his breath hot against Grian’s ear. Those butterflies in his stomach all clump together into a knot; a shiver runs down his entire arm and then back up and down his spine.

“Good,” Scar says. “You?”

Grian takes a moment to calm his everything before leaning back up to Scar’s ear. “Good,” he says. “It’s loud,” he adds, not sure what else to say but not wanting the conversation to die.

Scar chuckles and nods. His eyes leave Grian to scan the room, as if looking for something.

Grian tugs on his skirt, trying to get it to cover his knees. He remembered shorts, right? Yeah, he’s sure he did.

He picked some frilly socks for tonight, as much as he feels like a little girl when he wears them. They look cute with his outfit, but right now he just feels a little stupid in them. Does he look super young and it’s making Scar uncomfortable? He is kind of young, after all. Sure, they’re only a year or so apart, but is that too big of an age gap?

Well, no, because Scar knows how old he is. It must be something else, then. There must be a reason that Scar isn’t looking at him and dancing with him at the Valentine’s Day dance.

Maybe he got the wrong snacks. He’d thought that carrots and pretzels and donut holes were a pretty safe choice, but maybe he was wrong. Maybe Scar hates those snacks and it gave him the ick that those would be Grian’s go-to.

A new song starts, this one slow piano and a swinging beat, and Grian points to the dance floor before he can lose his nerve. “Dance?” he shouts.

Scar looks at him.

Scar’s expressions are usually pretty easy to read, seeing as they tend to stray toward the general area of besotted under any circumstances, but now Grian finds himself with a face that’s as inscrutable as the conversations around them.

Why is his mouth slightly turned down? Why are his brows furrowed? Why won’t he quite meet Grian’s eyes?

Before he can panic too badly, though, the expression clears with a gentle smile, and Scar pushes himself up with his cane, helping Grian up by his hand.

After a moment of determination, Scar gently rests his cane against his seat, careful to not squish the plate of snacks. He leaves those and his jacket (hanging over the back of Grian’s chair) and slowly heads out to the dance floor, leading Grian along.

Saxophone starts playing alongside the piano. “ Give me a kiss to build a dream on,” croons Louis Armstrong’s distinctive voice, and Scar carefully places his arm around Grian’s waist, looking so terribly unsure of himself.

Grian puts his own arm on Scar’s shoulder, then links their other hands together. He doesn’t really know how to dance, but he’s pretty good at faking it, so he leads Scar in a small circle, their feet shuffling delicately.

Wow. This is . . . this is romantic , Grian decides, and he can’t hold back the smile that unfurls on his lips. He’s sure that his face matches Scar’s, dopey with—with liking him. This is romantic, totally and utterly blissfully romantic.

And when I’m alone with my fancies,

I’ll be with you.

Weaving romances,

Making believe they’re true. . . .

Carefully, more carefully than he’s ever done anything, Grian rests his head against Scar’s shoulder, breathing in his woody cologne. Those butterflies are going pretty crazy right now.

He could say it. He could say anything, right now, and Scar wouldn’t hear it. He could confess whatever he wants.

That’s moving way too fast, though. He doesn’t—he doesn’t feel like that, not yet. He just really likes Scar, and that’s okay.

Scar’s hand is sweaty in his, his palm soft and fingers gentle, fitting against Grian’s hand like it had been made to be there. Like they were made for each other.

The song transitions into a saxophone solo and Grian scrunches his eyes shut against Scar’s suit jacket. This is perfect. This is what he wanted. Slow dancing with his crush at the Valentine’s dance is everything he could have asked for and more.

Why is Scar so perfect? Why is everything so perfect?

But Scar—

Scar pulls away, just a little, just enough to lean down to speak into Grian’s ear. Grian waits, his breath caught in his mouth, for him to say something so perfect—

“Can we talk?”

Grian nods dumbly, not quite sure what he means. They can talk, but not here, certainly. It’s too loud.

So Scar slowly brings them back to their chairs and takes up his cane, then hands Grian his jacket and rose, and together, they walk outside, through the lobby and into the cold night, Louis Armstrong growing muffled behind them.

Can we talk .

That usually means something bad, right? That usually means a break-up, right?

But they aren’t together, so they can’t break up. And even if they do, that’s already halfway to one of Grian’s plans to get Scar to date not-drag him.

The bench that Scar had been sitting on is now taken, so Scar keeps walking, through the wandering paths that lead back up toward campus. “There’s a bench over there,” Scar points up ahead. “Let’s go sit.”

Grian nods, but ahead of them a familiar head of blue hair is pulled through a lamplight, giggling, and he immediately changes course. Scott can not , under any circumstances, see him out with Scar right now.

“There’s one this way,” he invents, pointing to the right. “It’s quieter.”

He sincerely hopes there actually is a bench that way, because if there isn’t, Scar won’t be too happy with him.

Grian breathes a sigh of relief when they round a bend and one quickly comes into sight. They move toward it and sit down on the cold wood, fairly well isolated from the noise of the dance.

“I need to tell you something,” Scar says after they get settled, his voice almost unnaturally quiet compared to the gym. He doesn’t look at Grian, his eyes staring straight into the pavement.

Grian glances at the trees behind them, through which he can see what he’s pretty sure is the music building. It’s as if he’s expecting a murderer to pop out on them—this is the perfect start of a slasher film, if you think about it.

“And—it’s okay if you want to stop seeing me after,” Scar continues. Grian’s heart drops like a stone.

Stop seeing him? Over—over what?

Scar turns, now, and there’s definitely something unknown in his eyes.

Did he—

Did he see another woman?

What is going on?

“The other week, I fell,” Scar starts, his eyes falling from Grian’s as he fiddles with a button on his suit coat. “Down a flight of stairs.”

The emergency room had found a concussion and multiple bruises and contusions on his body, then sent him home with a walker at Cub’s insistence. He hadn’t used it, not once, had preferred to stay in bed or scoot on the floor on his behind rather than use it.

Then, a week later, he found himself at a follow-up with his primary care physician, an appointment that Cub had strong-armed his way into attending.

“I don’t want one,” he said. “My cane works just fine.”

His doctor exchanged a look with Cub.

“Scar, last time I saw you, I recommended purchasing a walker for bad days,” she said patiently. “How many times have you fallen without one?”

Scar shrugged. “I don’t keep count,” he said belligerently.

Cub sighed.

“With the way your condition is deteriorating, I have to recommend that you start looking at wheelchairs, and transition into using a walker full-time,” she said. Scar was shaking his head before she even finished.

“I don’t need a wheelchair, I barely ever fall,” he declared. “And when I do, it’s just because I’m tired!”

She fixed him with a look. “So what are you going to do on days that you’re tired?”

“Scar, dude,” Cub said quietly. “I don’t feel comfortable with you walking around without extra support.”

“I—” Scar gestured to his cane, the cane she had prescribed him, the cane that he hadn’t wanted to use but had begrudgingly accepted. “I have extra support! I have that! I’m fine!”

“You’re fine most of the time,” the doctor placated. “But there are times that you aren’t fine, and those times are incredibly dangerous.”

“What if you fall down another flight of stairs and nobody’s there to help?”

“In a wheelchair, I wouldn’t even be able to get down the stairs,” muttered Scar.

“You don’t have to use the chair all the time,” she said. “In fact, you could only use it around the house to start—that way, you can get used to it. But I would really like it if you used a walker around campus.”

Scar didn’t want that, though. He wanted—he wanted to be normal.

“How long do I need to use a walker before I can go back to my cane?” he asked. The doctor exchanged a look with Cub.

“Scar, you have a neuromuscular condition that has very low chances of regression,” she said, as if she’d told him that a hundred times before. “In fact, it usually progresses until people with it are wheelchair-bound. With how quickly yours is developing, I don’t think you’ll be able to return to a cane.”

His eyes burned, even though he knew what she was going to say. This was it, really. He’d bought himself—what, an extra year? He’d bought himself an extra year of time with his cane, but now it was time to lose pretty much every inch of freedom he had left.

How was he supposed to get to council meetings? How would he get down to the university greenhouses to visit the plants?

How would he take Ariana out on any dates?

He didn’t really remember the rest of the appointment. He signed some papers, listlessly sat while Cub discussed wheelchair options with the doctor, let Cub support him as they walked back to the car.

When they got back home, he went straight to bed, though he didn’t fall asleep.

He just stared at the ceiling and blinked away tear after tear, despair drowning every feeling inside him like a kiddie pool drowns mosquitos.

There really was nothing left for him, was there?

He might as well give up on every hope he’d ever had.

“So I’m sorry,” Scar finishes, tears rolling openly down his cheeks. “I—I just wanted to dance with you, I just wanted to make this a perfect night for you, but I can’t . I can’t stand long enough to dance, and—and I can’t really do anything, can I? I can’t ever dance with you. I’m just going to get worse. So what’s the point?”

Grian stares at him. At some point in the story, Scar had shifted away from him, even though Grian wanted nothing more than to hug him as tight as he could.

