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all paths leads to you, on a sunny afternoon. by Xenphone
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
16 Sep 2025
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Scar was just doing the moral and upstanding citizen thing of helping a poor injured stranger in an alleyway.
So what if he kept meeting with that same said stranger? And what if he comes to him in need of his medical help? To help him and his friends with suspiciously large injuries, that would probably be better if they went straight to a proper hospital, stitch up or bandage something!
This was 100% normal upstanding citizen behavior and Grian was definitely a 100% normal citizen.
(spoiler: Scar was very wrong.)
TLDR: Doctor Scar (who does not know that he is working as an illegal doctor) x Viliian Grian. In the format of, 5 times scar meets up with ‘normal’ citizen Grian and 1 time he finds out Grian was in fact, not a normal citizen. + superpowers👍
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“Midnight Strangers” by seriouscalamity (←goated and a must read fic for all scarian enjoyers)
&, “do you know the line that I'd walk for you?” By Seito (← a really cute Bungou Stray Dogs fic I read years ago and it never left my mental) NO PRIOR OR ANY BSD KNOWLEDGE REQUIRED 🙏🥹promise -
Pround Immortal's Saving Impact by Xenphone
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Mar 2023
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Genshin but Svsss au.
You don't need to know what svsss is since it's more of inspired and doesn't really follow its plot lol.Nether Only joined his sister to play this stupid game called Genshit because she kept on pestering him to play. So what does he do? Speedrun it of course! Spamming through dialogue, which was slow as crap, spam sprint everywhere, still stupidly slow, pressing ‘quick start’ on all events and skipping all lore just so he can get primos and press that sweet sweet ‘x10 wishes’ button to boast and nothing else.
It admittedly, wasn't the best idea….
As one horrible fine day, he woke up, the protagonist cum traveller, Aether’s body that he played as…
“WHAT THE F***!!???!”
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The only stardrew fic I will ever write.
Inspired by "Sounds of Slience" by author Nayt0reprince (orphaned account)Completed since I'll probably never update it
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Who the fuck is that? by Valhallaeiru
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game), Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
12 Apr 2026
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(Belated April Fools - The AU nobody asked for: post-break-up Deadpool/Robert, eventual Flambert.)
“Hi, guys,” Robert says, buttoning up his shirt, hiding the flush running underneath. “This is Wade. Wade, this is the Z-Team.”
“Oooh,” scarred fingers reach for Wade’s mask to lower it, revealing even more scars around his lips. Invisigirl must notice too, because she instantly averts her eyes. It’s way worse than looking at Chad’s stumps. Robert… Robert must have really loved the man, Chad thinks, sniffing.
“It’s nice to meet my baby boy’s new team!”
“Baby-what?” Alice all but screeches, voice higher than normal, making Chad flinch.Chad is not happy about Robert's ex...
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Mecha Man is dead.
Well, not permanently. That would require Robert to actually stay dead, and so far he hasn't found a method that will really stick. His suit is broken beyond his monetary capabilities to repair, however, so his hero career is as close to dead as it's ever been. He's just about to consider switching tactics, trying to become a hero without the suit when he's given a proposition. Become a dispatcher for SDN, and they'll give him everything he needs to fix his suit. To become Mecha Man again.
Of course he accepts. However, he doesn't realize that the job not only expects him to turn the most hardheaded, stubborn, pieces of shit villains into heroes, but also throws him directly into the path of the one family friend he's been avoiding for 15 years. With a budding crush on the local beefy tech wizard and corporate threatening to dismantle his team before they can really get started, Robert's faced with what appears to be a Sisyphean task. However, he knows he can survive long enough to become Mecha Man again.
After all, it's so much easier to survive when nothing can kill you in the first place.
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- Part 4 of Mecha Man Undying
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09 Feb 2026
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The bast fic I've every read that feeds the angst brainworms in my head
10/10 read I am foaming at the mouth this is everything I love and more
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“Bingo!” Scar cheers triumphantly, standing up from his seat and lifting his card up to the sky, showing it off to the whole room with pride. “Haha! Take that, ladies! Oh yeah, third time in a row!” he laughs, making everyone in the room groan as they proceed to clean their tables.
Grian sits in the corner of the room, arms crossed and eyebrows furrowed. Looking at Scar, still flaunting his victory with a scowl on his face. His own collection of six Bingo cards on the table discarded pathetically, not even anything remotely close to a line in any of them.
Grian leans to the right conspirationally, whispering to the old lady beside him.
“I don’t know how he does it, but I know that he’s a dirty, dirty little cheater.”
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Scar cheats in Bingo so Grian decides to also cheat in Bingo in retaliation
(spoilers: they get kicked out)Bookmarked by Xenphone
18 Sep 2025
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Cute, funny, lovely, adorable ehehehe... i love them so much
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i threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs by deadwriter16
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Dec 2024
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“Hey, there are like, tons of crumbs on Kirishima’s lap,” Kaminari points out. “Those are gonna get all over the car. Don’t you care?”
“I hope somebody rear-ends me,” Katsuki responds.
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or, the post 431 happy ending. nothing is actually that deep. katsuki is just dramatic and izuku is just oblivious. they figure it out eventually
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17 Dec 2024
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The Greatest Harvest by Wolven_Spirits
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2023
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Shen Yuan found the perfect way to live a low-key, relaxing life in the post-canon world of PIDW: by becoming a farmer!
Raise cool plants, and live a quiet life writing herbariums with his brother.
So why in the world were all these troublesome figures suddenly appearing at his gate??
This wasn’t why he became a farmer!