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@Nikolai Lanstov added @Zoya Nazyalenesky, @Alina Starkov, @Kaz Brekker, @Inej Ghafa, @Wyaln Van Eck, @Nina Zenik, @Genya Safin, @David Kostyk
GROUP CHAT
Nikolai: im sure everyone is wondering why I have gathered you all together on this occasion.
@Nina: Not really, no.
@Zoya: ^^^
@Kaz: Cut to the chase, Stormhound
@Nikolai: cmon guys im hurt no love for an old friend??
@Genya: I just got a headache reading that
@Wylan: Punctuation? No? Ok :(
@Jepser: Honeyy don’t be like that….
@Alina: Don’t avoid the question Nikolai
@Nikolai: and here I thought we were friends what did I fooo to deserve this ?
@David: … Do you really want the answer to tha—
@Kaz: You created a group chat.
@Zoya: Avoided the question.
@Nina: Idk just existed.
@Wylan: Woke me up at 2AM.
@Jesper: I’m on your side @Nikolai. C’mon babe don’t be like that. Dw guys he was definitely awake.
@Kaz: Too much information, Jesper.
@Alina: Eww I might need to bleach my eyes.
@Nikolai: this is cyberbullying
@Nina: Sucks to suck. Also “fooo” ??? I’m laughing dude
@Alina: turn on your autocorrect.
@Nikolai: no thx 🙏🏻 but fyi I was board
@Genya: Board.
@Zoya: So you woke everyone up cuz you were bored?
@Nikolai: it’s a plannnn so practically I can’t contact you during the day rihht so I contact you during the night so you are not disturbed when u r workin !! It’s a win win
@Kaz: ……
@Jesper: No, let him cook.
@Genya: that is the DUMBEST thing I have ever heard
@Nikolai: :( you are all so mean
@Nina: It’s fine tho in the words of our very own Crow “crime never sleeps”
@Zoya: @Kaz did you just… quote Batman.
@Alina: Omgg he’s literally “I’m vengeance” on pekka rollins and everything
@Kaz: I plead the fifth
@Wyaln: is this kaz?????????
@Genya: I think you broke him.
@Jesper: Can confirm he is break
@Nikolai: 💅💅
@Zoya: Go to bed @Nikolai
@Nikolai: 🥺🥺
@Alina: Listen to her
@Nikolai: 🙄🙄
@Wylan: Genuine question. Can he use words?
@Zoya: I think he can? Maybe?
@David: From his use of the English Language in this conversation, it’s safe to say he’s illiterate.
@Nikolai: **gasp**
@Nina: Go to bed or else Zoya’s gonna tell everyone about the Incident.
@Nikolai: Ok. Gn guys