He had no idea. How was he supposed to know? He was half-convinced that Scar’s cane was for aesthetic purposes! His only real theory was that Scar had lost a leg below the knee to a shark. He hadn’t been expecting this.

This isn’t about that, though. He can talk through the whole disability revelation with Mumbo and Pearl later. Right now, Scar needs him.

He recognizes that look in his eye, now.

Shame.

Slowly, almost afraid of spooking him, Grian slides his hand across the bench and slots it in perfectly with Scar’s hand.

Scar’s hand is warm, this palm calloused in a way that his other hand isn’t, marked by the constant use of his cane. Grian squeezes it and scoots closer.

“I think there’s a point,” he says quietly.

Scar’s mouth drops open in an o, his gorgeous green eyes shining. “I—what?”

Grian rubs his thumb along Scar’s knuckle. “I don’t—I don’t care that you can’t dance,” he says honestly. “That isn’t important to me. None of it is. Scar, I—I like you,” he admits, and the butterflies are quiet, the somber conversation still hanging over them. “I like you. I like you with a walker, or in a wheelchair, or—or whatever! I like you, dude.”

Why did he say dude , what kind of girl is he? Before he can fully cringe of embarrassment, though, Scar places his other, softer hand over Grian’s, turning to fully face him.

“I won’t be able to drive,” he says, voice cracking. “Or—or walk you home, Ari, or . . . or walk at all, eventually. Are you sure?”

No. No, because he isn’t Ariana, he can’t make promises when she isn’t even real—

Grian promptly tells that part of his brain to shove it.

“Yes,” he says, and Scar’s face glows.

“I really like you too,” Scar whispers, and Grian’s eyes dart down to his lips to make sure he gets the words right, because Scar really does say them quietly, and not for any other reason.

His lips look so soft. Soft, and slightly parted, and like Grian’s lips would slot in just perfectly between them.

No. No, he’s not going to that.

Grian looks back up to his eyes, and. . . .

Scar’s eyes are fixed on Grian’s lips.

Oh.

Cool.

And before Grian can stop himself, his lips are forming the all-important question.

“Can I kiss you?”

Scar, looking breathless, nods.

All night, they’ve moved slowly—on the dance floor, to the bench, holding hands. All night, Scar’s disability has kept them creeping along, progressing in inches rather than leaps and bounds.

They don’t move slowly now.

Grian surges up against him, fitting his top lip between Scar’s lips, warm and just as soft as he’d imagined, a little wet in just the right way, a summer afternoon that smells of a pine tree he’s leaning against (and that’s the scent of his cologne, isn’t it, pine tree) and feels like the sun against his mouth and tastes like love.

Love.

That’s what this is, isn’t it?

Chapter Text

Technically, they aren’t allowed to do wheelchair races with the rental chair that Scar had gotten to try out. On its insurance, he is the only one allowed to operate it.

That doesn’t stop them from marking a section of the sidewalk with chalk and trading off turns with the chair to see who can get the best time.

“Go!” Ren says, and Scar speeds off, already easily the best at using the chair. Scar’s roommate, Cub, turns to Grian.

The speed at which sweat is suddenly rolling down Grian’s back should easily break a record of some sort.

He’s been avoiding Cub the whole time the four of them have been hanging out. After all, Cub is the only one of this group that has met Grian as—well, as Grian. And Ariana. Other than Scar that time or two, but Scar clearly hadn’t recognized him and Grian’s pretty sure Cub will.

Grian’s been on edge the entire afternoon. While they’ve been in a group, Cub hasn’t said a single word to him. All he’s done so far is vaguely stare at Grian. So basically, it’s confirmed that he knows. Even though he’s passing pretty well, if he does say so himself.

He put a bit of effort into this outfit. He’s gone for a full face of natural make-up and a short, butterfly-patterned skirt. That, paired with a pink jacket and his hair extensions framing his face, really just makes him look more like a girl and less like a drag queen.

But Cub has clearly clocked him, and now the two of them are alone together.

“He really likes you,” Cub says, eyes boring deep into Grian’s lying soul. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen him like someone this much.”

On the one hand, that makes Grian’s heart give a little flutter. He’s special . He isn’t just the next girl in line that Scar likes, he’s different from the others.

The rest of him floods with something akin to mortifying despair. Scar really, really likes him. He isn’t this way with every other person.

And Grian likes Scar a lot.

What is he supposed to do?

Well, right now he can at least tell something of the truth.

“I like him a lot,” admits Grian. “He’s . . . he’s so passionate, and funny, and such a good listener. He’s everything I’ve never really had in a boyfriend, you know?”

Cub raises an eyebrow. “Scar? A good listener? Hm.”

Grian nods. “Yeah,” he says. “He’s—I really like him.” He’s blushing now, so he cuts himself off before he says something embarrassing like how much he likes Scar’s eyes and the smell of his cologne and the feel of his lips.

“You were mumbling, what was that?”

“Nothing!”

It’s clear as day that Cub does not like him, and even clearer that he knows that Grian’s tricking Scar. If it wasn’t in the look in his eyes as he surveys Grian, it was definitely in his tone when he said hm.

“I don’t want him getting hurt,” Cub says. He stuffs his hands in his coat pockets, looking down on Grian like a stern businessman firing his intern. “So you aren’t gonna do that, right?”

Grian quickly shakes his head, not trusting himself to speak.

“Good,” Cub nods. Then, awkwardly, he adds, “and . . . Scar’s a pretty chill guy. If you haven’t told him . . . something, you probably don’t have anything to worry about.”

Grian blinks.

Cub makes a face where his lips disappear into his mouth.

“Dude, that was only thirty-seven seconds! That’s your best score yet!”

Eager for a distraction from whatever is happening, Grian turns toward Ren and Scar, Scar still in the wheelchair, grinning ear-to-ear.

“Ari, your turn!” Scar calls out to him, accepting Ren’s hand as he helps him into the folding chair that they had set up on the sidewalk.

“I don’t even know how,” Grian protests. Ren grabs his hand nonetheless and drags him to the wheelchair.

“Give it a shot, dudette!”

Maybe this wasn’t the best day to wear a short skirt. Grian can only pray that it doesn’t flip up in the wind.

And then, because he can, Grian pulls away from Ren and leans down to Scar, kissing him quickly on the lips before pulling away.

“Kiss for good luck, yeah?” Grian says, hoping with all his might that he isn’t blushing as badly as he thinks he is. If Ren’s look of utter delight means anything, then he probably is.

“Y-yeah,” Scar stutters, looking like he swallowed his quick tongue as he stares dumbfounded at Grian. Grian tries his best to give him a little grin before sitting in the wheelchair, carefully tucking his skirt between his thighs with shaking hands.

“Um, one more?” Scar asks, his fingers tracing over his own lips. “For luck, of course.”

Grian snorts. “You can have one after I win.”

Now why does he go and say things like that?

(He doesn’t win, obviously. He doesn’t even know how to use the wheelchair.)

(He does kiss Scar again, though.)

“We’re in big trouble, guys,” Grian announces at large when he gets home, tossing his keys onto the counter. Mumbo looks up from washing dishes.

“A date?” he asks, the disapproval clear in his voice—which, okay, fair, but Grian really does not need that kind of judgment right now.

“More so hanging out,” he waves off. He toes off his sneakers without undoing the laces and leaves them right in the entryway, sure to annoy Pearl whenever she comes in and accidentally wedges one under the door. “It was fun, but that isn’t the issue. The issue is that I think his roommate knows.”

Mumbo’s mouth twists, his mustache bristling in ways that shouldn’t muscularly be possible. “How is that a problem?”

Unbelievable. Grian stops in his tracks, his coat still half off, and stares at Mumbo as incredulously as he can muster.

“Because he knows,” he says slowly. “He absolutely knows. And we talk about everything, so they probably also talk about everything, so Cub will immediately tell Scar.”

Mumbo stops washing the dishes, setting one last dripping plate into the dish drainer and turning off the water. One last bubble floats over to Grian, but pops before he can reach out to it.

Mumbo doesn’t stop there. He dries his hands with the towel hanging over the oven handle, taking his time to get every particle of water out from in between the cracks of his fingers and palms. He carefully arranges the towel back in its place, laid out as flat as possible, then spends a moment fixing his hair in the faucet’s reflection.

When he’s finally done micromanaging every little thing, Mumbo sighs deeply and rests his arms on the counter separating him and Grian, fixing him with an oddly tired look. “Okay? Then you don’t have to tell him. That’s kind of your whole deal, right? You don’t want to be the one to break the news?”

Grian shrugs his coat off the rest of the way, tossing it onto the couch. “That’s not true at all,” he says. Honestly, that’s so gross of an oversimplification that it’s barely the same issue. “Whether it’s me telling him or someone else, I’m still the one breaking his heart,” he explains. “If I can tell him, I control the narrative. It would be so easy for this Cub character to make me out to be a bad guy, and Scar would totally believe it!”

