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Bad pickup lines and Greater results

Summary:

Denki unintentionally converts Toga to heroism through bad pickup lines. He knew they weren’t all bad!

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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"Are you lightning? Because your McQueen!"


The boy shook horrified under the cracking mask of flirtatiousnesses from the knife firmly pressed against his neck. Quick shaky breaths escaped him as he stood impossibly still against the brick wall of the stray ally. The light blonde girl raised a brow, her smile growing wider to show her overgrown canines before bursting into a fit of giggles.

 

"Funny, strong, and cute! I found myself a package deal!"

 

Denki let out the long breath he was holding, making slow calculated movements away from the knife pointed at him.

 

"Oh yeah? I figured seeing such a pretty girl like you all alone In a ally was waiting for a date..."

 

He swallowed inching further down the brick wall he was pushed against.

 

"Ugh...I wish! I mostly always come here when im hungry for blood. I wait for a cutie to pop up on the other side and lure them In..."

 

"A blonde vampire? Guess Im In luck!"

 

This time as the girl curled into her stomach to laugh he swiftly dove out of reach. However the encounter while dangerous the more he conversed with her the more he found himself oddly relaxing.

 

"Say...are you not tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!"

 

This time they both found themselves laughing at the cheesy flirting attempt. Eventually the pairs eruption dissipated into shared giggles. Reaching up to swipe at the laugh induced tear forming on her eye himiko paid no mind to how the fellow teen studied her apperence.

He truly wasn't lying when he said she was pretty. From the twin buns most likely holding long golden hair, to even prettier feline sharp golden eyes to match. Aside from the questionable stains covering the middle school uniform she adored she could in complete truth pass as a normal civilian.

 

"Sooo...the whole blood thing I'm assuming is apart of your quirk right..?"

 

With her enthusiastic nods he continued slowly.

 

"Why...why are you doing this? If you'd wanted blood so badly anybody who refuses that cute face has to be Hemeophobian or a one sided fruit cup!"

 

This time the giggles from the girl where just out of reach, sounding more hesitant and forced.

 

"Yeah...growing up in a high profile family...that tends to be the only people who surround you."

 

Silence filled the night filled ally. Not even the stray sound of cars could cut the tension.

 

"Well...I don't know if this'll be much...and I'm sure with what you said earlier I don't expect this to be the last time you show up in a ally undetected.."

 

He swallowed hard reaching up to pull off his coat revealing the stray cuts just along his left arm.

 

"Here. If I allow you to take as much as you need you have to promise me to let me go?"

 

Himiko stared at him passionately, a deep bloom forming In the lovesick teenagers eyes no flower could rival.

 

"Only if we go for some food after this..?"

 

Denki gave a smile true and uncaring, the one he'd give to his normal classmates daily.

 

"Only if you wear my jacket! Rizz 101 Is ya Can't let a fine babe walk around cold!"

 

The tears silently falling from the girls eyes was enough comframation needed, the knife falling from her hands and clattering to the ground long forgotten.

 

"..Deal.."