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Bruce was sick and tired of it. Seeing articles, everyday, about ‘Is this Celebrity gay?’ or ‘Are Celebrity and Celebrity in a queer relationship?’. The articles were invasive and rude, and most importantly, never about him.
He wanted an article written about him, speculating if he was gay. But no matter what he did, there was none. He openly flirted with men during interviews and at elite events, he donated and dedicated speeches to LGBTQ+ charities, he even wore a rainbow flag as a cape to pride! How much more obvious could he be?
Oh- and get this- he had made so many jokes, gay jokes, about him and Clark, on live, national, television! They had even kissed! Sure it was painted as a joke, but he had not seen even one Reddit post talking about it! It was honestly kind of offending.
For once, the internet wasn’t gossiping.
And Bruce wished they were.
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He startled out small. He wore a rainbow tie clip to a press conference. It was small and subtle enough to be missed by the air headed elites shaking hands with him, but enough for at least a few dedicated fans to spot and post about.
But what did he get? Nothing. Absolutely zilch. Okay, that was a lie- he had a seen a post or two about it, but only about how supportive he was of his children, who were all openly queer or allies. Tsk.
Bruce himself wasn’t technically ‘openly queer’, but he couldn’t really make it much more obvious. At this point he’ll just have to kiss Clark on live TV!
…Wait a second.
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“And without further ado, Bruce Wayne! Here to talk about the Wayne Foundation’s plans for 2025.” The host announced.
The audience applauded politely as Bruce walked out to the podium confidently, waving and winking at people in the audience. Just like the billionaire playboy the public thinks he is. Well they won’t be thinking it for much longer.
“Thank you everybody for coming out here!” The audience started applauding and cheering again.
Bruce unbuttoned his blazer smoothly, which apparently makes you seem more relaxed and inviting. “It means a lot to me that you’ve all taken time out of your day to be here, I know we’ve had some bad weather.” That earned a few chuckles. “But the reason I’m so grateful for you guys is because the Wayne Foundation itself means a lot to me. It’s helped so many people pick up their lives and get off the streets. It’s helped people find jobs during the toughest times of their lives. But I still think I could be doing more. That’s why I’m starting a new movement this year, dedicated to helping LGBTQ+ youth get the help and medical treatment they need and keep them safe. This will come in the form of charities and free health clinics.”
Bruce paused, letting his words sink in. After a few moments of whispering he spoke up again. “We’re also going to be partnering with the GCPD to build more shelters and protected areas so children living on the streets can be kept safe until they can find a home. There will be an establishment set up near Wayne Enterprises - the exact location hasn’t been determined yet - where you can donate and offer assistance. This project is called Gotham’s Pride.”
He waited a few moments before letting his stance fall loose. “I will now be accepting questions.”
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“Are you seriously doing this?” Dick asked with an incredulous look on his face.
Clark shrugged. “The public already knows I’m gay, it’s not like it’s going to be life changing for me.”
“Yeah but you do realise you’re going to be announcing that you’re in a relationship with Bruce Wayne?” Dick pointed out.
Jason was standing behind him, pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration. “Why are you trying to talk him out of it, Dick?”
Dick whirled around. “Why do you see nothing wrong with this?”
“I see lots of things wrong with this, which is why I want him to go through with it.” Jason laughed, smirking.
Clark sighed. “People already know I’m friends with Bruce Wayne. They don’t care about the nature of my connection with the elite, just that I have one. They couldn’t care less if we were enemies or getting married.”
Jason yawned exaggeratedly. “It’d be much cooler if you guys were enemies.”
Dick swatted him. “Oh shut it. We all know you’re going to start volunteering at the charity as soon as it opens up.”
Jason blushed, turning away. “It’s a good cause. You’d do the same if you weren’t holed up in Blüdhaven all the time!”
“Yeah, but I’m not embarrassed about it.”
Jason was about to retort when Alfred walked in, looking as refined as ever.
“It’s time, Master Clark.”
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When the wave of questions finally died down, Bruce turned and made his way off the stage. Almost. Before he reached the steps to backstage, he turned around, walking back to the podium.
He held up a finger. “Actually, there’s one more thing I want to do before I leave.”
Clark walked out, smiling shyly as he took his place next to Bruce.
“Ladies and gentlemen, Clark Kent.” Bruce said, gesturing to the man next to him.
Without much more hesitation, Bruce cupped a hand to Clark’s cheek and kissed him. It only lasted a few seconds, lest it be deemed inappropriate, before he pulled away.
Bruce took Clark’s hand and leaned in to the microphones. “Thank you.”
They held their hands high as they exited the stage.
Bruce smirked as he heard the audience erupt behind him.
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Bruce Wayne ☑️ @brucewaynereal
Read more about Gotham’s Pride in the latest issue of The Gotham Globe newspaper. A summarised version of the article is available for free on their website. Link below.
Also, did you guys like the boyfriend reveal?
Alex! @brucieapologist._
@brucewaynereal YESYESYESWE DID WE DEFINITELY DID LIKE THE BOYFRIEND REVEAL WBEWLSIEWIKWKW (everyone hype him up)
zee || comms closed @keplarilien
@brucewaynereal THIS IS THE BESY DAY EGER WERE ALL PROUD OF YOU BRUCE!!! THIS IS A WIN FOR GAYS EVERYWHWEE
bruce kent @clark_wayne
@brucewaynereal CHANGED MY LIFE SO MYCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY USERNAME AS WELL
bro i’m dead @jasonptodd
@brucewaynereal so proud of you, and im thankful for all the support you’ve given this community
Call me Dick @dgraysonwayne
@jasonptodd are you okay
bro i’m dead @jasonptodd
FUCK SHIT FCUK WRONG ACCOUNT PRETEND YOU DIDNT SEE ANYRHING
Bruce Wayne @brucewaynereal
@jasonptodd I appreciate the kind words, Jason. Are you coming to family dinner tonight?
bro i’m dead @jasonptodd
@brucewaynereal i don’t think i can ever look anybody in the eye again
i see all @babsgordon
@jasonptodd good luck, dick just left to drag you to dinner. i think he broke some speeding limits.
bro i’m dead @jasonptodd
@babsgordon @dgraysonwayne OH FUCK OFF
Clark Kent @kentdailyplanet
I’m so proud of all the work you’ve done for Gotham @brucewaynereal! You’re the best boyfriend I could have ever asked for ❤️❤️❤️