Another long Mumbo stare. If looks could kill, Mumbo’s wouldn’t. It would probably vaguely hurt, like the sun on a high UV day prickling against one’s skin or a shock from one of those trick handshake buzzers. Do they even make those anymore? Grian hasn’t seen one since he was a kid, and only ever on TV.

“Grian,” Mumbo starts after he’s had his fill of staring, “pardon me for saying this—do you honestly think you’re the good guy?”

That brings Grian up short, fully distracting him from his thoughts of old toy infomercials.

The good guy?

“Well, I—I’m not the bad guy,” he sputters. He isn’t! He’s just doing the best he can to make a bad situation sort of bearable. Is that a bad guy thing? Do bad guys kiss the man they have a crush on? Do bad guys go on dates with him just because they like him? Would bad guys risk everything to find where he lives to make sure he’s okay?

No. No, they wouldn’t do any of that. He isn’t a bad guy—he’s as much of a victim as Scar, if not more! Grian really, really likes Scar, so much that it’s put him in the worst position in the world as he tries to figure out what to do next. Scar just has to sit there for the ride, Grian has to figure out how to drive this thing.

However, with the way Mumbo keeps glaring at him with his vaguely-painful look, Grian has a feeling that he doesn’t agree with that assessment.

“ You decided to lead him on from the beginning,” Mumbo accuses, jabbing a finger at him in all but the motion. “You kept it going for free food, date after date after date. You’ve had so many chances to tell him the truth and you didn’t take any of them. You—mate, you kissed him! You went to a Valentine’s Day dance with him and kissed him!”

“Well, I—” Grian has to defend himself from this traitorous turn of events, but he doesn’t even know what to say! It’s like every word has flown out of his body, replaced by the sound of static between his ears. “I—you told me to ghost him! That would’ve been worse!”

“It would’ve been better to abandon him than keep dragging on the kill for weeks!”

Grian scoffs. “Okay, that’s a little dramatic.”

“Is it?” Mumbo laughs a little, almost hysterically. “Is it? Dude, you’re literally like some sort of Sahara desert animal, a—a lion, wounding your prey one leg at a time until it can’t escape you!”

Mumbo pauses. “Well, that’s a bit insensitive of a metaphor,” he says, having the decency to look at least a little ashamed. “I wasn’t talking about—what I mean is that you could have ended this at any time and you’ve chosen not to. Have you even thought about how Scar might feel?”

“That’s the whole problem!” Grian says, voice rising as hot anger rises in his throat. “Of course I’ve thought about how Scar feels, that’s all I’ve thought about!”

That’s why he can’t tell him! He can’t break his heart like that, not after Scar’s so deeply enamored with him—with Ariana. He can’t hurt him.

Mumbo snorts. “Right. Because you definitely aren’t thinking about your own feelings or anything.”

No! He isn’t!

All Grian wants to do is grab a dish from the drainer and chuck it at—at the wall, or at Mumbo, or something. How dare—how dare he? Mumbo’s supposed to be on his side, he’s supposed to help Grian pick out clothes for his dates and commiserate about how hard this whole ordeal is, because last Grian knew he wasn’t the bad guy!

He doesn’t throw anything, though. He turns and storms into the living room, making aborted little punches at his side instead of hitting the wall. “You’re supposed to be my best mate,” he says, and to his unfortunate not-surprise, there’s suddenly tears burning under his eyes. So what, he angry-cries. That just makes him more tender-hearted. At least Mumbo can’t see his eyes, turned away as he is.

“Sometimes your best mate has to set you straight.”

“Yeah, well, neither of us are straight, so that doesn’t really work.”

Behind him, Mumbo lets out a frustrated sigh. Grian keeps looking at the living room wall, the glass sliding doors that lead out to their tiny balcony with the single dead plant sitting in a frozen pot on the railing.

The kitchen tiles creak. Grian doesn’t move, doesn’t let his teeth unclench. If this is Mumbo’s version of support, it’s working worse than a stretched-out bra with the underwire pulled out.

“I’m going to go study,” Mumbo declares haughtily. Finally, Grian turns, sees him standing by the front door, his backpack in his hands. “I’ll see you later.”

Grian doesn’t say anything. He watches as Mumbo sets down his backpack to take his coat from the hanger and swing it on, then pick his backpack back up and open the door.

At the last moment, he turns around, catches Grian’s eye. He’s angry too, Grian notices, his lips pulled in a tight line.

“Cub’s a good chap, by the way,” he says, almost begrudgingly. “But he’ll call it as he sees it.”

Then the door slams closed, and Grian is left alone with his anger and—and other, indiscernible feelings, all roiling together in one big pot.

And he still has to change out of drag.

Perhaps too aggressively, Grian tugs his extensions out of his hair, barely bothering to unclip them before yanking. How was it Mumbo’s business what he did about the Scar situation? Honestly, Mumbo should be glad he was asked for an opinion at all.

Not to mention, Mumbo’s been encouraging him! He helped him pick a Valentine’s outfit, and set up the plan with the study group, and helped him figure out Scar’s address. How on earth can he choose to get all high and mighty now?

“It just came out of nowhere,” Grian reasons aloud, shaking his head.

“Not really.”

Grian probably jumps two feet in the air, his arms going up to instinctively cover his face as a scream tears from his throat. He was alone in the apartment and now he isn’t—

Pearl is standing behind him, an empty glass in her hand. She raises an unimpressed eyebrow.

Grian just tries to get his heartrate down to something resembling normal. “Pearl! I—I didn’t know you were home!”

“You didn’t check.”

Hey, wait a second. “What did you say? About—about the thing with Mumbo?”

Pearl moves away toward the kitchen sink to fill her glass. “I mean, really, Grian. Mumbo’s kind of been against this the whole time. I think he was just building up the courage to tell you.”

Grian can’t pretend that doesn’t hurt. He flops down on the couch, doing his best not to hyperventilate from the heart attack he just had.

It isn’t so much the fact that Mumbo doesn’t agree that hurts, but more that Mumbo was afraid to talk to him about it. Did he expect Grian to blow up in his face? He wouldn’t do that!

Mumbo first was afraid of him, and then betrayed him. Or, rather, both at the same time. And man , it hurts.

“I don’t care,” he tries. Pearl almost chokes on her water.

“I do!”

Grian almost jumps again, his heartrate shooting right back up, as another head pokes out of Pearl’s room. A girl with curly red hair and freckles grins brightly at him.

“Who are you?” Grian demands. The girl giggles.

“I’m Gem,” she says, stepping into the living room and offering him her hand. “I like your breasts.”

“Thanks, I bought them myself,” Grian says reflexively, shaking her hand. Her grip is stronger than he’d expected, squeezing his hand like those people who grip food unreasonably hard and post pictures of it. “Why are you here?”

“We’re studying,” Pearl says. Gem nods.

“I’m totally invested in this whole thing now,” Gem whispers. “I have to give you my Snap, I need to stay updated on this. Please add me to your private story.”

Grian stares at her.

Honestly, maybe Mumbo wouldn’t yell at him if he sent him all his updates through Snapchat.

Maybe someone would finally give him useful advice.

“Hey, Scar? Can we talk?”

The good guy that he is, Scar is washing the dishes, the way he always does (even when it isn’t his turn!). He’s just gotten started after zero cajoling from Cub, but if he forgets while having this talk that’ll be on Cub’s head, not his own.

Scar shuts off the water and shakes the droplets off his hands. They used to have a towel hanging around here somewhere, but Scar used it two days ago to try and catch a stray cat and he doesn’t think anyone has replaced it.

“Of course, Cubby,” he says, turning around on his stool to face both Cub and Ren. They’ve been conspiring together on the couch since Scar used the restroom earlier, muttering secret plans in low voices and casting wary glances toward him whenever he looked at them. Now both of them look slightly uncomfortable, like this isn’t a conversation they think they want to have.

They’re probably going to ask him how he treats Ariana, aren’t they? Well, no worries there! He hasn’t done a single ungentlemanly thing toward her since they met. They have nothing to be concerned about in those regards.

Cub exchanges a secret look with Ren, before apparently deciding to take the lead. “Scar, how do you feel about . . . trans people?”

“Well, Cub, that depends on what you mean,” Scar responds, frowning. “Transmitter people? Translators? Transcribers? I think transmitter people sounds kind of like aliens, so I’m going to have to say I don’t feel great about them.”

Cub sighs. “Transgender people.”

Well, this is a little awkward, because Scar doesn’t exactly know what that is. He can gather that it has something to do with gender, but the prefix of trans isn’t clearing anything up. People who send their gender to other people? Can you send a gender?

“Now, I know exactly what you’re talking about,” Scar says. “But for the sake of Ren, could you explain what transgender means real quick?”

Cub blinks. Looks at Ren. Ren shrugs. Cub turns back to Scar. “You know, people whose gender doesn’t align with their bodies? Like, when someone who’s born a guy transitions to be a girl?”

