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1. Intricate Rituals by Zakalwe

   Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Mar 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes
   • Samuel Vimes
   • Havelock Vetinari
   • Rufus Drumknott
   • Blood and Injury
   • Stitches
   • Humor
   • Touching
   • Banter
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Spoilers for the Watch books generally
   • Fluff
   • Mild Hurt/Comfort
   • Whump
   • Missing Scene
   • Illnesses
   • Poisoning
   • Slow Burn
   • because it takes place over years
   • not because it's especially long
   • Handcuffs
   • Sarcasm
   • the truth
   • Thud!
   • men at arms
   • Past Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Divorce
   • Jealous Vimes
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • references to offscreen abuse
   • Happy Ending
   • vetvimes
   • Smut
   • Light Bondage
   • Kissing
   • Hand Jobs
   • Frottage
   • Teasing
   • Vetinari's version of dirty talk
   • First Time
   • Post-Book: Night Watch (Discworld)

   Summary

   A collection of mini-fics and short scenes about Vimes' and Vetinari's...whatever-ship, linked by the theme of touch. Some of them are inspired by book events, some of them are entirely random.

   The smut in this is entirely contained within the last chapter; the rest is pretty much teen and up.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   27,119

   Chapters:

   13/13

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