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[Private message between Buck Noris and FrEddie Mercury]
Buck: u got there ok?
Eddie: Yeah
Thank you, really
The cookies were delicious
Buck: cant believe u only thanking my cooking abilities
Eddie: Ha ha.
Seriously tho, I’m gonna miss you a lot
Buck: me too :(
whos gonna listen to my rambling tangents now :(
Eddie: I’m sure the team don't mind
Buck: but they are not you
Eddie: What if you didn't have to? Stop telling me, I mean
Buck: im not following
Eddie: Let’s say, for every week im here you send me the most interesting topic you hyperfixated on
That way we just have another excuse to not miss each other
Read at 2:38 am
Eddie: If thats what you want, of course
Buck: yeah, id rly like that
Week 1
[Private message between (my) Buck and Chris <3]
Chris: is it true?
Buck: is what true?
Chris: that you are in his will
if smth happens to dad i go to you
Read at 2:43pm
[Private message between Buck Noris and FrEddie Mercury]
Buck: fyi
Chirs is asking me abt your will
Eddie: Yeah…
Buck: why does it sounds like he found out rather then u told him
Eddie: Cause thats what happened
Buck: how Eddie???????
dont tell me he just read it somewhere
Eddie: Got into an argument with my parents
I now realize he heard from his room
We weren't exactly whispering
Buck: wow fuck?
ok
thats…
Eddie: I know
Not great
Buck: id say not ideal
i swear some day ill get into a fit with them
Eddie: Pls don't
Everything is already too complicated
Can you handle the conversation?
Buck: yeah sure
wait hes messaging me
kinda left him on read
Eddie: Go answer my son, Buck
[Private message between (my) Buck and Chris <3]
Chris: buck????
Buck: yeah buddy
it's true
Chris: why didnt u tell me?
Buck: it didn't feel like it was my place to tell u tbh
and honestly i thought u knew for a while after i found out
but then i asked your dad and he said he’d tell u when you were older
which i kinda disagreed a bit but i understood his reasoning
Chris: wait
after u found out???
Buck: yeah?
it was like, a year after the well
when he got shot
Chris: HE DIDN'T EVEN CONSULT U??????????
Buck: Chris, wait, its not like that
i saw his point
Chris: what if u didnt want me?
id have to be stuck with my grandparents???
Buck: Chris, buddy, with all due respect, thats nonsense
You know I'd take you in a heartbeat, right?
Chris: … really?
Buck: of course Chris
you are one of my favourite people on the whole universe
and your dad knew that when he put me in his will
Chris: okay ig
Buck: okay?
Chris: yeah
Buck: hey, Chris?
Chris: hm
Buck: he really is trying, u know?
give him a chance
Chris: sigh
whatever mom
Read at 2:58pm
[118 - gc]
Hen: Buck can u please tone it down, we’re trying to concentrate here! I’m almost beating Chim
Chim: Yeah buck cry less loudly
Wait
You are NOT beating me
Bobby: Why is Buck crying? - Bobby Nash
Eddie: Buck is crying???
What happened?
Is he ok??
Read at 3:04 pm
Eddie: Guys????
I’m gonna call him
Missed call
Missed call
- Buck sent a screenshot -
Buck: hey guys
ravi here
i grabbed his phone when he showed me chris called him mom and started crying
Chim: Hey buck i don’t think
Hen: Shhhhh
Chim: What
Ravi: don’t spoil it for him chim!!?!
Eddie: Oh my God, he called you mom?????
Chim: Not you too Edmundo
Buck: i’m fine now
Hen: I doubt it
Buck: i’ll ignore that
Eddie those were happy tears
don’t worry
Eddie: okay <3
Buck: <3
[conspirationists gc]
Chim: Okay maybe eddie really is queer
Ravi: fork found in kitchen
Hen: What does that even mean probie
Chim: Wait, I know this one!
It means something obvious
Hen: How do you know that and i don’t
Maddie: He’s been learning a lot of gen z lingo now that Alberts back
Ravi: hows my pookie doin btw
Chim: Good i guess?
Ask him yourself since you are spending SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER
I didnt introduce you two for you to monopolize him >:(
And what does pookie mean????
Ravi: jeez chill dude
only buck gets me :(
May: its an endearing way to call someone chim
Ravi: only buck n may get me :(
Maddie: Back to MY brother
What brought this on?
- Hen sent a screenshot -
Josh: Oh for fucks sake
Ravi: i think it’s cute
Karen: You say that cause u have only been here for the past couple of years
I’ve known this morons for a while now
Ravi: i’ve always loved the reconciliation trope
Maddie: Reconciliation? Did they fight?
Hen: Not that I know of
What do you mean Ravi?
Ravi: aren’t they divorced?
Hen: WHAT???
Josh: Now this is GOLDEN, I’m sending it to Linda
May: way ahead of u
Chim: And yall say IM the obtuse one
Maddie: Okay now what made you think that
Ravi: really?
well now some interactions with buck make sense
and answering, maddie, the whole ana introduction fiasco
i may have some explaining to do to b shift tho
Maddie: You know what, i see it
[Twitter]
@probieravi: stumbled upon piping hot tea
→ @maytheodsbeinurfavour: how is it hot??? its solid ice u just dumb
→ @probieravi: y u mean to me pookie thought we had pan-lesbian alliance going for us :(
→ @firehose: what kind of tea u guys talking abt? real tea or gossip
→ @maytheodsbeinurfavour: ravi spilled real tea, just teasing him abt it dw
→ @firehose: okay :D
→ @probieravi: nice save
[Private message between Work Kid and Wish was my Dad]
Bobby: You really ok kid? - Bobby Nash
Buck: yeah, just got a bit emotional
i mean Eddie just left
and Chris been gone for so long
Bobby: But he is coming back. - Bobby Nash
Buck: i know its just…
it happened before
i think im projecting
Bobby: Have you talked to your therapist? - Bobby Nash
Buck: already scheduled
also u dont have to sign ur messages pops
Bobby: Ah, May did warn me about that.
I am proud of you.
- Bobby Nash
Buck: thanks pops
- Buck
[Twitter]
@firehose: [attached screenshot of Buck signing his message] i <3 indulging my dads shenanigans :)
→ @maytheodsbeinurfavour: cant believe he still signing, i showed him how to deactivate this feature (cute tho
→ @firehose: oh no he writes it manually, on every message
→ @maytheodsbeinurfavour: what
→ @firehose: hes worse then Eddie
[Private message between Buck Noris and FrEddie Mercury]
Buck: so yeah thats how it went
Eddie: Wow
That explains a lot the cold shoulder
Buck: sorry :(
Eddie: Hey, it's not your fault
Thank you for talking to him
Buck: is the least i can do from here
Eddie: Hey, where is it?
Buck: where is what
Eddie: My fun/weird/probably wont like to learn fact of the week?
Buck: OH
YEAH
my tangent
…
u really wanna do this?
Eddie: If I didnt I wouldn't ask Buck
You know that man
Buck: okay
so
did u know there are sharks living in a submerged crater in an
get this
ACTIVE VOLCANO
Eddie: What
How
Buck: thats what the science community is trying to find out
cause the water is like
super hot and super acid and shit
theyve been there since 2015
there are SO MANY THEORIES!!!
Eddie: Wanna FaceTime and tell me all about it?
Buck: ……
yes please
FaceTime incoming call at 9:27 pm
FaceTime call ended at 12:36 am
[Twitter]
@firehose: fuck my gay life.
→ @probieravi: ouch, pookie goin thru it