“Oh, oh, oh!” Scar nods. He’s heard of that! Scott mentioned it once or something, and he can remember seeing stuff in the news about it. Really, Scar doesn’t know what the whole fuss is. Let people be themselves, and all that.

“So . . . how do you feel about trans people?” Cub prods. Again, Scar frowns.

“Well, once I meet a trans person, I’ll let you know!” he says graciously. He doesn’t quite get how trans people are different from normal people, but maybe they have an extra bellybutton or something. That would certainly be a detail he would have to consider in his decision.

Ren’s jaw drops. “Scar, I’m a trans person,” he says incredulously.

Wait.

What?

“But—” Scar glances between him and Cub, both of whom appear quite taken aback. “But you aren’t a girl!”

Ren barks out a surprised laugh. “Kinda the point, dude,” he says.

“You knew about Ren,” Cub insists. “You definitely knew.”

“I most certainly did not!” Scar retorts, his chest puffing up. “Wait, so—Ren, are you going to become a girl?”

“No, I used to be a girl,” Ren corrects. “You knew that!”

Scar shakes his head insistently. “But you’re so . . . Ren!” he says, trying to imagine Ren as a girl. He can’t make it work. “You’re a guy!”

“Tell that to my insurance,” Ren snorts. “But I appreciate the gender euphoria, my dude!”

“You knew that,” Cub repeats, still looking dumbfounded. “You brought Ren soup after his top surgery last spring break.”

Scar has no clue what top surgery is, but he does remember Ren getting a big chest surgery over spring break. He helped him out the whole time, seeing as Ren’s roommates had all gone home for the break. Scar practically lived in that apartment the entire week. “Wait, did you get your—uh, your things removed?” he asks, gesturing to his chest. “You had those?”

Ren is no longer laughing, back to matching Cub’s surprise. “Uh, yeah? Scar, my man, you gave me a sponge bath. You saw my bits!”

“I’m not the kind of man to pay attention to what another man has in his pants,” Scar tells him, turning his nose up.

“You literally knew me as a girl,” Ren continues. “Freshman year? I lived next door?”

And—

Hey, now that Ren mentions it, Scar does remember that one girl with the brown hair and the loud voice next door, False’s then-roommate. They had been pretty good friends until she stopped showing up and False started rooming with Ren instead.

Wait a minute.

“I thought she moved!” Scar says, just as astonished as the two of them. “You were her?”

A beat passes before Ren bursts into howling laughter, clutching at his sides. Cub still hasn’t stopped staring at him.

With a sudden intake of breath, Cub pinches the bridge of his nose under his glasses. He does that sometimes when Scar starts telling him about Disney. “Cool,” Cub says after he breathes out in a hiss of air. “Anyways—dude, stop laughing.”

“I can’t! Scar—he actually—”

“ Anyways, the point is we wanted to talk about Ariana,” Cub starts, and Scar can’t help the way he immediately blushes just at the mention of his love’s name.

Nope, there’s no way he can convince them of his chivalry. He’ll start stammering and something inappropriate will slip out.

To save himself any embarrassment, Scar stands up, grabbing the walker set beside him (though he’d really prefer his cane). “Sorry, gentlemen,” he says, nodding to both Cub and the now-rolling Ren. “Speaking of Ari, I have to go call her.”

He doesn’t plan to do anything of the sort. He just needs to get away before anything untoward is said.

“Scar, wait—”

Scar strides away toward the bedroom as quickly as his legs will allow him and shuts the door, leaving Cub and Ren alone in the kitchen.

He really has no idea why they brought up trans people. How strange.

Chapter Text

Mumbo doesn’t talk to Grian when he gets home.

It’s kind of awkward, because Grian hasn’t gone to bed yet when he arrives, so they just move around each other in a silent space usually full of laughter and teasing. Mumbo showers, puts on his pajamas, and makes a plate of spaghetti. Only enough for a single plate, not even asking Grian if he wants some.

It’s probably the coldest thing Mumbo has ever done.

Of course, it isn’t all on Mumbo. Grian isn’t doing anything to shatter the ice between them either. He’s still mad at Mumbo, even if he isn’t mad enough to be actively yelling at him.

Well, he isn’t really mad at Mumbo, per se.

He’s mad that he’s right.

Something they don’t tell you when you make a best friend is that sometimes, that best friend is going to be right about something and you’re going to be wrong. As far as Grian can recall, he’s always been the one in the right. It doesn’t feel so good the other way around.

So he won’t give Mumbo the satisfaction of knowing he was right immediately. Mumbo’s been pretty far up on his high horse lately, what with calling Grian out in the first place. If he wants to admit that he was mean about proving himself right, then Grian will forgive him, but until then he’ll make him sweat a bit.

He was right, though. Grian isn’t doing a good thing.

He’d had to imagine it from a different point of view. What if Hannah Montana, as Hannah Montana, was dating a smoking hot guy named Scar, and Scar was absolutely perfect to her and loved her so much, but then found out she was actually just a normal girl named Miley? That Hannah, the girl he’d fallen in love with, didn’t even really exist?

And then, what if it turned out that Miley was actually a boy?

It’s so similar to his situation that Grian can relate to it, yet different enough that he can look almost objectively. Yes, this is hurting Scar, and will only hurt more the longer it goes on. No, he can’t keep up the facade forever. Yes, his confession will likely put Scar out of the series until a cast reunion for the finale. There’s really nothing he can do about it.

Which sucks. It really, really sucks, because now that he’s realized it, all Grian wants to do is bury his face in his pillow and sob or scream or both.

Which is a really good way to describe his situation, so he puts it on his private story over a picture of the popcorn ceiling in the dark. Only this Gem girl and Scott are on the story, so he isn’t really worried about it getting out.

Scott responds instantly, as he always does. You good?

Grian, relishing in the drama, views the message, types for a moment, then closes Snapchat without responding.

The next time he sees Scar, he’ll tell him, Grian decides, lying in the dark bedroom with the suspicious lack of Mumbo’s loud snores coming from the bed beside his. It’s so quiet in their room. Too quiet. Quiet enough that he can hear the low murmur of Pearl playing video games in the next room over.

But Grian isn’t going to make the first move. He crosses his arms and huffs quietly. It’s already been, like, six hours of not talking or texting. Can’t Mumbo just stop being so stubborn and get over himself?

Whatever. He needs to come up with a plan of how he’s going to talk to Scar.

Scar’s out of town for a couple of days to properly wheelchair shop with his family, but they have a date planned for next Monday. The idea is to meet near the butterfly garden on campus around noon and take a walk—but, of course, Grian will be doing all the walking. Scar will be seeing how easily navigable the pretty spots on campus are with a wheelchair. They can talk and spend time together and Grian will be there in case the chair gets stuck and Scar needs help moving it. After they walk, they’ll hit up the campus cafe for lunch, then split off to head to afternoon classes (which means that Grian will be changing clothes in a bathroom somewhere. It also means that he’ll be underprepared for his class, seeing as he won’t have room in his backpack for textbooks).

That date will be the best time to talk to Scar. They won’t be in a restaurant, so there won’t be any obligation to stay in case of things going poorly. After a polite amount of time, Grian can say his piece about how he’s actually a dude but he still really, really likes Scar. He can apologize for playing the part of Ariana for so long and leading him on. He can show Scar who he really is under the make-up and hair extensions and fake boobs.

He doesn’t want to. It doesn’t need to be said, but there’s nothing Grian wants to do less than tell Scar.

On the other hand, though, this double life is getting exhausting. Sometimes, Grian speaks in his Ariana voice while ordering coffee. He automatically started doing his make-up when he woke up the other day. He feels naked if he goes out without being all done up in drag.

The other day he put on the whole ensemble just to take a couple of selfies, which he then sent to Scar after spending over an hour editing and adjusting them. He loses his train of thought all the time when Scar randomly pops into brain, stressing him out as he tries not to think of the confession that is sure to come. He keeps doodling Scar’s name all over his notes in class.

He wakes up later each morning after staying up late, texting Scar ‘in-character’ and flirting and joking and having weirdly deep conversations (which usually end in Disney talk), and by the time they both say good night Grian is racked with guilt and anxiety and exhilaration, which is frankly too many emotions to be racked with at once.

His phone lights up: a good night text from Scar, followed by two heart emojis. Grian smiles despite himself (and his stomach flips a little bit, because Scar is busy and in a different timezone right now while he’s out of town and he still remembered to send a good night text at the time that Grian usually goes to sleep) and sends one back with the happy-heart-face.

It’s so strange. Emojis, that is. He can send one and it somehow reaches Scar, and he can look at it and know that Grian—that Ariana is happy to hear from him and likes him. Isn’t that strange?

Stranger still is the method of transport. How on earth does it get to Scar’s phone? How is it even on Grian’s phone? How is anything on Grian’s phone?

Phones don’t make sense. He can just touch this little rectangle of glass, and suddenly he can do anything? How can something small enough to fit in his pocket contain so many multitudes? It can do so many things that weren’t possible in the recent past.

