AzureCake16
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Gem Tay and Pearl Moon: The Truth Revealed at Last! by AzureCake16
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Sep 2025
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If one is being interviewed then the other is on set, or even right next to the other. Even on their social media posts, they make frequent cameos on the others account—occasionally via alleged hacking, such as Gem posting a selfie of Pearl lying on the ground buried under balls of paper, apparently the result of a late-night writing session.
So, it's finally time for the million dollar question. Are Gem and Pearl a couple?
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did i build a ship to wreck? by AzureCake16
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 Jul 2025
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“You’re not being reasonable, you know that, right?”
“Grian!” Snaps Jimmy, flaring his own wings out angrily “Just let me do this! I can handle myself without you worrying about me!”
“Someone needs to.”
“You need to let me do this, just give me some free will, for goodness sake!”
“You don’t know what you’re dealing with Jim.”
ORGrian’s journey to save his siblings from the clutches of the fae, before its too late
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Z is standing with his head bowed, tail lashing nervously behind him. He's messed up, he knows he messed up.
"Z" says one of Counselors sharply, voice echoing with the power of a thousand watchful eyes "Are you aware of what you have done, my child?"
"Yes, I apologize I-"
"Hold your tongue, we have not given permission to speak." they snap "You where ordered to watch. To observe, and nothing more. Instead you saw it fit to interfere."
Z stays silent.
"You are only meant to watch. We are the archivists of the universe and you have ruined that timeline, for your foolish attachments. All so you could be a hero. How dare you?!"
or put simply: hermit!ranboo anyone?
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Tango Tek is a good student (above average even) and a good friend. But after a fateful night out in Shibuya, he finds himself drawn to the canvas for the first time since he was a child.
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Spring of our love by AzureCake16
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
14 Jun 2025
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Scott wants a life with Scar.
The realization is bone chilling, and Scott can't sleep for another few hours, because he has never needed to go to another's room to feel content, if he needed a room there was always an inn, or camping on the side of the road.
Or:
Scott is on the run with his past breathing down his back, and some would call him a lost soul.
Scar is the endlessly optimistic mayor of a small city, with a passion for music.And this is the story of their love, and it is the greatest love story of all time.
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Existential Crisis Mode by LuciaInTheSky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Nov 2025
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Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.
Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.
It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.
Finally, something interesting to deal with.
Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.
Because there’s always a goddamn cult.
(Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)
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- Part 1 of Crisis of Faith
- Part 1 of The Spideyhood Obsession Continues (More at Five)
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31 Oct 2025
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everybody loves a winner, so nobody loved me by rreckonerr
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025)
08 Oct 2025
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Their eyes meet. Superman appraises him silently. Tracks the emaciated planes of his face down to the sharp jut of his collarbones from under the neck of his shirt. Lex doesn’t let himself wish for a door to close, for a curtain to drop, for a blanket to pull over his head. He feels like a child. Terrified and sick about it.
“It’s Wednesday,” Superman says, voice low. Gentle, almost, as if Lex is some sort of stray animal, tense and shaking, primed to bite. Demeaning.
Lex is not shaking. He holds his breath for a moment, wills the rhythm of his lungs to slow. He concentrates the fear into disgust, into a single heated beam of hatred. There are protections in place. Contracts, laws. Lex is government property. Superman won’t — he won’t.
Nobody will touch Lex Luthor.
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31 Oct 2025
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The Great Boyfriend Bake Off by pomeloquat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Mar 2023
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Clark knows for a fact that his boyfriend is better than Batman’s. Now, if only he had some way of proving it.
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11 Oct 2025
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Superwoke: The Batman Edition by zoluarts
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
22 Jul 2025
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It's no secret that Guy Gardner harbors some sort of grudge against Batman. And it's no secret to any superhero that the leadership change of the former "Justice Gang" is the reason. However, when Guy is questioned about this during an interview, his pride leads him to give a different and infinitely more problematic answer.
"You know what Batman's problem is, honey?" Guy asks, grabbing the microphone from the woman's hand and pointing it at the camera angrily. "The problem is Batman can't see any gay people at the top! That's that homophobic jerk's problem!"
or: guy gardner calls batman homophobic to the world. and no matter what bruce does to fix it, nothing seems to be working. he resorts to more extreme measures.
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06 Oct 2025
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Do me a favour by RockCatTomato for AzureCake16
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Aug 2025
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“Do you have any idea how flammable a base made of the actual forest is?”
“Well,” Lizzie says, straightening from the flowers she had been planting, dirt still caked to her hands and under her fingernails, “I’m not planning on starting any fires. Are you?”
“Who knows?” Cleo responds, “I might get the urge.”
They gesture over to the top of the nearby mountain, on which rests a half-constructed turret of a cobblestone castle. “That’s my place. Given my position, who knows what could happen? I could wake up the boogeyman and send you a nice, neighbourly river of lava.”
Lizzie crosses her arms. “Are you threatening me?”
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Lizzie and Cleo meet, they fall in love, and then everything goes terribly, terribly wrong.