There’s just, like, a couple of wires and metal things inside. Squished in there, Grian imagines, though he’s never actually opened up a phone and looked inside. There’s nothing in there to explain how it can show so many things. His phone just knows how to display infinite images and words?

“Mumbo?” Grian whispers loudly. “How do phones work?”

A rustling of fabric.

“What?” Mumbo whispers back, sounding fairly incredulous.

“How do phones work?”

Mumbo sighs, loud and long, dragging on and on into a vocal fry. It’s frankly unnecessary. “Right, okay. Erm, why?”

Grian waves his hands around in front of him, despite Mumbo not being able to see that in the darkness. “You know. How does it know how to show me stuff? Because, like, it can play a whole movie. And it’s just able to show that?”

“Um, let’s think,” Mumbo says tiredly. “Well, I guess it has, like, receptors of some sort? And the receptors receive a signal that tells it to light up a pixel a certain way, and it does that, which makes a full image when you put it all together. And it goes really fast. I think. I would guess.”

Grian frowns. “Okay, but where does the signal come from?”

“Grian, I don’t know. Ask Tango, or someone else who’s actually in the comp-sci program.”

Grian probably won’t ask Tango (he doesn’t know him all that well), but he opens up his notes app and adds it to his list of things to figure out, right after has Mumbo turned Pearl into a vampire and is that why she’s usually up at night? and what is baby oil?

“Is that your list of things to figure out?”

“Maybe,” Grian replies noncommittally.

“You can remove the one about barcodes,” Mumbo says. “Turns out, they scan the white lines.”

“Really?” Grian gasps, and he copies which lines are scanned in barcodes? and adds it to the figured-out list, alongside how do you measure your trousers size? “Just like zebras!”

“Oh, and I found out that people with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome are called zebras,” Mumbo says.

“Oh. Why?”

“I . . . don’t know.”

Grian hums. He adds it to the list of things to figure out.

What he really needs to figure out, though, is exactly how he’s going to explain everything to Scar. He could write it down, but wouldn’t it be awkward to pull out a full letter and read from it when confessing something like this?

He would ask Mumbo, but he isn’t talking to Mumbo. And he would ask Pearl, but he’s pretty sure that she would be of less help than he would.

Grian opens Snapchat and grabs a photo of his pitch-black room. How am I supposed to tell him that I’m not who he thinks I am? he types on the picture. He adds it to his private story. Maybe Gem will have some helpful thoughts.

Scott replies right away. What even is this priv story what are we talking abt?? .

  Grian opens the message, then closes out of Snapchat.

He should sleep on it. He should really sleep on it. And then maybe nap on it. And maybe sleep on it a couple more times.

He’ll figure it out before Scar gets home.

Come March 1st, campus is decked out in pride decorations. And decked out , of course, means that there are little pride flags in every building and occasional posters or banners here and there. A little lackluster, but cute, and Grian smiles when he sees Scott across the quad, sitting at a table that’s handing out pins. Scott’s both on the activities board and the GSA board, so of course he’s going to be right where all the action is this week.

Grian’s already changed into Ariana. He’s wearing something more casual—a knee-length pink skirt and a white long-sleeved top, complete with his signature white converse. He wanted this outfit to be cute, but a little less . . . tryhard. Not that he usually considers his outfits to be tryhard, but he definitely has been going out of his way to try and impress Scar. He doesn’t need to. He needs to come as he is, and hope that Scar will accept that. Well, come kind of as he is. As Ariana.

He and Mumbo have started talking again, as they always do. Mumbo coached him over breakfast this morning about what to say and what not to say. Mumbo had highly advised that he meet Scar out of drag and confess right away, but there is absolutely no way that Grian is brave enough for that right off the bat. Still, his planned monologue is on repeat in his mind.

Scar, I have something to tell you.

Scar’s already in the butterfly garden when Grian steps in through the vine-covered arch. He looks . . . radiant.

Scar is sitting off to the side, beside a green bush that’s just starting to bud with little pink flowers. His eyes are closed, head tilted back, a slight smile on his face. He’s wearing his classic leather jacket on top of a black turtleneck that suits him quite well, his soft brown hair ending in a slight curl at the hem of the neck. That hair flutters slightly in the wind, rustling like silent leaves atop his head. He’s seated in an orange wheelchair, similar to the one that Grian had test-ridden but perhaps a tad bit more compact. The soles of his brown shoes lightly brush the ground as he gently sways his legs in time to some unhearable song.

I’m not who you think I am.

Grian’s never seen his face this relaxed. The crinkles around his eyes have washed into nothing, his skin soft and smooth. The slight smile belies some inner joke, perhaps, or a lovely thought that crosses his mind, lazier than a leaf falling into a pond. Even his slight scruff seems less shabby and more . . . serene, as if he was simply too busy breathing in the world to be bothered with such things.

I’m not a girl.

His chest rises slowly. In and out, in and out. Grian pauses, unwilling to disturb such a placid scene. All he can do is drink it in.

He looks at Scar and he sees everything. The entire world, spinning around them, but everything is still and perfect right where the two of them are.

My name isn’t Ariana.

Then Scar’s eyelids flutter, and beautiful green eyes land on Grian.

The smile grows into something that captures his entire face, and yet, it’s none the less peaceful. Laugh lines crease around his eyes, squinting them almost shut; his cheeks practically shine; the wind catches his hair just perfectly to swoop it back.

He’s beautiful.

He’s so, so beautiful.

“Ariana!” Scar says with so much adoration in his voice, and the golden bubble pops.

Grian isn’t who Scar thinks he is. For a moment there, Scar had been in love with him and everything had been perfect, complete with sunshine and butterflies. For that brief second, Grian looked into those eyes and only saw his life stretched out within them.

But Scar isn’t in love with him.

He’s in love with her.

The confession can’t come right away. If Grian has to tell Scar the truth right now, he’ll break. He’ll shatter into a million broken butterflies, their wings crumpled and torn, unable to take flight and enjoy the garden around them, withering slowly on the ground.

So Grian smiles, and Ariana smiles, and tries not to let the hurt show.

“Scar,” he says, hurrying forward. Scar stands from his wheelchair and before Grian can insist he sit back down, he wraps him up in his arms and hugs him tight. The smell of pine trees in summer fills Grian’s nostrils and his eyes burn, but he just grips Scar’s jacket a little tighter.

“Hey,” Grian says, when eventually he pulls back and Scar sits back down. Scar unlocks the wheelchair and starts moving off toward a nearby stone bench, dappled with sunlight under a white-blossoming tree. He parks himself there, and Grian sits on the bench, smoothing out his skirt.

“I’m kind of worried that I’ll slip on these petals,” confesses Scar. “So far, though, these wheels have kept up their tread! They’d better, with the fortune it cost me.”

“Right,” Grian murmurs. They need to go on this walk, because if they don’t walk then they won’t talk. “Scar—”

“Oh! I almost forgot, I got you something!”

Scar reaches into his breast pocket and pulls out something small, which he hands to Grian.

It’s a lesbian flag pin.

Grian stares at it.

He looks up. Scar is watching him expectantly.

Is Scar a lesbian?

“It matches your outfits!” Scar says proudly, and oh, that makes a lot more sense.

Grian tries really, really hard not to laugh. It’s just—well, yeah, the pin does match what Ariana usually wears, but there’s no way he can wear this pin without sending some wrong signals. “Oh, Scar,” he says fondly. “Scar, this is a pride pin.”

Scar’s brow furrows. “Pride? Like you’re proud of something, or, like, gay pride?”

Well, both, but that might be too much information right now. “Gay pride. This pin in particular is the lesbian pride flag.”

Scar still looks a little confused.

“Girls who are only attracted to girls, basically,” Grian elaborates. Scar’s face clears.

“Oh! Oh, I hope that isn’t you!”

“No, you’re good there,” Grian giggles. “I use a different pride flag, though.”

Scar’s face lights up again. He digs his hand into his trousers pocket and withdraws an entire handful of pride pins. “Good thing I grabbed one of everything! Which one is your flag?”

Grian shouldn’t be surprised. This is the same man who pulled a vase of flowers out of his pocket on the first date. Even so, he definitely didn’t expect this.

This is a wonderful opportunity to figure out Scar’s sexuality, though, and it’s been handed right to him! Grian scoots over on the bench and lets Scar dump the handful of pins between them, then begins sorting them.

“This is mine,” Grian says, holding up the familiar pink-purple-blue stripes. “Bisexual.”

Scar cocks his head like a curious dog. “What’s that?”

“It means I’m attracted to more than one gender,” he explains. “I like boys and girls.”

That one doesn’t quite land. Scar frowns, looks around, raises his eyebrows, smiles for a second, then frowns again. The emotions cycle through like a washing machine, round and round and round. “That’s . . . that’s not a thing. I thought it was just gay and straight.”

Wait, did Scar not even know about bisexuality? No wonder nobody can get a read on him! Grian nods vehemently. “Yep, bisexuality! This pin means gay, and this one is asexual, which means that you aren’t attracted to anyone. This one is pansexual, which is, like, you’re attracted to everyone.”

Scar grabs both pins with surprising speed and examines them, the purple and grey of one and the blue and yellow of the other. “They’re opposites,” he says, something akin to wonder in his voice. “I didn’t know that was possible!”

“There’s tons of sexualities,” Grian smiles. “That’s why they say LGBTQ+, you know?”

“Wait, does that mean something?”

“Lesbian, gay, bi, trans, and queer,” Grian lists off. “And the plus is for everything else.”

Scar perks up. “My friend Ren is trans! I actually just found out.”

Grian pauses for a moment. He can let that pass, or he can correct Scar. He’s inclined to move on from it, but Ren is a super cool guy and if he wasn’t out to Scar until just now, he probably doesn’t want to be publicly out. “That’s cool, but unless you know Ren is cool with it, I wouldn’t go around telling people,” he says. “Some people are more closeted than others.”

Scar hums in response. He turns the pansexual pin over in his hands, dropping the ace one back into the pile. “I didn’t know that was possible,” he says again, under his breath. Then he drops it as well, and picks up the nonbinary pin. “What’s this one?”

There’s so much to explain, and then Scar insists that they walk a little bit, and he picks a sprig of something green and tucks it behind Grian’s ear with a look so awestruck that Grian’s entire brain short-circuits.

So can he really be blamed if he doesn’t get around to confessing?

On tie-dye Tuesday, Grian and Mumbo and Pearl head over to the student center first thing in the morning to do some tie-dye together. Grian follows the instructions for a rainbow spiral, which he proudly dons as soon as he can (an unfortunate eight hours later, but maybe he’s a little impatient and puts it on before that time is up). It’s just in time for the math club, which he desperately needs to attend despite his fear of Scar. He can only struggle by on a C for so long, after all.

And, wouldn’t you know it, Scar does show up, peering into the door while leaning on his forearm crutches.

“Nice shirt!” Scar compliments with a bright grin, a grin that isn’t quite the same one he reserves for Ariana, which makes Grian want to sob for some reason. Instead he smiles and stands to show it off.

“Thanks! I made it today.”

“It’s staining the chair,” Mumbo complains. “Dude, you’re supposed to wait.”

“Oh, I just made one of those,” Scar says excitedly, setting down his backpack to pull out an opaque plastic bag. “I made it like the bisexual flag for my girlfriend.”

Under Mumbo’s heavy glare, Grian feels his ears heat up. “Oh, uh, uh, that’s cool,” he stammers. “I bet she’ll love it.”

“I hope so,” Scar says dreamily, then heads off for Impulse’s half of the study group, swinging his backpack over his shoulders.

Grian ducks his head away when Mumbo tries to catch his eye.

Which is really difficult, seeing as Mumbo’s teaching the study group.

On wear-your-colors Wednesday, Grian dresses in a pink cardigan over a purple top and blue jeans, and he and Scar meet up at the movies. Scar buys them a bucket of popcorn to share, and does that thing where he pretends to yawn and slowly stretches his arm around Grian, and Grian thinks his heart might explode.

He snuggles into Scar’s chest. This one barely even counts as a date, so it doesn’t matter if he doesn’t tell him today. He has the rest of the week.

On dress-like-royalty Thursday, Grian wears a typical Ariana fit with a feather boa and a tiny tiara for added flair. He meets Scar in the library—a study date, one that he had suggested, hoping that the quiet environment of the library would lead to the perfect time to confess.

Mostly it’s led to quiet kisses and giggles had in the cushy chairs on the second floor, near the ancient almanacs where hardly anyone ever browses.

It’s a risk to be here, as Ariana, but with any luck (luck that he hopes he doesn’t have) this will end with him not needing to hide any longer.

Of course, it’ll take a different kind of luck to keep from being discovered by someone else, and that luck is one that Grian always seems to be short of.

“Wait, so you’re on the student council?” Grian asks incredulously. Scar nods.

“Yep, I’m the treasurer! I don’t really do much, to be honest.”

Grian’s sure that Scar’s a great treasurer, because everything that he’s seen him do he’s been an expert at, but when he says that, Scar just kind of shrugs, a bit of pink dusting his cheeks.

“Oh, no. I ran for president, but ‘Suma beat me out,” he says. “I would’ve made a great president, though! My friend Bdubs always says so.”

“Of course you would,” Grian assures him. Scar feels like a natural-born leader, even if Grian’s generally opposed to the idea of leadership. He can make an exception.

Scar sighs wistfully. “Yeah. There were actually campaigns to get me removed as a polling option, though.”

“What? Why? What was your platform?”

“I was going to eliminate passing periods,” Scar says, waving a hand.

Grian blinks.

Passing periods? As in, the only thing that keeps every single student sane?

“I—what?”

“My schedule would look so much more neat without all those pesky little fifteen minute blocks!” argues Scar. Grian hadn’t been sure that he’d heard him right, but now that he knows. . . .

The campus is very, very lucky that Scar is the treasurer.

“I think I would’ve started a rebellion against you if you’d won,” Grian admits, laughing. “That’s . . . that’s terrible.”

Scar shrugs unrepentantly. “That’s what everyone says. I think they just didn’t see my vision.”

“Calling that a vision is generous,” a voice says from around the corner, and Grian fully panics as he sees a head of blue hair and a familiar gay smirk.

Scott comes into view, and for a moment his eyes crinkle in confusion at the sight of Grian as Ariana sitting with Scar. “Oh! Ariana Griande, I didn’t expect to see you . . . here.”

“You know my gi—?”

“Hey, Scott!” Grian hurries to interrupt Scar before he can finish his sentence. Please play along, please play along, please play along. “What’s up?”

Scott’s eyes flick between the two of them. It’s clear that he badly wants to know what’s going on, but after an antsy, perspiring moment, Scott’s eyes land on Grian and he raises his eyebrows.

“Are you already ready to headline the drag show tomorrow?”

The—?

Oh. Oh, the drag show. How could he forget?

The words, frozen in his throat, are beat out by Scar, who turns to Grian with a dramatic gasp.

“You’re performing in the drag show? I can’t wait!”

No. No, no, no, Scar can’t come see the drag show because then he’ll know, he’ll know, and Scott even asked Grian to give a short speech on what drag is which he had entirely forgotten about until just now and oh, his plans are all ruined!

“Me neither,” Scott says. “I’ve only seen—”

“Scar, you don’t have to come,” Grian blurts out. The look that Scar gives him is so terribly sad, though, his eyes wide and pitiful and lower lip quivering, that Grian immediately wishes he could retract the words.

“Of course I do! I want to support you!”

“And he actually does,” Scott points out. “He’s on the student council, they all have to attend for a special act that I have planned.”

Oh no.

Grian’s breaths are coming quicker and shorter and he can’t stop them.

This is just like the first time Scar saw him at the study group. This is just like when he realized he liked him. This is just like when they kissed for the first time.

This is just like the end of the world, and Iceland is calling Grian’s name.

Scott leaves with a jaunty wave and an even gayer smirk, even though Grian doesn’t remember a thing that happened in that conversation after learning that Scar would be at the drag show. Maybe he invented it? Maybe it was a hallucination borne of food poisoning. Does he have food poisoning? Maybe just normal poisoning.

Grian’s just about convinced his frantic self that he made the whole thing up when Scar turns to him with his gorgeous crooked smile and lovestruck eyes and asks a question that he never wanted to hear from his lips.

“What’s a drag show?”

Chapter Text

Grian has never felt more alone in his life.

There’s no good outcome. He was too late.

He really, truly meant to tell Scar. He did! But at breakfast he decided he had plenty of time, and then he forgot about it while in class, and then he was busy getting his drag bag together, and then. . . .

Okay, he procrastinated on purpose. He didn’t want to tell Scar everything, not right before he was slated to perform. What if he told him and then Scar was miserable and hated him and he still had to go on stage afterwards? This conversation is only going to end with both their hearts breaking, and he can’t perform like that.

That was one option, and it was one that Grian quietly rejected. Another was to ensure that Scar didn’t make it to the show, and, well. . . .

That hadn’t gone according to plan. If anyone asked, Grian had not spread oil all over Scar’s dorm’s stairs, then panicked and covered it with flour, then panicked again when it became dough, then pretended like he was making bread when Ren passed by. It simply did not happen.

For unrelated reasons, he currently has a jar of yeast in his backpack that he’s supposed to return to Ren. He also has a sticky, gravelly mess of something that’s meant to be bread dough just loose in his backpack. His back has been vaguely moist all day, and his math homework is done for.

Is ‘my bread ate my homework’ an excuse that his professor will accept when he doesn’t turn anything in tomorrow?

The third option is to just perform and hope that Scar doesn’t throw tomatoes at him. Scar has absurdly good aim. And if he runs out of tomatoes, he will just start throwing anything. Grian does not want to be brained by a stray crutch.

Unfortunately, since the other two options fell through, that’s the only one left. It has to be, because Grian is currently in the hastily set-up dressing room (re: a somewhat hidden and long-forgotten bathroom with a stall that won’t open) in the university’s convocation hall.

All the other students doing drag tonight are preparing at home, preferring to arrive early and get seats to watch everyone else rather than wait backstage, so Grian’s alone in the dingy restroom, applying his glittery make-up and trying not to cry.

He has half an hour before he’s supposed to be on stage. He’s gone with a classic schoolgirl look for his first appearance, the skirt far too short and his knee-length stockings pure white and frilly. He only buttons the shirt up about halfway, showing off his lacy black bra and false bosom. It’s cute, but he far prefers the outfit he’ll change into for the finale.

Hanging up in the one stall that will open is a hot pink, sequined skirt-suit. It’s a pencil skirt but with a slit in the back, perfect for the high kicks that he’s choreographed to an Ariana Grande song. The top will once again just be his bra under the sequin-y jacket, buttoned at his waist. The heels for the look are deadly—six inch stilettos in white leather. He’s probably going to break his neck, but he’d gotten the whole fit at Goodwill for ten dollars, so it’s totally worth it to die in vintage. The suit jacket has shoulderpads. What more could one need?

Everything’s ready except his hair. He’s still wearing the grey beanie he’s been wearing all day, the hairspray still setting in his extensions. He got here early and fluffed them up a ton, but he’s been putting off clipping them in.

When he puts on his hair, he’ll be Ariana, and it’ll all be over. Right now, half-Ariana and half-Grian, he can pretend that nothing has changed and nothing will change. For these last moments, he can pretend that Scar loves him.

The truth, the truth that Grian has been running from for far too long, is that Scar has only been loving a fantasy. He’s never seen the Grian in Ariana that Grian sees every time he looks in the mirror. It’s always been hidden under curly blond ringlets and a pair of false boobs.

“Don’t cry,” Grian whispers, staring hard at himself in the peeling reflection of the restroom mirror. “If you cry, you’re straight.”

He dabs the corner of his beauty blender into the red part of the palette that he tends to use for lipstick and starts on the application, rubbing his lips together with each dab. It’s okay. Everything is over tonight but that’s okay.

Even Mumbo had been sympathetic when he bid him farewell at the restroom door. He’d hugged him, whispered that everything would be all right, and went off to eat dinner before the show. Mumbo, though he thinks that Grian’s been going about this the wrong way, knows how much this means to Grian. He knows how much this hurts.

Lipstick is done. Grian takes a selfie, the deep mourning clear in his eyes and the twist of his lips. He adds it to his private snap with the caption ‘this is the end’.

It’s barely been uploaded when Scott replies. DUDE seriously are you ok????

Grian opens it. He doesn’t respond.

He should have told Scar. He should have confessed the minute he caught feelings—no, he should have confessed the first time Scar approached him! He should have laughed and told the handsome stranger at the bar that he was very much a man, but thanks for the compliment.

Just imagining doing that makes Grian want to claw his stomach out.

If he had never gone out with Scar, he never would have known him. He never would have held his hand as he cried, or watched understanding dawn in his eyes as Grian explained pride pins, or helped him feel comfortable in a wheelchair, or giggled with him at the library, or kissed him.

He’s never going to get to kiss Scar again.

How was he going to survive without the feel of his lips?

Grian is survived by his sister, Pearl, and his best friend, Mumbo, Grian starts intoning silently as he tries to imagine life without kissing Scar. He was best known for performing as the drag queen Ariana Griande. His last words were something stupid that we forgot to record.

Mumbo would never let that happen. They agreed in freshman year of high school that if either of them died first, the other one would vouch that they said something super sick as their last words. Grian’s headstone is going to have a Tech Deck track, that’s how cool Mumbo’s going to make him seem. It’s in his will. Mumbo’s is going to have a marble race.

Grian checks his phone. Twenty minutes.

He should start on his hair.

Dread wells up from where it’s been building ever since yesterday afternoon, threatening to drown him. The noise of passing students around the corner and the distant sound of the crowd in the auditorium do nothing to shake him from his soul-burying despair and he stands, for a moment, and considers letting himself fall apart.

Then the restroom door swings open, and in walks none other than Scar.

He’s got his cane tonight, and Grian’s certain it has something to do with the bouquet of roses under his arms. He’s dressed in a reddish-brown waistcoat over a puffy white shirt with slacks to match, his hair brushed neatly and pulled into a tiny ponytail. For a moment, he seems surprised, but it quickly melts into elation.

“Ari,” he says, proffering the bouquet. “I didn’t expect to see you here! I brought these for you.”

He should have found a closet to prepare in. Of course, the only other student who knows this restroom exists is Scar. Of course. Because Grian’s lucky like that.

Too surprised to react properly, too full of grief to speak, too nervous to act, Grian chooses the only logical option and bursts into tears.

“What? Oh, hey, hey, it’s okay! Is it the flowers? I can get different flowers!”

Scar drops the flowers in a sink and immediately pulls Grian into his warm arms. Arms that shouldn’t be around him, because Grian has been lying to this wonderful man for so, so long, but Grian can’t help but hold on even tighter.

He smells like pine trees. He always does. He smells like real pine trees, not like the air freshener version, but like someone went out to the forest twenty years ago and chopped a pine tree into mulch and then baby Scar rolled around in it until it sunk permanently into his skin.

Grian thinks he loves pine trees.

He’s going to miss this. He’s going to miss Scar’s warmth, and his smell, and the slight scratchiness of his stubble on Grian’s cheek as he kisses away a tear.

He’s going to miss it so much.

“I can get different flowers,” Scar promises, his voice soft and comforting. One hand rubs circles into Grian’s shoulder, firm but without too much pressure. “I want everything to be perfect for you.”

It’s too late, because Scar is his everything and he’s already perfect, and Grian has to cast him away like he was never anything.

Last month Scar brought him a single rose, apologizing sincerely that it couldn’t be a dozen. Now he’s brought him a dozen, and he’s apologizing that he hasn’t brought the world.

What did Grian do to deserve such a cruel punishment?

“I love them,” Grian sniffles. He pulls back slightly and rubs a hand under his eye: it comes away pink with make-up. “Oh, Scar, your shirt—” Scar’s waistcoat has a similar print on the breast. He couldn’t have remembered setting spray before dissolving into tears?

“It’s fine,” Scar waves off, ignoring the face print on his likely very expensive vest. He wipes another tear from Grian’s cheek with his thumb, nothing but open and loving concern in his gorgeous green eyes. “Are you okay? Pre-show jitters? Did something happen?”

He catches I’m fine on the tip of his tongue, swallowing back the lie that so automatically rolls to the front. He can’t lie to Scar anymore.

“Something happened,” he forces himself to say, his stomach doing so many somersaults that he thinks he might throw up all over Scar’s shoes. Something is such an understatement. Everything that has ever happened between them has been pretended. Literally everything. He needs to start at the beginning, but it’s all gotten tangled up worse than a pair of wired earbuds and he doesn’t know how to sort it out.

What would Hannah Montana do?

She would make it as dramatic as possible for good TV. When Grian writes all this down in his memoir, he can make this story into a pivotal moment of his life if he plays it right.

He can’t imagine doing it any other way, actually. This is a moment that deserves drama because Scar deserves a fuss.

Scar is more important to him than any other thing in his life. He deserves to leave it with an emotional, movie-worthy moment.

Grian takes another step away. “I’m not who you think I am,” he says, fresh tears rolling down his cheeks. Then, with something that could be called a flourish (but is really more like a sad flop), he pulls his beanie off his head.

Scar blinks. “You cut your hair?”

“No. No, I—” he hiccups a sob— “I’m not a girl. I’m so sorry, Scar, I—I’m Grian, Ariana is just my drag persona, I’m sorry! I’m so, so sorry!”

He clutches his arms around himself, digging his sparkly nails into his elbows. He did this. He brought this upon himself, he hurt Scar like this, he ruined their lives all by himself for no reason.

“I’m afraid I still don’t know what drag is,” Scar says, moving a bit closer. “Do you—do you want a hug?”

He really wants a hug from Scar, but he shakes his head. “Drag is, it’s when you’re one gender and you dress up as another. I’m Grian, from math study group? Mumbo’s roommate. I—I dress up as a girl for fun. I’m sorry, I never meant—I never meant for it to get this far!”

He chances a glance up at Scar, wiping his eyes so that he can see through the blur of tears. It’s a bad idea.

Scar looks like someone punched him in the face. His mouth is slightly ajar, his eyes scrunched up in pain, his forehead wrinkled. He opens his mouth to speak, but a toilet flushes.

The stall that wouldn’t open, well, opens.

A student walks out, eyes down. He steps around Grian to the sink, carefully avoiding his make-up laid out on the counter. The faucet turns on.

Grian looks at the floor.

Scar finds something on the ceiling to be very interesting.

The student keeps his eyes fixed on his soapy hands.

Mentally, Grian sings through the entire alphabet twice before the guy turns off the water. He shakes his hands once over the sink, then grabs a paper towel from the dispenser. The dispenser squeaks loudly, and he grabs another one, eliciting another squeak.

“Sorry,” the student mutters, dodging around Scar. He tosses the balled-up paper towels in the trash on his way out.

As soon as the door swings shut, Scar speaks.

“I don’t understand,” he says, his voice utterly broken. Grian bites his lip, trying to swallow another sob. “I . . . you didn’t . . . like . . . me?”

“I—no! I mean, yes! Yes, I liked you—I like you so much!” Grian hurries to reassure. “That’s why—that’s why I never told you. Scar, you’re . . . incredible,” he says honestly. He wipes his eyes, then his nose, and does his best to offer Scar a smile, though his mouth opens unbidden, a mucusy spit bubble popping between his lips with a repressed keen. “You’re . . . you’re the best b-boyfriend I’ve ever h-had, so I didn’t tell you b-because I didn’t want to lose you!”

Grian buries his face in his hands. He can’t bear to have Scar look at him any longer and see everything that he isn’t. He can’t have his brokenhearted eyes searching for some answer that he doesn’t have.

“I can be the girl, I guess.”

“What?” Grian asks, looking up. That feels like a total non-sequiter, as well as being nonsensical. Did he miss something?

Scar doesn’t look quite as hurt as he did a moment ago. He looks thoughtful, like he’s trying to figure out a really tough math problem. “One of us has to be the girl, right?” he says pragmatically. “If it isn’t you, it can be me. I can become a girl. Like trans people.”

What is he talking about?

Grian’s brain takes a couple of seconds to catch up to exactly what Scar’s suggesting. Scar wants to . . . become a girl? So that they can stay together?

To be honest, it is a little tempting. In no world is that a solution that Grian would have even conceptualized, but it makes sense.

Wait. No, it doesn’t make sense. Unless Scar is actually trans, that would be cruel. Forget that Grian would be into Scar as either a boy or a girl, the problem is that Scar’s straight and Grian is a man.

“But I’m still a boy,” he points out. “And I’m—I’m bi, so it doesn’t matter to me, but you would have to be attracted to boys, too.”

Scar thinks on that for a moment. His eyes trace side to side, his lips pursed. Finally, he shrugs. “I can be gay,” he says simply. “Or—or, bi? Maybe? Or the other one? That would be easier than becoming a girl.”

“Wait, but—but are you bi? Or gay?” Grian asks, utterly befuddled. “If—if I was a guy—I mean, I am a guy, but if Ariana was a guy, would you be into him?”

“I really haven’t thought about it much,” Scar says, and he moves closer to lean against the counter. “But. . . .” he reaches out with his free hand.

Slowly, Grian sets his hand in Scar’s. This can’t be anything. This is Scar just letting him down slowly, and that’s it. It can’t be more than that. He can’t hope, or else he’s pretty sure his heart would quite literally explode.

Scar looks into his eyes. Perfect, still-hurt-but-not-only, emerald green eyes.

“I like you,” Scar says, and Grian’s heart trips and falls like someone tried to make bread on its stairs. “I don’t like you because you’re a girl—or, or not, I guess. I like you because you’re . . . you. Because . . . because you listen, and you’re funny, and when you laugh your teeth shine like stars, and I feel so . . . I love you, Ari—or, Gri. I’ve been wanting to say it for a while now.”

Grian’s knees are going to snap and he is going to collapse. It’s just a given.

Scar loves him.

Yes, he knows he isn’t Ariana, and he still loves him.

Is this real? It can’t be real. This conversation was always going to end with both of their hearts breaking. There’s no way that this is happening and real and not a delusion that he made up to make himself feel good about a way it could be.

Scar’s hand is soft and slightly sweaty in his. He smells like pine trees in the summer.

Grian bursts afresh into tears.

“I—I’m fine,” he says when Scar tries to comfort him, and this time it isn’t a lie. “I—are you sure? I lied to you, Scar. For, like, a long time.”

Scar raises a brow. “Do you want to stay together?”

“Of course.”

“So do I.” Scar shrugs. “Can’t it just be like that?”

Can it?

“I mean, from my perspective, I had a girlfriend and now I have a boyfriend? Kind of, like, both at the same time?” Scar squeezes his hand. “I’ve never had a boyfriend before, and . . . I really like you. Can we . . . will you be my boyfriend?”

Grian can’t speak. Tears choke his throat.

Maybe his heart is breaking, but in a good way.

He nods.

Scar’s cane falls as he pulls Grian into another hug. It’s real. He’s so real around him that Grian feels shellshocked and whiplashed and heartbroken and loved and treasured and joyful and everything, every feeling ever at the same time.

“I think I love you, too,” he whispers, and Scar’s shoulders hitch.

“Even though I’m not a girl?”

Grian laughs wetly, lightly shoving Scar’s chest. “That’s my problem, you—you spoon!”

Scar laughs as well, holding Grian even tighter. “Losing you wasn’t even an option, you know,” he mumbles into Grian’s (short) hair. “I’d still love you if you were a worm, you know.”

Wow. There’s no way that Scar knows about the dream he had those weeks ago, so he doesn’t know just how much this means to him. That Scar would love him, even if he were trying to kill him?

Scar loves him.

“Also, I’m still not exactly positive on what a drag show is, exactly.”

The drag show!

Grian jumps out of Scar’s arms, fumbling for the sink that doesn’t have a bouquet of roses in it. “I forgot, oh—oh, shoot, I totally forgot, I’m going to be late—”

“I’ll stall for you,” Scar promises. He picks up the flowers and his cane, leaning heavily on it. “I’ll think of something. Oh, I was hoping to take you out to dinner after?”

“Uh, sure,” Grian says distractedly as he frantically fixes his eyeliner. “Where to?”

“Anywhere but Chick-fil-a. I’m banned.”

Grian tables that question for later. They have all night, after all.

They have forever.

He can’t quite contain a smile.

“Let’s go somewhere fancy,” declares Scar. “The treasury can definitely cover one more dinner.”

At first, Grian doesn’t process that. When he does he freezes.

“Scar,” he says slowly.

“Okay, gotta go, bye!”

The door swings shut behind him.

The tear tracks are still clear on his cheeks. Grian grins at the mirror, tabling that other question for later, as well.

“I have a boyfriend,” he says wondrously. “Scar . . . Scar loves me.”

Scar loves me for me.

No more hiding, Grian decides. He’s going to be himself, through and through, from now on. He’s never going to pretend to be someone else ever again.

Then he clips his hair extensions in, touches up his lipstick, and, with a dazzling smile, Ariana leaves the restroom.

The convocation hall is packed. After hearing that a real drag queen was coming to perform, and that student performances were welcome, everyone that could come did. It’s standing room only, and with the wide space near the front of the stage has become something of a mosh pit without moshing. What are those things called? Martyn’s really not sure.

Scott’s supposed to be backstage, but he had said in no uncertain terms that he was going to watch the other performers, so he’s standing beside Martyn in the non-mosh pit, his cheap Elsa costume a little too-tight on his body. Jimmy’s also there on Scott’s other side, seeing as how the two of them are basically a package deal nowadays. He looks less sure of his place than Scott does, who is keeping up a running commentary about whatever it is that this Scar guy is going on about.

“Where even is Grian?” Scott whispers. “Scar isn’t supposed to be up there.”

Martyn shrugs, checks his watch. How long is this supposed to run? He’s never been to a drag show before. He has homework to do.

“And—oh, it looks like—yep!” Scar turns back to face the audience, waving the bouquet of flowers he has for some reason. “Now introducing the main entertainment—and my boyfriend—Ariana!”

“Boyfriend?” Scott says loudly, sounding utterly shocked. Finally, the real event.

And the drag queen who walks out is—

Oh.

Oh.

He sees the legs first. The man’s legs are slender and smooth, walking expertly in some super high heels. His figure—where did he get boobs? Are those real? And his hair?

It’s probably the best make-up Martyn’s ever seen. This guy looks—

Ariana reaches for the mic. She smiles, bright and adorable, and says, “Hey, guys! How are we doing tonight?”

How on earth does he get his voice—?

Warmth pools in the pit of Martyn’s stomach. He glances, wide-eyed, at everyone else—Scott is cheering raucously, Jimmy looks a little confused, and everyone else is whooping and cat-calling and not having any sorts of crises over this moment.

Scott knows everything, though, so Martyn tugs on his sleeve. “Scott,” he says. “Dude. Scott.”

Scott turns to him, a little red in his face from cheering, and raises his eyebrows. “What’s up?”

Martyn swallows, his mouth uncomfortably dry. He glances back up at Ariana, unable to process anything that she’s saying. All he can register is the man on the stage. “I, uh. Scott?”

“Hm?”

“I think I might not be straight.”